Brilliant Bill Maher quotes can be pulled from his successful television shows "Politically Incorrect" and "Real Time" that have helped to him 22 Emmy award nominations. Maher has also written four best-selling books and a high grossing documentary about organized religion: "Religulous." Regardless of where or when Bill Maher made these quotes - enjoy his humor and intriguing insight.

  1. "Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.Bill Maher's sense of humor is perfectly captured with this quote about parenthood. It could also be considered an observation about safe sex. The point is that the responsibility that comes with bringing a child into this world needs to be considered when having sex.

  2. "Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence." This quote from Bill Maher hits upon several topics all at once. The first would be with the overabundance of comic book hero movies that seemed to be hitting movie theaters on a regular basis. But the deeper, more important issue is with war and how other countries may view America's use of violence.

  3. "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." This Bill Maher quote can be summed up as: blame yourself for picking the wrong mates. But at the same time, it still points the finger at the bad reputation that men in general usually get from women. He doesn't even deny that there is some truth to this accusation.

  4. "If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain." Leave it to Bill Maher to take a controversial subject and turn it into a hilarious quote. Human suffering as big business is not what is normally considered to be the plight of the medical industry in the media. But Maher raises a good point that affects all of us - human life should be of a much higher value than money.

  5. "And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex." This has to be the most unique quote about gay marriage ever. Bill Maher makes a joke out of the "same sex debate" by belittling the opinion that stands against it. He shows the similarities between what happens in any marriage - regardless of the gender.

- Jason Cuthbert