MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSION TOURNEY ROUND 3

Well lookee what we got here, boys!  Last round, the asteroid rocked the The Rock's missile and the Giant F**king Robot 'splodin' the bus beat out the combustible mansion. Even Michael Bay, with his infinite wisdom and soothsaying powers, told us in a conversation that didn’t really happen that he was literally BLOWN AWAY by the results. Now we're down to the Big Boom and the tension is so palpable you could masticate it like a big ol' bag of Big League Chew.

THE FINAL MATCHUP

Alien rock and Alien metal go head to head! Both materials look awesome when they're on fire but which one warrants a heftier poop load dropped in the Hanes briefs?

Might we remind you...

THERE CAN BOOM ONLY ONE!!!