Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool.
CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.
Some dudes recreated the opening title sequence to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” animated show. Ladies, don’t get too excited by the manliness displayed.
Normally we don’t cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn’t resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff’d up.
In this faux pharmaceutical commercial, Bradley Cooper sells the life-changing drug NZT. The pill makes you sharper, stronger, faster, and smarter and Bradley Cooperier than you ever thought possible.
What does the man who has everything desire most? Himself, apparently. Does this count as art?
Time to rock out with our Tron-cocks out! The robots in Daft Punk have released this video for “Derezzed,” the first single from their Tron: Legacy score. If you haven’t heard it yet, it’s a pretty exciting series of beep-boop-bops.
Excluded from this supercut: Any portion of the dialogue between Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones, the Ke$ha song “Blah Blah Blah,” the entirety of the movie Avatar, and everything Sylvester Stallone has ever said on film.
Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police’s song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well.
Someone recut the trailer for The Beaver so that it included Mel Gibson’s infamous rant quotes. This story seems a lot more interesting now. It was weird when Mel gave the beaver puppet a distinguished British accent. It clearly would be asking people to blow it.
Entertainment Tonight went on a journey behind the scenes of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie in the treacherous terrain of London, England. Anchor Mark Steines narrates the adventure as pirate extras munch on sandwiches in the background.
Some racist white kid who sounds British but is from Arkansas airs his grievances with Marmaduke. I respectfully didn’t give it my complete attention as it says it’s a show for white kids, which I’m assuming excludes Jewish adults.
All entries will be judged by Lynch himself, and the winner will receive a box of doll heads covered in fire ants…probably. For more information, watch the video.
A man with too much time on his hands goes all Eddie Murphy by playing each character in a reenactment of the Dodgeball wrench-throwing scene. Squint your eyes and you’ll swear it’s Vince Vaughn, Justin Long, and Rip Torn.
AICN hosted a contest where fans could enter their videos of other movies getting the Tron treatment for a chance to win a seat at the upcoming Butt-Numb-A-Thon. Tronitized Aliens, the champion, certainly earned its title.
A redubbed scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom turns into an instructional video on proper manners at the dinner table. You may never find yourself in the same formal situation as Indy (or “Bob” in the video), but if poisoned drinks and flaming kabobs ever arise, you’ll be ready. Maybe even this Thanksgiving.
Talk to your kids about sex is easy, but talking to them about Star Wars is hard. Where do you start? How detailed do you get? Do you bring up the tabooed Jar Jar Binks? Luckly Asylum put together a video to help all you daddies out.
Johnson was a good sport when I tied in Faster with the upcoming Fast Five. He also appreciated my Point Blank reference and told us it’s okay to still call him The Rock.
In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.
Neill Blomkamp broke out in big ways with District 9. Now, all eyes are on this guy in anticipation of what his next project will be. Turns out, it’s this some kind of thing.
Yay, it’s Tron Tuesday again… That means another sneak peak promotion clip thingy. This one looks under the hoods of the vehicles in Tron Legacy. Can we just see the damn movie already?!
We all know that Nic Cage frequently loses his sh*t in movies, but when you string all of the moments together it’s a frightening display of a mentally unstable person.
YouTube user MoPapparani put together a supercut of 250 introductions of 186 people, groups, and things. I’m not sure if you’ll make it all the way through the ten minute video, but watch as much as you can while you finish your bowl of generic brand Lucky Charms this morning.
Those wily chaps over at FilmDrunk put together a supercut of Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming in films. It’s long, but if you want to get the most out of it you should take it all.
It’s “Tron Tuesday” (Observed) and that means another look at the film. This time, we have a scene that is going to loan so much inspiration to the porn parody.
This is Harry J. Potter, the self-proclaimed world’s biggest Harry Potter fan. You’re probably thinking he’s just a fan of the movies, but it’s the books too. He’d be a total loser if it were just the movies.
Movies are never short on characters who have had one too many. Just like real life drunks, they slur, slip, and spew — sometimes all at once.The unfortunate souls in this wasted in movies supercut from our editor Matthew Freund needed a friend to cut them off, or just leave them at home altogether.
Studios should take fan-made trailers and run them nationally as official film trailers. Fans seem to make movies look a lot more badass than professional trailer editors. This trailer for Faster emphasizes what The Rock should have been doing all along — stompin’ fools instead wearing tutus and fairy wings.
This trailer doesn’t say anything that isn’t already in the films. It just rearranges certain lines and scenes so that the final product makes Harry and Dumbledore seem as if they’re gay lovers.And who are you to judge?!
Chubby Skinny Kids give a look at what the next generation of ‘Ghostbusters’ might be like. The youth today have no respect for the dead.