This is Harry J. Potter, the self-proclaimed world’s biggest Harry Potter fan. You’re probably thinking he’s just a fan of the movies, but it’s the books too. He’d be a total loser if it were just the movies.
Movies are never short on characters who have had one too many. Just like real life drunks, they slur, slip, and spew — sometimes all at once.The unfortunate souls in this wasted in movies supercut from our editor Matthew Freund needed a friend to cut them off, or just leave them at home altogether.
Studios should take fan-made trailers and run them nationally as official film trailers. Fans seem to make movies look a lot more badass than professional trailer editors. This trailer for Faster emphasizes what The Rock should have been doing all along — stompin’ fools instead wearing tutus and fairy wings.
This trailer doesn’t say anything that isn’t already in the films. It just rearranges certain lines and scenes so that the final product makes Harry and Dumbledore seem as if they’re gay lovers.And who are you to judge?!
Chubby Skinny Kids give a look at what the next generation of ‘Ghostbusters’ might be like. The youth today have no respect for the dead.
Tuesday, Entertainment Tonight is going to premiere the Green Lantern trailer that will play before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Yesterday they premiered the teaser of that trailer in between “We’re number one! We’re number one!” promotional graphics.
A new super-cut is making the rounds this afternoon. Much like “We’ve Got Company,” “Famous Last Words,” and “I Hate Muffins,” “You Look Like Sh*t” highlights all the times characters in movies are told they look like sh*t, or tell someone else they resemble sh*t. And 22% of that time, that person is Bruce Willis.
The other week, Ted Raimi, brother of director Sam Raimi, beat us up, stole our Flip Cam, and flew to NYC to attend Zombie Con. He tooled around the convention floor, married some living dead lovers, and snapped some footage of Bruce Campbell interrogating a zombie.
Imagine a interactive Choose Your Own Adventure with a zombie storyline. Now stop imagining because it’s real! Editing the Dead puts you in control of your fate. Depending on your selection at the end of each video clip, you’re taken down a different path that could lead to salvation or being eaten alive.
This Break Original asks the question, “What if Milton from Office Space sang a catchy diddy about his troubles with Lumberg and his red Swingline stapler?” Don’t be surprised if it’s playing Off-Broadway in a few months. The married squirrels part is touching.
Voldemort and his Death Eaters invaded Grand Central Station looking for Harry Potter a.k.a. just another day in New York City. Alright, maybe it was less typical considering the flash mob consisted of actors instead of recently released Bellevue patients.
In his audition for Anchorman, Steve Carell made the choice to play Brick Tamland like a giggling idiot. So much so that it looks like he’s on the brink of passing out. Even with the degraded video quality, you can tell his face gets awfully purple.