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August 26th, 2009 at 02:39 pm CLEARLY you were not raised by a loving mother, or you would not have become a mysogynistic pig. STFU, Matthews.
August 26th, 2009 at 02:44 pm Using his name for your crap is in bad taste!
August 26th, 2009 at 02:44 pm Take this crap down, this is NOT Robert Pattinson!
August 26th, 2009 at 02:44 pm hope rob pattinson's lawyers kick your ass in court over this shizz
August 26th, 2009 at 02:52 pm i believe he is right i dont agree...but he is right
August 26th, 2009 at 02:54 pm wow how badly do you need the money someone is paying you to write this crap someone should and hopefully will sue the ass off you that is so not how the real rob would talk about something like a young girls virginity thats just cruel.
August 26th, 2009 at 02:55 pm You suck! This site must be desparate and have to use Robert Pattinson's name to get some attention. Very, very sad.
August 26th, 2009 at 03:14 pm Wow... I hope you have fun dealing with Rob's lawyers. This is ridiculous. Not funny. At all.
August 26th, 2009 at 03:23 pm If this was an attempt at humour it failed miserably. If it was a cheap grab for hits and traffic - then you'll get your wish. I hope he sues - there will be plenty of stupid people who think he actually said this, which is defamation of character.
August 26th, 2009 at 03:27 pm your sick using his name on a sensitive subject like that that is just so low what a disgrace
August 26th, 2009 at 03:34 pm Pathetic - anyone with a brain know's he would not even come close to associating himself with this or you...and just so you know...this link and it's content has been sent to his agent..hope he sues you're ass...
August 26th, 2009 at 03:47 pm Sure am glad you feel that way cuz I'm 40 and you are just hours older than my oldest daughter... So I should not feel guilty for wanting 'consensual sex' with a 23yr old man...yay! But, you know what they say about older women ;o)~ Seriously though, here in California if you are under 18 and have 'consensual' sex with someone over that age of 18 noone else can press charges against that person for rape. Example: if a girl of sixteen becomes pregnant by her 18-19yr old boyfriend, her parents can not decide to press charges against him for rape because, well...you can't rape the willing. The law was put in place to protect children involved in actual 'rape' cases. Not to keep minors from having sex with their boy/girlfriend.
August 26th, 2009 at 03:52 pm WOW! What a tosser. I've forwarded this to Mr. Pattinson's representation. FUCKING ASSHOLE.
August 26th, 2009 at 03:54 pm You, Mr. Matthews are what we call a FUCKING JERKOFF
August 26th, 2009 at 03:57 pm LOL. Robert is kewt!
August 26th, 2009 at 04:02 pm I can think of a few other rape laws that should be repealed while we're at it.
August 26th, 2009 at 04:44 pm OMG,If I were you,I would delete this before a big law suit falls on your lap!That isn´t cool man,don´t use Rob name like that!
August 26th, 2009 at 04:57 pm Mike~ take a chill pill dude, that was years ago...time served.
August 26th, 2009 at 05:10 pm Oh. Are we really that uptight people? Jezus. No wonder politicans make a habit of getting arrested for doing in secret what they prosecute in public. Beware the soapbox people and lighten up. Has some valid points there too. Not PC, but valid.
August 26th, 2009 at 05:33 pm You should just use Pauly Shores name. I think that would have gone over much more successfully. I do think you should at least include Woody Allen in the dedication, though.
August 26th, 2009 at 05:33 pm You should just use Pauly Shore's name. I think that would have gone over much more successfully. I do think you should at least include Woody Allen in the dedication, though.
August 26th, 2009 at 06:02 pm Joking or not... Rape is a serious topic and should never be used for something so flippant as 'hits to your site. You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope you get sued.
August 26th, 2009 at 06:45 pm Dude take this shit down quick. I like screenjunkies and i don't want to see you shut down for posting an article that isn't even in the slightest bit funny. I wouldn't mind if it was witty but its really poorly written and just poking for fun at Robert Pattinson for the sake of it
August 26th, 2009 at 06:50 pm Take this sh** down. I hope Rob sues your a**. THis is defamation of his character. You had better think next time before you pull this sh** again. Rob would never say that. Take this sonofab****in article down. You press people have sunk to a new low.
