 The Trailer to End All TrailersPOSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | FRIDAY DECEMBER 11 AT 9:48 PST
YouTube user Vadoskincheg created a masterpiece of modern cinema. He took trailers from over 50 films and melded them together to produce a preview for a movie so epic that no movie theater or even celluloid could contain its utter ferocity. My eyes are bleeding and my ears are still ringing from the first viewing. I'd go back for another, but I fear my mind can process no more. Behold the bombastic trailer of trailers in all its glory below.
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December 11th, 2009 at 10:32 pm Very cool!
December 12th, 2009 at 03:59 pm AKA Most copyright violations Volume 1
December 12th, 2009 at 04:08 pm The person(s) who made this deserve to be raped
December 12th, 2009 at 04:25 pm wow he did a really great job making it flow together like an actual trailer for one fuckin awesome movie
December 12th, 2009 at 04:32 pm It should have ended after Leo Caprio clip came on. It became obvious that it was a bunch of clips from different films after that, trailers arn't generally near four minutes long. This is as well as the fact tha this guy is simply ripping off the work of others to try and gain credibility. It's laying a powerful bit of music over action scenes which a 12 year old could have cut together. Fail.
December 12th, 2009 at 04:33 pm wow, that really sucked
December 12th, 2009 at 06:58 pm That was like the Star Destroyer gag in the beginning of Spaceballs, where it is funny at first and then kills the joke by going on too long.
December 12th, 2009 at 09:13 pm
I don't know the name, but it totally made the whole thing work. I imagine it was conducted with a stick of lit dynamite, and the orchestra was playing instruments fashioned by the Gods.
December 12th, 2009 at 10:21 pm You guys are retarded......Read the fucking description before making comments about your ignorant expectations. Wow....it says he took clips from 50 different movies......READ MOTHA FUCKER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 12th, 2009 at 11:33 pm tl;dw
December 12th, 2009 at 11:59 pm If it were clips I would say: WOW, but it looked like a bunch of stills displayed in staccato. My eyes hurt..... Nice try though...
December 13th, 2009 at 02:42 am 很好啊！
December 13th, 2009 at 08:22 am I haven't seen even ONE of these god-awful, shitty Hollywood wastes of time and money. If you can't tell a story that doesn't involve stuff blowing up, then you can shove your blockbuster up your ass for all I care.
December 13th, 2009 at 11:26 am Only one problem that I managed to spot... second movie listing doesn't come out until Feb 12 2010, so it isn't in 2009.
December 13th, 2009 at 12:12 pm what was the music used in this? I really liked it.
December 13th, 2009 at 12:14 pm if you'd advertised as a movie trailer montage, perhaps it would have worked better. I know the concept of putting movie trailers together for fun, but this is just too much. I think it's really cool, just as a sort of sample of all the movies that were put out this year. mirror above post, really liked the music.
December 13th, 2009 at 02:05 pm it makes you to wanna buy all the movies
December 14th, 2009 at 11:52 am crap
December 15th, 2009 at 07:07 am If this trailer were actually a movie... .. . would that movie be longer than the movie 2012? :-S dunno if I could take another 3+ hours of that.
December 15th, 2009 at 01:04 pm This is a terrible execution of the concept, you want to make an ultimate trailer, then you have to go back to the beginning, pick a selection of films, write a clear and concise message for that trailer to get across (remember, a trailer is meant to tell us about the movie) and then select parts to fill that vision. All you've given us (as noted by another guy) is a selection of almost still images, it's pure action and no message, shitty.
December 25th, 2009 at 08:37 am nice work
January 11th, 2010 at 07:40 am Wooooow....the dude can synch image switching with SOUND! How amazing is THAT!! ....seriously, this is just silly. Problem is, the movies you picked are completely random and can't coexist: there is simply no ultimate point or sense in the whole collage, just a buncha things in motion kept together only because they kinda follow the pacing of the music. Like a previous commentator said, "this is a terrible execution of the concept".