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'SNAKES ON A PLANE' TV EDIT OUTTAKES

POSTED BY Taco Perkins | WEDNESDAY APRIL 29 AT 12:15 PDT 
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Our next comic needs no introduction but we’ll give him one all the same… back from his debut review of ‘Obsessed w/ Beyoncé and That White Bitch.’

Laaaadies and Geeeeentlemeeeeen! Mr.!  Tacoooo!  Perkiiiiins!

[Uninspired applause]


Yo, yo, yo. What's happenin' mothaf**kas??!! Y’all ready to laugh up in this bitch?

*holds for applause. receives none.*

A’ight. A’ight. Y’all be watching FX, right? ‘Course you do! YOU BLACK. I said it! Nah, I’m just playin’. But anyway, y’all seen that movie with the big-ass snakes on an airplane? No. I ain’t be talkin’ ‘bout no Soul Plane. Though Snoop do be hung like a bullied teenager!

I’m talkin’ bout that Sam Jackson in Snakes On A Plane. You know, “I’ve had it with all these muthaf*ckin’ snakes on this muthaf*ckin’ plane!” That’s that sh*t right there. Well, take a look a here what FX done did with the voiceover edit:


Snakes on a Plane - The TV Edit - The famous line - Watch more Funny Videos

Monkey-fighting?? Monday ta Fridee? That’s how white people be cussin’!! White people be all cussing all like this

*mutters in cliché white person voice with arms akimbo*  “Oh fudge-flavored taffy! I’m a day late on the darn utility bill!”

Yo, fo’ real though. That edit was wack. But you know what’s even more wack? The monkey-fightin’ outtakes. Peep this sh*t:


Snakes On A Plane Bad TV Edit 1 - Watch more Funny Videos


Snakes On A Plane Bad TV Edit Outtake 2 - Watch more Funny Videos


Snakes On A Plane Bad TV Edit Outtake 3 - Watch more Funny Videos


Snakes On A Plane Bad TV Edit Outtake 04 - Watch more Funny Videos


Snakes On A Plane Bad TV Edit 5 - Watch more Funny Videos

A’ight, y’all. That’s my time. I gotta get home before my tenderoni falls asleep if I’m gonna “dust a hut” tonight. If y’all know what I mean.  Peace!

-- TACO PERKINS

Taco Perkins, the hacky black comedian, has a CD available for sale out of the trunk of his car. Look for the rusty Ford Festiva parked at the far end of the lot.

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  1. Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 03:10 pm Not funny
  2. Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 03:30 pm Nope, not fun at all
  3. Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 04:00 pm fail !!
  4. Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 04:44 pm hahah wow this was funnyyyy !!
  5. Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 07:09 pm i dont think it was meant to be funny, this is serious
  6. Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 08:33 pm prolly the gayest shit i have ever watched
  7. Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 08:48 pm did he died?
  8. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 02:07 am Umm... soooo unfunny. Weirdo.
  9. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 02:59 am I thought the Macauly Culkin Mexican Food one was funny. Brought the lulz.
  10. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 03:18 am Fail!
  11. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 12:36 pm you guys are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lol!
  12. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 04:25 pm Fuck this shit... Really truly unforgivingly bad... the fuck man... ?
  13. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 04:27 pm ... Die ...
  14. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 07:08 pm stupidest shit ive ever seen...
  15. Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 01:58 pm your moms the stupidest shit ive ever seen! OOOOOO Ice BURN!
  16. Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 08:19 pm It is funny... cuz the comedian is black! Black people are funny...
  17. Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 08:21 pm I agree with the above poster. Did you see Norbit or Meet Dave? Man, them blacks is funny.
  18. Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 06:18 pm what the hell? is this surposed to be funny?
  19. Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 06:20 pm wtf.. not funny at all, go die
  20. Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 07:23 pm me
  21. Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 10:05 am I don't know if at some point someone told you that you might be funny, or have a good sense of humor. But to clarify, No.
  22. Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 07:24 pm Why do you have to get racist? "That’s how white people be cussin’!! White people be all cussing all like this". Your shit is instantly weak for this. And for future reference, if you're going to try to make somebody sound stupid, you should do it without flaunting your illiteracy. You sound like a stupid fucking middle-schooler, and your shit.. well, it's weak. But even without the racism, your videos still suck dick. I bet people laughed more at all the comments bashing you than they did at your videos. That is some serious faggotry. I should have expected as much from a dude who thinks that giving himself the moniker "Taco Perkins" is anything but super, super gay. Please put a stop to this horrible attempt at comedy. And don't act ghetto just to get black people to agree with you. You totally sound like a white guy. Peace, faggot.
  23. Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 09:23 pm i would of said enough is enough i have had it with these monkey hating snakes on this jigaboo filled plane
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