August 27th, 2009 at 12:50 am Dude, I agree with some of what you said but did you have to use Rob Pattinson? I mean he seems like a decent guy and this is kinda out of characterfor him, I am sure there is some other celeb you could have used. Now onto what you said...as twisted and sick as it was to read, some of it was true. BTW, I am a female AND a mother, so no one get your panties in a wad.
August 27th, 2009 at 08:05 am Roman Polanski was 44 years old and had sex with a 13 year old girl after giving her champagne and Quaaludes... he drugged her then had sex with her we call that many things in this country I know the word petafile comes to mind... there’s no way I think that Robert Pattinson wrote this and I hope his lawyers tear you apart.... there's one thing of a few years difference and it being consensual and another to be drugged and raped by some one over twice your age
August 27th, 2009 at 11:02 am I personally think you are very clever and funny. I am amazed at the idiots that have responded so vehemently. Stupid stupid people. lighten up and think before you respond.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:09 am Yeah guys. I would never expect Robert to say such things. Cam Gigandet however....
August 27th, 2009 at 11:10 am by the way. There is a HUGE difference between STATUTORY RAPE and RAPE. Statutory rape is illegal sexual activity between two people when it would otherwise be legal if not for their age In accordance with the FBI definition, statutory rape is characterized as non-forcible sexual intercourse with a person who is younger than the statutory age of consent. Rape is a violent crime based on HATE. Idiots
August 27th, 2009 at 11:19 am Couldn't you all have picked a less attractive celebrity? Robert Pattison HAS NO FLAWS.
August 28th, 2009 at 12:14 am Pattinson's lawyers can't do anything, quit being teenage crybabies. Satire is protected speech, morons.
August 28th, 2009 at 12:16 am SATIRE IS PROTECTED SPEECH. THE SUPREME COURT ALREADY HAS THIS ONE. STOP BEING STUPID.
August 28th, 2009 at 06:14 am Man, you Twifans are fuckin' dumb. 1) it's a joke 2) it's protected free speech 3) you're all sad little people with no lives That is all
August 28th, 2009 at 07:18 pm HAHAHA the retarded Twilight fans comments were funnier the the actual story!
August 29th, 2009 at 08:48 am The story was weak. The reactions were priceless
September 20th, 2009 at 02:17 pm so i am a female and i agree with u! it is a law that allows innocent people to suffer! every girl goes threw the stage of craven a older guys attention. girls these days are built like 23year olds. they will lie just to have sex with a older guy and not give a damn if the guy is charged statutory rape and goes to jail. so all of you other women who posted comments talking shit about his opinion,cut the bullshit and think back to when you were 15! you lied,and craved that attention from a older guy
November 1st, 2009 at 03:05 am I think this is all totaly wrong. Bcuz let me tell u a liltle story i was 14 years old female when a 27 year male started flirting with me then he would start touching my boobs and make me feel special like i was the only girl in the world. I was still 14 years old oh and did i mention that he mad me feel so bad about wearing a condom that i decided we did not need 1 only to find out that he was sleeping with many other girls without a condom aswell. Im am 20 years old now and every time i think about this which is every day i might add i feel like i did not have a choice sure i said yes but i was 14 and he was 27 you dont really have a choice cuase an adult knows exactly what 2 say 2 get 2 believe them. I was a virgin at the time 2 and i feek sick 2 my stomach knowing that he was my first and it even brings me 2 tears knowing what i did with him i wish i could just 4get. So that law is there to punish ppl like him who not only did this to me but other young girls aswell but apparently there crazy and its not his fault so the family says anyway. So fuck you because i believe the only reason you say shit like that is probably cause your some old guy who wants to do it with someone under age and you wish it wasnt against the law. OH and he knew exactly how old i was he was my sister husbands brother he knew.
November 15th, 2009 at 08:58 am You wouldnt feel that way if you actually WERE the only one. You are just saying you felt like you didnt have a choice because you were just another number.
December 7th, 2009 at 04:26 am Disgusting
December 9th, 2009 at 06:53 pm "You wouldnt feel that way if you actually WERE the only one. You are just saying you felt like you didnt have a choice because you were just another number." You're a cruel person to say that in response to someone who's clearly speaking from the heart about a serious subject matter. Her point, which I think you're really actually aware of, was not about jealousy it was about a pattern of behaviour. Good job btw on this story it brought about all these niceties. It truly wasn't even funny. Fail. Oh, and Roman Polanski drugged and used alcohol, so that's straight up rape and coercion by definition.