A Guy’s Guide To The ‘Twilight’ Characters

Tuesday, November 15 by

The Volturi

The Volturi are the royalty of the vampire world. They’re a bunch of goth dudes who live in Italy and keep Dakota Fanning around to do creepy shit with her mind. Pissing them off is pretty much the only way a vampire can die.

Well, that’s about it. Now it’s time for your…

Comprehension Questions

  1. Who is the most irritating character in The Twilight Saga?
  2. Why are the Native Americans more awesome than the sparkly metrosexual vampires?
  3. Who has the illest moustache in all of The Twilight Saga?
  4. What stupid crap does Bella Swan’s name mean?