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20 Best Movie Mustaches of the Aughts

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | FRIDAY DECEMBER 18 AT 9:01 PST 

Twas a fine decade for facial hair in cinema. There were men donning mustaches a plenty, but we toiled and twirled the 'staches we can't grow and picked the twenty best. Did we leave off your favorite one? Let us know who else sported an exemplary mustache on film in the past ten years.

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  1. Says:
    Dude let it rip man, let it rip! RT www.anonymous-web.cz.tc
  2. Says:
    Lame no Baron Munchausen
  3. Says:
    Brad Pitt - Inglourious Basterds C'mon!
  4. Says:
    Stephanie Prat--who knew?
  5. Says:
    I love mustache.
  6. Says:
    You missed Sam Elliott from the 2003 Hulk and Daniel Day-Lewis from There Will Be Blood... That is just off the top of my head.
  7. Says:
    hitler? really?
  8. Says:
    Al Swearengen beats (almost) all of them.
  9. Says:
    you need philip seymour hoffman in charlie wilson's war
  10. Says:
    i love the aughts!
  11. Says:
    cap'n jack sparrow
  12. Says:
    jason schwartzman in Darjeeling Limited
  13. Says:
    Any mustache list without Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck is an offense to every mustache in the world.
  14. Says:
    Tom Selleck is Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds is Tom Selleck, they are the same man. Evidence... Exhibit A: It is impossible for two mustaches of that caliber to coexist in a single universe. (think meeting yourself in an alternate time/dimension, and the chaos that would ensue...) Exhibit B: They have never appeared in the same movie or same place at the same time.
  15. Says:
    Adam Morrison?
  16. Says:
    Sam Elliot has the best mustache
  17. Says:
    Tom Selleck is God of the mustaches. An icon of staches.
  18. Says:
    Little known fact: The mustache controls the man, not the other way around.
  19. Says:
    What about Vigo Mortenson from GI Jane?
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