Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
It's that time of year again for adults to get all fired up about a movie based on a book written for little kids. Harry is back at his school where he learns magic instead of practical stuff that would make him a useful member of society. I'm assuming all the other characters are back, too. Except for maybe Dumblefart. I remember a lot of people on the Internet yelling, "Snape kills Dumblepoop!" a lot, but I honestly had no idea what they were talking about. Anyways, you're not going to get much news about the movie from us, so if you're big fan or if your girlfriend is a big fan (which means she's seven) then you might want to head over to Broomsticksandpollywogs.com or whatever the big Harry Potter fan site is. We don't need you geeking up our nice site.
Studio: Warner Bros.