You can refer to Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes with great vengeance and furious anger for a variety of situations. Everything from a visit to the aquarium to trying to recruit your friends into a superhero team will have the perfect line for you to deliver badly compared to Samuel L. Jackson. Now clench your jaw, stare straight ahead, and don't blink.
"This is some f*cked-up repugnant sh*t!" from "Pulp Fiction" Here's a Samuel L. Jackson quote for the next time you encounter something mildly offensive. Not a fan of breastfeeding in public? Crack this one out next time you see it. Not a fan of gas station hot dogs? Put this gem on blast and watch your displeasure express itself perfectly.
"Did someone call 9-1-holy-shit!" from "The Other Guys" In "The Other Guys", Samuel L. Jackson plays one half of a pair of suicidally heroic cops along with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He says this after a particularly expletive-inspiring car chase, but you could say it about any number of more pedestrian calamities, like burning the Thanksgiving turkey or accidentally crashing into a sliding-glass door.
"The oppression of the Sith will never return! You, my lord, have lost!" from "Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith" George Lucas isn't exactly Billy Wilder in the writing-quotable-dialogue department, but it makes sense to have at least one "Star Wars" Jackson quote in your repertoire. This one could be good for when you emerge victorious over the evil. Maybe you'd say it after beatingt an obnoxious quasi-friend in foosball.
"I'm the Octopus, I got eight of everything." from "The Spirit" We could probably populate this entire list and then some with quotes from Samuel L. Jackson's bizarre performance in the even-more bizarre comic book movie "The Spirit." So consider this a kind of placeholder quote, good for when you happen to have 8 of something on hand. 8 pens, 8 Tic Tacs, 8 dollars, whatever. And while it may not seen particularly vengeful and/or furious on paper, when Jackson delivers it, it's truly a brimestone-worthy sight to behold.
"My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass." from "Jackie Brown" This is another movie, like "The Spirit" but even more so, that is chock-full of perfect Samuel L. Jackson quotes. This one is particularly suited to the movie, since dumb criminals are something of a specialty for Elmore Leonard, who wrote the book that "Jackie Brown" is based on. But just because Jackson's character Ordell Robbie's ass is dumb doesn't mean he can be trifled with without consequences. He's crafty and as cruel as a rattlesnake and he's got the body count and kung-fu goatee to prove it. Use this any time you want to catch someone off-guard with an unassuming and self-effacing persona.
"Are we gonna live together? Together are we gonna live?" from "Do the Right Thing" Samuel L. Jackson is known for his cold cynicism, but here's a warm and earnest plea for peace and harmony from his omnipresent DJ character in "Do the Right Thing." But there's also plenty of furious anger bubbling beneath the surface, both in Samuel L. Jackson's narration and the movie itself. The most appropriate time to crack this out would probably be when you're caught between a disagreement between two of your friends. Expect tensions to melt and peace to be achieved once you make use of this quote.
"I've got my eye on you." from "Iron Man 2" Samuel L. Jackson's performance as Nick Fury in the various Marvel Comics Avengers movies is one of his most beloved characterizations. Who but the L-meister could make such a jokey line sound both vengeful and furiously angry? Here's a quote that's a good one to use if you're wearing an eyepatch, because otherwise it just sounds like you're only half paying attention to the person you're supposedly watching closely. If anyone can pull of an eyepatch, why not you? Samuel L. Jackson did it.