These Russell Brand quotes are witty words from the British actor and comedian. Brand has appeared in movies such as “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, “Get Him to the Greek”, and “Tempest”. Check out those flicks if these quotes can't satisfy your hunger for this clever chap.
"I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!" This Russell Brand quote reveals the comedian’s taste in women. He scores according to linguistic skill. The ladies better crack open a book and tighten their grip on grammar.
"I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One". And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time." Here's a Russell Brand quote that may teach you a practical use for threesomes. Brand isn’t in it for the extra loving. No. He’s just speeding up his search for his dream girl.
"Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory." Russell Brand sends this quote out to all the youth. Conformity is a bore. Resist and run free. You might want to search for a proper job at some point, though.
"People don't realize that the future is just now, but later." The future is closer than you may realize. At least, that’s the main idea behind Russell Brand's quote. Aside from timing, the future and the present have a lot in common.
"And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' out be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet." Russell Brand delivers a lesson in basic zoology with this quote. Sorry to burst the bubble of your childhood, but the ugly duckling grew into an ugly duck. On the other hand, the cygnet was the lucky one.