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KIDS' LETTERS TO MICHAEL BAY

POSTED BY Buckminster Schumacker III | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 1:21 PDT 
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For many movie lovers out there, Michael Bay is like the Santa Claus of summer.  We wait 12 months and then BOOM, Bay arrives with a sack full of goodies, heading back to his factory where the ILM elves toil to make the following year's gifts even more bombastic than the last. 

We at Screenjunkies have a very special "in" with Mr. Bay, as we help manage his Twitter account.  So, naturally, people contact us all the time to reach him via email, letters, bouquets of explosives, etc.  What follows are letters written to Michael Bay from some very special children, and we felt that they should be shared.

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Sam Huntington - Age 9 - Orlando, Florida


 

 

Steven Blomquist - Age 8 - Aurora, Illinois

 

 

Brian Warner - Age 7 - Modesto, California

 

 

Toshi Mifune - Age 11 - Tokyo, Japan


 

 

David Elliott - Age 10 - Kansas City, Missouri

 

 

C. Gooding III - Age 8 - Los Angeles, California


 

 

Billy Su - Age 8 - Chicago, Illinois


 

 

Peter Blomquist - Age ??? - Aurora, Illinois

 

 

M. Smith-Gonzalez - Age 6 - Havana, Cuba


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LMFAO OMFG dude that was fuckin epic just fuckin wow i laughed my ass off must RT on twitter.. This is UzamakiJ approved
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 1:47 PDT 

LOVE the fact that they are hitting him hard! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 1:58 PDT 

Flames on Optimus = aliens in Indiana Jones
POSTED BY IndianaMike | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 2:13 PDT 

Oh damn. I have not laughed that hard in a while. Keep it coming.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 2:36 PDT 

This was FUCKING HILARIOUS
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 4:53 PDT 

Last one was genius.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 4:54 PDT 

Funny Stuff!
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 9:53 PDT 

Hysterical ... Digg big time!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 17 AT 5:51 PDT 

This is straight fake you fucking idiot faggot peices of shit. Why the fuck would you even lie about this dumb shit. Idiots. No kid would be writing about raped childhoods and why robots arent used for sex. This is dumb and promotes lying which this world has too much of. Bitches. FUCK YOU
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 17 AT 8:13 PDT 

somewhat funny but way too obviously fake and therefore a fail. Why can't blogs be funny without trying so hard? pretty pathetic really.
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY APRIL 18 AT 7:35 PDT 

Hey Anonymous posting on 4/18 at 7:35 PDT ... if you're such a great writer, why aren't you out there showing all of us how it's suppose to be done? It's easy to criticize (anonymously of course).
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY APRIL 18 AT 8:29 PDT 

"Suppose" to be done? No wonder you think this is funny. It would have been more believable with more child-like hand writing and using phrases kids would actually use.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 3:49 PDT 

this was very funny im not sure if its fake thought but still it made me laugh alot btw this is random but im English and London rules!!!
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 9:29 PDT 

hahaha, i just read the letter which are funny, but whats funnier is that this 'anonymous guy' cares so much about something he doesn't even like, if it doesn't hurt you, why do you have to shit on it? peace out creep p.s. way to prove your point by pointing out grammatical mistakes... sorry if i spelt anything wrong. p.p.s. im not going back on this page so anything you would potentially have to say to offend me will be yet another waste of your time
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 9:33 PDT 

Michael Bay raped me during my childhood. My parents told me it was okay that he used me. I only wish the burning sensation would go away.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 10:05 PDT 

Michael BAY LOVES the Cock! especially if it is at a Donkey Show.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 10:07 PDT 

Wowabunchofpeoplehatemike?whyonearthwouldnayonehatethatmanheisgod'sgifttooutplanet.sorrymyspacebardoesnotwork.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 10:09 PDT 

this made me laugh so much but its to easy to tell these are fake to you ignorant Americans its a football club in England (or to you americans Soccer) and yes im from England)
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 11:04 PDT 

i have a robot chick i bang her when ever i want and i don't have to take her out for dinner.. kelly ursulak
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 11:15 PDT 

I get worried for the world when some people claim this is hilarious. I wish i had even chuckled once. Or even managed a quarter of a smile.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 12:42 PDT 

why does IMDB keep linking to shit ass sites like these?
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 12:43 PDT 

you people are retarded. Of course it's fake. everyone knows it's fake. It's done as a joke. It was intentionally done this way and was never attempting to even remotely manipulate readers into thinking it was even CLOSE to being real. It is so OBVIOUSLY fake that to even comment on it being fake is redundant. Stop overanalyzing you fecking morons.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 2:40 PDT 

I pity the person has a stick so proficiently rammed up his ass that he can't crack a smile at such clever satire. You must find the Onion drab, too. Poor, humorless soul.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 9:23 PDT 

I pity the person who has a stick so proficiently rammed up his ass that he can't crack a smile at such clever satire. You must find the Onion drab, too. Poor, humorless soul.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 9:23 PDT 

sorry, didn't mean to post that twice.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 9:24 PDT 

What a waste of my time
POSTED BY Anonymous | TUESDAY APRIL 21 AT 5:43 PDT 

That was awesome! A note to the grumbly commenters: Micheal, you can't waste time on this. You have to get Transformers 2 in the can! If you miss your release date the studio will take away all your hookers and coke, and then you'll be sorry.
POSTED BY Anonymous | TUESDAY APRIL 21 AT 10:22 PDT 

hahaha, yeah Michael Bay is the master of blowing shit up on the big screen without havinag care in the world about if there is a story behind the blowing up shit. Hi really is like santa, he gives us useless crap in pretty packages.
POSTED BY Anonymous | TUESDAY APRIL 28 AT 4:21 PDT 

WTF is this a joke or are those kids for real? rofl
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY MAY 7 AT 2:56 PDT 

We're not telling, so as to allow the debate to continue...

POSTED BY Buckminster Schumacker III | THURSDAY MAY 7 AT 4:09 PDT 

Dear Michael bay i want to tell you that my favorite movie is friday the 13th, the movie of this year was very exelent and i want to tell you that i wrote one history of friday the 13th my dream is work with you i have so much histories of this great movie please i want your opinion please give me one oportunity mi e-mail is viernes13_krystalake@hotmail.com, michael bay you are my great famous i wait your answer.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY MAY 7 AT 9:13 PDT 

If Michael Bay and Uwe Boll got into a fight to the death with machetes on live television, who would win? a) Michael Bay b) Uwe Boll c) The television viewing audience
POSTED BY Anonymous | TUESDAY AUGUST 11 AT 1:20 PDT 

micheal bay is huge dick I should know my last name is dick
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY JANUARY 1 AT 4:35 PST 

micheal bay KILLS MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY JANUARY 1 AT 4:37 PST