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Stormtroopers are Just Like Us

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | WEDNESDAY MARCH 10 AT 9:00 PST 

RedandJonny are a nice, young married couple who just happen to wear Stormtrooper helmets and document their adventures. You can check out their Flickr account here, but I've picked 25 of my favorite shots.



  1. Anonymous Says:

    They're skinheads or mods. The dude wears almost exclusively Fred Perry and she, well, clearly.

  2. Nate Con Carne Says:

    And you're a douche for trying to make some lame assumption based on what they wear. And the little 'and she, well, clearly.' remark? Who the hell are you? Fashion police? Must be lovely to live behind you're little "Anonymous" veil, and pass you lame judgement on people. Whatever. I hope you're little, pathetic douche bag life has made you happy.

  3. brackley Says:

    WIN

  4. Anonyjonnymous Says:

    Skinhead. 100%

    Good eye on the Fred Perry. I'm well impressed. .

  5. Trickie Says:

    I think that they are hilarious - they are a cool couple who obviously have a sense of humour and are willing to share that! The photos really made me laugh and will keep an eye out for more of the same from them!!!!

  6. Anonymous Says:

    wonder if she wears that helmet when she cheats on him ...

  7. Old Ben Says:

    This isn't the website your looking for

  8. shizite Says:

    this is great, the funniest part of this for me is that this couple carries the helmets around looking for these opportunities. personally, every time i see someone in a stormtrooper helmet it brightens my day

    GEEK OUT

  9. Anonymous Says:

    "Aren't your tatas a little small for a stormtrooper?"

  10. beatboxingguy Says:

    I have to say these photos made my day, because the day you can wear a storm trooper helmet in public is the day i can have a burger the way i want it for real.
    peace and prosperity

  11. Anonymous Says:

    I want to see a stormtrooper smoking a bong

  12. Jabba the Shed Says:

    I at least expected a shot of her pulling his helmet off in the bedroom.

  13. G. Angreen Says:

    Or pehaps buffing his helmet

  14. Lesbian Anonymous Says:

    I like the girls butt...

  15. the horrors Says:

    this might look like a gag or a fan statement. but surely, if they are that committed to take so many shots of it and went through the trouble to set the shots up in such a way that the people around them are oblivious, it must look like more than just plain fun. and i think longshank's title gives us a hint at what this might mean. what do you mean when you call someone a "storm trooper"? or a "foot-soldier" (alluding towards the ninja turtles' purple ninja guys)? or the "putty patrol" from power rangers"? The nameless, facelss enemy who works only in a mob without a mind of their own. The negation of individuality. but here we have, not one but two storm troopers going through the drags of life's little episodes and their loving intimate moments striped from its usual cold white armour of a day job changing shifts to hold princess leia in captivity or something. i would like to think they have names. red? jonny? thank you. i was touched when i saw these. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me made a similar statement: whenever Myers karate chopped some guy's neck or kills someone in the line of duty, the fallen guy's family member would receive a grieving phone call. so why make a fuss out of all this, you say? cos storm troopers are just like us. and they have names (not a set of numbers), it could be William James, Muhammad Mahdi Kadhr, Anthony "Swoff" Swofford, Rashid Ali Hasan, i'm wondering if anyone could fire another shot in iraq if everyone knew each other on a first name basis.

  16. Anonymous Says:

    Great photos! Thanks for the laughs.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    FanTastic! More folks need to do this =D

  18. CU-P2 Says:

    Who are these people??...what do they want with our droids?

  19. Anonymous Says:

    wow, that one photo of the couple (beneath the bedroom photo) is a great reference to Eyes Wide Shut. Has that feel, sorta.

  20. Duder NME Says:

    The ball gown ones remind me of a lost Kubrick film.

    Is it natural to be turned on by the girltrooper ones? I vote yes.

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