 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Officially Dating and PalePOSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | TUESDAY FEBRUARY 23 AT 1:14 PST
Pattinson always lets secrets slip when he's trippin' balls. Sharpen your razerblades all you emotionally fragile Twihards out there 'cause Kristen Stewart has officially stolen your man. Robert Pattinson confirmed that him and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart have been dating for months but been keeping it a secret because they're frightened of girls cutting them open and parading around in their very own Edward and Bella suits. It was their wish to make their first public appearance as a couple at the BAFTA awards until they realized it's easier to be assassinated there. In kind of similar news, the vampire couple is being praised for their pasty white skin. Due to their popularity, experts predict that they could help lower cancer rates among impressionable teens and Jersey Shore fanatics. Kids in the school yard will learn that it's cool to be transparent, like my old friend Billy Costigan. We'd strip him down and hold him directly in front of the sun so we could watch as his heart pumped blood throughout his entire body. Our recesses were unsupervised. (DailyMail, CinemaBlend)
 
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February 24th, 2010 at 05:51 am Pattinson is GAY.
February 24th, 2010 at 06:46 am well congrats for them. people need to calm down on that whole stalker thing and dude be a little more mature
February 24th, 2010 at 07:54 am That first sentence just killed me. I laughed so hard. But I question who was actually "trippin' balls" here because this wasn't written very well.
February 24th, 2010 at 08:26 am Oh on the contrary, this was written wonderfully. Who would want to read this if it were written in a tone more suited for serious journalism. Because this is not, of all things, serous reporting.
February 24th, 2010 at 08:29 am I think most people have know (in their hearts) that Rob and KStew are a couple and have been for a while. They had a lot of obstacles to overcome - first her age, then all the fans who act totally immature and crazy. I can see why they would be scared to "go public" but I am so glad they did. You always see photos and articles of other famous celebrities............... I am so looking forward to seeing some photos of them in public, having fun, holding hands, expressing their love for each other. Neither one of them are or ever was married - they are free to love each other and let their relationship develop into the best it can be. POSTED by Sabolgirl
February 24th, 2010 at 08:37 am Does anyone else find it a bit curious that they are coming out with their relationship NOW, on the heels of Rob's statement that he's "allergic to vagina"? Maybe I'm just too cynical, but I feel like the execs over at Summit were like, "Whoa, we can't let the Twilight fans think he's gay! Better get them coupled up NOW." If they are actually together, I wish them well.
February 24th, 2010 at 11:01 am on the contrary... It is confirming that He and... not Him and. Go get a lesson in proper grammer.. I shuddered..
February 24th, 2010 at 11:06 am "him and Twilight co-star", eh? great grammar.
February 24th, 2010 at 11:08 am According to gossipcop.com, it isn't true. A reporter from The Sun asked if they were together and Rob answered "yes" as in they came together; not that they are "together" as a couple. Whatever. Who cares anyway? They are making such a big fuss out of it just by not confirming or denying it. Everyone is playing right into their little web of secrecy. I believe that the whole thing is a publicity stunt that the executives of Summit have created. Rob is probably gay (allergic to vaginas?) and Kristen is probably being a good friend and playing the part of his "secret girlfriend" to throw off the scent of his homosexuality. Once again, who really cares? If he is, he is. If he isn't, he isn't. It's really none of our business anyway. To each his own.
February 24th, 2010 at 02:00 pm people stopped caring the moment the twilight madness was over. and we all know they won't last if they really are together (kristen is dull & boring..& robert is the bloke ur grandma warned you to stay away from). am pretty sure they r dating but they r playing the good ole hide-and-seek celebs play before revealing a fact the public already knows.
February 24th, 2010 at 02:04 pm stop beating urselves up people, we english folks & those from every country in UK are known for phrasing our words in a "careless but cool manner". am allergic to penises but doesn't mean am lesbian..simply means am taking a time off from every trouble that comes with penis and what not. in other words, saying you are allergic to penis or vagina is a way of saying "haha am single man." haven't u noticed that only americans are fussing about that statement? advice: don't take words out of context and stretch it out cuz it only confuses you!
February 24th, 2010 at 02:30 pm Big deal!!!
February 24th, 2010 at 09:51 pm Thank you, English Anonymous, for explaining this. My Brit friends already explained to me that this is an old joke. When Rob made the statement that he was "allergic to vaginas," it was a joke, people, a JOKE!
February 25th, 2010 at 06:06 am this is news???? people have known these 2 were dating since the first twilight came out? is this breaking news to anyone??