Warning: Spoilers Ahead! I’ll admit it: I’m not the biggest Sandra Bullock fan. I find her precious nature to be cloying and often tedious. I can’t sit through any of…
As poorly acted, edited, and directed as these Blair Witch copycats often are, found footage horror is uncommonly effective at scaring the hell out of us.
The appeal of the Final Destination films cannot be found in their carbon-copied plots, nor can it be found in their brunette, Gap-Fall-collection protagonists. It’s all about the kills.
White actors have far too often occupied roles for other ethnic minorities. Why on Earth is this still going on in 2014?!?
Finally, a place to buy coffee in New York!
Simplicity is sometimes key, folks, and these posters demonstrate that to a tee.
‘Blade Runner 2: Still Runnin’, Still Bladin”
Don’t worry, it’s from the creator of ‘Dads’ starring Seth Green and
Ghostbusters is celebrating its 30th anniversary, so it’s time to revisit the classic paranormal comedy that launched one really disappointing sequel. Maybe two…
The list of cast members for the new Star Wars movie is ever-growing. Check out who’s on board so far.
I hope everything goes smoothly in this one.
Feldman keeps checking his phone to make sure it’s getting service.
The Film Cult Presents: American Gigolo, the 1980 film about sex and fashion that became a cult classic for its eighties aesthetic.
A Dame to Kill For can deliver all the gratuitous T n’ A and over-the-top violence it wants, but unless it relocates itself to the land of slot machines and cocaine, it will surely fail to live up to the true “Sin City” classics.
If you think that headline is obnoxious, just imagine what the film will be like.
Keep wanting to type this as “Outkast.” DAMN YOU, ANDRE 3000!
These actors all make millions of dollars now, but boy did they start out in some stinkers.
How many can you spot?
We get to watch him shop for whores online.
If that title looks like gibberish…it is, but it’s gibberish rooted in truth.
Note: promotional still not actual size.
He gets to dust off his “I’m being serious, but also completely confused” face.
*smiles politely, looks around to see if anyone else seems to know what ‘Phineas and Ferb’ is*
It’s oddly therapeutic, in a way. Although I’d say that the Gimp’s death was sort of undetermined. Some say he’s still out there, looking for love.
I think we can all agree that Michael Bay is to subtlety and restraint what Joseph Stalin was to…subtlety and restraint. Am I calling Michael Bay the Joseph Stalin of filmmaking, or implying that Bay might even be Joseph Stalin reincarnated? Yes, I am saying that.
Any time you can incorporate cheap vodka into charity, you have to.
They totally redeemed themselves.
“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”
We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)
Not the best week to be cops.