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Links Away: TRON Jeremy
Thursday, December 16 by

Ron Jeremy was pretty bummed when he didn’t make the cut for the porn version of TRON: Legacy. Not one to wallow in self pity, Jeremy set out to make his own TRON parody, complete with a healthy serving of Ron-on-Ron action.

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‘We’re Not In Kansas Anymore’ Supercut
Thursday, December 16 by

I never realized how often characters in movies survey their surroundings and then proclaim, “We’re not in Kansas anymore.” Good God, can we stop using that reference now? Wizard of Oz came out like two-hundred years ago (right?).

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Links Away: The Mario Bros. Take On Liberty City
Wednesday, December 15 by

This clip of the Mario Bros getting Grand Theft Auto-ified will grab your childhood nostalgia by the balls, push it out a fourth story window, and stand laughing over its battered corpse.

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Links Away: The Fighter Is Mark Wahlberg. Not You.
Tuesday, December 14 by

Just when you thought it might be you who is the fighter, Mark Wahlberg steps in to say it’s not you. Or you, Cookie Monster.

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Prepare Brains For 270 Movies In 6 Minutes
Tuesday, December 14 by

What is it about a supercut that makes everything so much more awesome?

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Links Away: Nicolas Cage Loses His Shit (For Real This Time)
Monday, December 13 by

There’s a good reason Nicolas Cage is the undisputed king of on-screen freakouts: It’s because that’s how he rolls in real life.

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Scarecrow Johnny Depp Chats With Break
Monday, December 13 by

Acting legend and pirate extraordinaire Johnny Depp recently sat down with Break in Paris to chat about his latest film. During this interview, he admits that if he fought co-star Angelina Jolie she’d win, but he’d definitely leave marks.

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Boo Boo Assassinates Yogi Like a Boss
Monday, December 13 by

In this alleged alternate ending to Yogi Bear, America’s favorite forest-dwelling picnic enthusiast is recast in the form of a troubled outlaw with a hankering for sweet, sweet death.

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A Very Ferrell and Reilly Christmas
Monday, December 13 by

David Bowie (Will Ferrell) visits Bing Crosby (John C. Reilly) during the holidays to sing a very special Christmas duet with an underlying hatred of each other.

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NSFW Black Swan/Showgirls Trailer Mash-Up
Saturday, December 11 by

Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool.

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Ha Ha, Jeff Daniels Is On CNN And He’s Pooping
Friday, December 10 by

CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.

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Real Life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Friday, December 10 by

Some dudes recreated the opening title sequence to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” animated show. Ladies, don’t get too excited by the manliness displayed.

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Watch Miley Cyrus Trip Balls
Friday, December 10 by

Normally we don’t cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn’t resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff’d up.

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Bradley Cooper Whores Himself Out To Big Pharmaceutical
Thursday, December 9 by

In this faux pharmaceutical commercial, Bradley Cooper sells the life-changing drug NZT. The pill makes you sharper, stronger, faster, and smarter and Bradley Cooperier than you ever thought possible.

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Links Away: James Franco Tongues James Franco
Wednesday, December 8 by

What does the man who has everything desire most? Himself, apparently. Does this count as art?

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Get Pumped For ‘Tron: Legacy’ With Daft Punk’s ‘Derezzed’ Music Video
Wednesday, December 8 by

Time to rock out with our Tron-cocks out! The robots in Daft Punk have released this video for “Derezzed,” the first single from their Tron: Legacy score. If you haven’t heard it yet, it’s a pretty exciting series of beep-boop-bops.

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Links Away: Blah Blah Blah Supercut
Tuesday, December 7 by

Excluded from this supercut: Any portion of the dialogue between Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones, the Ke$ha song “Blah Blah Blah,” the entirety of the movie Avatar, and everything Sylvester Stallone has ever said on film.

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Watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Prostitute
Tuesday, December 7 by

Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police’s song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well.

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Links Away: ‘The Beaver’ Trailer Remixed
Monday, December 6 by

Someone recut the trailer for The Beaver so that it included Mel Gibson’s infamous rant quotes. This story seems a lot more interesting now. It was weird when Mel gave the beaver puppet a distinguished British accent. It clearly would be asking people to blow it.

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Go Behind the Scenes of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ If You Want
Monday, December 6 by

Entertainment Tonight went on a journey behind the scenes of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie in the treacherous terrain of London, England. Anchor Mark Steines narrates the adventure as pirate extras munch on sandwiches in the background.

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Links Away: Racist Kid Critiques ‘Marmaduke’
Thursday, December 2 by

Some racist white kid who sounds British but is from Arkansas airs his grievances with Marmaduke. I respectfully didn’t give it my complete attention as it says it’s a show for white kids, which I’m assuming excludes Jewish adults.

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Break Out the Bugs and Rotten Meat: David Lynch Wants You to Make a Music Video
Wednesday, December 1 by

All entries will be judged by Lynch himself, and the winner will receive a box of doll heads covered in fire ants…probably. For more information, watch the video.

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Links Away: Homemade ‘Dodgeball’ Scene
Tuesday, November 30 by

A man with too much time on his hands goes all Eddie Murphy by playing each character in a reenactment of the Dodgeball wrench-throwing scene. Squint your eyes and you’ll swear it’s Vince Vaughn, Justin Long, and Rip Torn.

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‘Aliens’ and ‘Hard Target’ Get Tronitized
Monday, November 29 by

AICN hosted a contest where fans could enter their videos of other movies getting the Tron treatment for a chance to win a seat at the upcoming Butt-Numb-A-Thon. Tronitized Aliens, the champion, certainly earned its title.

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Indiana Jones Teaches Proper Table Manners
Thursday, November 25 by

A redubbed scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom turns into an instructional video on proper manners at the dinner table. You may never find yourself in the same formal situation as Indy (or “Bob” in the video), but if poisoned drinks and flaming kabobs ever arise, you’ll be ready. Maybe even this Thanksgiving.

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Links Away: How To Talk To Your Kids About ‘Star Wars’
Wednesday, November 24 by

Talk to your kids about sex is easy, but talking to them about Star Wars is hard. Where do you start? How detailed do you get? Do you bring up the tabooed Jar Jar Binks? Luckly Asylum put together a video to help all you daddies out.

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Video Interview: The Rock ‘Faster’
Wednesday, November 24 by

Johnson was a good sport when I tied in Faster with the upcoming Fast Five. He also appreciated my Point Blank reference and told us it’s okay to still call him The Rock.

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Links Away: Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters
Tuesday, November 23 by

In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.

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What’s This Weirdo Thing? ‘Video By: Neill Blomkamp’
Tuesday, November 23 by

Neill Blomkamp broke out in big ways with District 9. Now, all eyes are on this guy in anticipation of what his next project will be. Turns out, it’s this some kind of thing.

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‘Tron Legacy’ Featurette Revs Up Vehicles
Tuesday, November 23 by

Yay, it’s Tron Tuesday again… That means another sneak peak promotion clip thingy. This one looks under the hoods of the vehicles in Tron Legacy. Can we just see the damn movie already?!