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Ron Jeremy was pretty bummed when he didn’t make the cut for the porn version of TRON: Legacy. Not one to wallow in self pity, Jeremy set out to make his own TRON parody, complete with a healthy serving of Ron-on-Ron action.

I never realized how often characters in movies survey their surroundings and then proclaim, “We’re not in Kansas anymore.” Good God, can we stop using that reference now? Wizard of Oz came out like two-hundred years ago (right?).

This clip of the Mario Bros getting Grand Theft Auto-ified will grab your childhood nostalgia by the balls, push it out a fourth story window, and stand laughing over its battered corpse.

Just when you thought it might be you who is the fighter, Mark Wahlberg steps in to say it’s not you. Or you, Cookie Monster.

What is it about a supercut that makes everything so much more awesome?

There’s a good reason Nicolas Cage is the undisputed king of on-screen freakouts: It’s because that’s how he rolls in real life.

Acting legend and pirate extraordinaire Johnny Depp recently sat down with Break in Paris to chat about his latest film. During this interview, he admits that if he fought co-star Angelina Jolie she’d win, but he’d definitely leave marks.

In this alleged alternate ending to Yogi Bear, America’s favorite forest-dwelling picnic enthusiast is recast in the form of a troubled outlaw with a hankering for sweet, sweet death.

David Bowie (Will Ferrell) visits Bing Crosby (John C. Reilly) during the holidays to sing a very special Christmas duet with an underlying hatred of each other.

Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool.

CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.

Some dudes recreated the opening title sequence to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” animated show. Ladies, don’t get too excited by the manliness displayed.

Normally we don’t cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn’t resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff’d up.

In this faux pharmaceutical commercial, Bradley Cooper sells the life-changing drug NZT. The pill makes you sharper, stronger, faster, and smarter and Bradley Cooperier than you ever thought possible.

What does the man who has everything desire most? Himself, apparently. Does this count as art?

Time to rock out with our Tron-cocks out! The robots in Daft Punk have released this video for “Derezzed,” the first single from their Tron: Legacy score. If you haven’t heard it yet, it’s a pretty exciting series of beep-boop-bops.

Excluded from this supercut: Any portion of the dialogue between Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones, the Ke$ha song “Blah Blah Blah,” the entirety of the movie Avatar, and everything Sylvester Stallone has ever said on film.

Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police’s song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well.

Someone recut the trailer for The Beaver so that it included Mel Gibson’s infamous rant quotes. This story seems a lot more interesting now. It was weird when Mel gave the beaver puppet a distinguished British accent. It clearly would be asking people to blow it.

Entertainment Tonight went on a journey behind the scenes of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie in the treacherous terrain of London, England. Anchor Mark Steines narrates the adventure as pirate extras munch on sandwiches in the background.

Some racist white kid who sounds British but is from Arkansas airs his grievances with Marmaduke. I respectfully didn’t give it my complete attention as it says it’s a show for white kids, which I’m assuming excludes Jewish adults.

All entries will be judged by Lynch himself, and the winner will receive a box of doll heads covered in fire ants…probably. For more information, watch the video.

A man with too much time on his hands goes all Eddie Murphy by playing each character in a reenactment of the Dodgeball wrench-throwing scene. Squint your eyes and you’ll swear it’s Vince Vaughn, Justin Long, and Rip Torn.

AICN hosted a contest where fans could enter their videos of other movies getting the Tron treatment for a chance to win a seat at the upcoming Butt-Numb-A-Thon. Tronitized Aliens, the champion, certainly earned its title.

A redubbed scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom turns into an instructional video on proper manners at the dinner table. You may never find yourself in the same formal situation as Indy (or “Bob” in the video), but if poisoned drinks and flaming kabobs ever arise, you’ll be ready. Maybe even this Thanksgiving.

Talk to your kids about sex is easy, but talking to them about Star Wars is hard. Where do you start? How detailed do you get? Do you bring up the tabooed Jar Jar Binks? Luckly Asylum put together a video to help all you daddies out.

Johnson was a good sport when I tied in Faster with the upcoming Fast Five. He also appreciated my Point Blank reference and told us it’s okay to still call him The Rock.

In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.

Neill Blomkamp broke out in big ways with District 9. Now, all eyes are on this guy in anticipation of what his next project will be. Turns out, it’s this some kind of thing.

Yay, it’s Tron Tuesday again… That means another sneak peak promotion clip thingy. This one looks under the hoods of the vehicles in Tron Legacy. Can we just see the damn movie already?!