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KIDS' LETTERS TO MICHAEL BAY

POSTED BY Buckminster Schumacker III | THURSDAY APRIL 16 AT 1:21 PDT 
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For many movie lovers out there, Michael Bay is like the Santa Claus of summer.  We wait 12 months and then BOOM, Bay arrives with a sack full of goodies, heading back to his factory where the ILM elves toil to make the following year's gifts even more bombastic than the last. 

We at Screenjunkies have a very special "in" with Mr. Bay, as we help manage his Twitter account.  So, naturally, people contact us all the time to reach him via email, letters, bouquets of explosives, etc.  What follows are letters written to Michael Bay from some very special children, and we felt that they should be shared.

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Sam Huntington - Age 9 - Orlando, Florida


 

 

Steven Blomquist - Age 8 - Aurora, Illinois

 

 

Brian Warner - Age 7 - Modesto, California

 

 

Toshi Mifune - Age 11 - Tokyo, Japan


 

 

David Elliott - Age 10 - Kansas City, Missouri

 

 

C. Gooding III - Age 8 - Los Angeles, California


 

 

Billy Su - Age 8 - Chicago, Illinois


 

 

Peter Blomquist - Age ??? - Aurora, Illinois

 

 

M. Smith-Gonzalez - Age 6 - Havana, Cuba


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  1. Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 01:47 pm LMFAO OMFG dude that was fuckin epic just fuckin wow i laughed my ass off must RT on twitter.. This is UzamakiJ approved
  2. Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 01:58 pm LOVE the fact that they are hitting him hard! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
  3. IndianaMike Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 02:13 pm Flames on Optimus = aliens in Indiana Jones
  4. Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 02:36 pm Oh damn. I have not laughed that hard in a while. Keep it coming.
  5. Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 04:53 pm This was FUCKING HILARIOUS
  6. Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 04:54 pm Last one was genius.
  7. Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 09:53 pm Funny Stuff!
  8. Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 05:51 am Hysterical ... Digg big time!
  9. Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 08:13 pm This is straight fake you fucking idiot faggot peices of shit. Why the fuck would you even lie about this dumb shit. Idiots. No kid would be writing about raped childhoods and why robots arent used for sex. This is dumb and promotes lying which this world has too much of. Bitches. FUCK YOU
  10. Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 07:35 am somewhat funny but way too obviously fake and therefore a fail. Why can't blogs be funny without trying so hard? pretty pathetic really.
  11. Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 08:29 am Hey Anonymous posting on 4/18 at 7:35 PDT ... if you're such a great writer, why aren't you out there showing all of us how it's suppose to be done? It's easy to criticize (anonymously of course).
  12. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 03:49 am "Suppose" to be done? No wonder you think this is funny. It would have been more believable with more child-like hand writing and using phrases kids would actually use.
  13. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 09:29 am this was very funny im not sure if its fake thought but still it made me laugh alot btw this is random but im English and London rules!!!
  14. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 09:33 am hahaha, i just read the letter which are funny, but whats funnier is that this 'anonymous guy' cares so much about something he doesn't even like, if it doesn't hurt you, why do you have to shit on it? peace out creep p.s. way to prove your point by pointing out grammatical mistakes... sorry if i spelt anything wrong. p.p.s. im not going back on this page so anything you would potentially have to say to offend me will be yet another waste of your time
  15. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 10:05 am Michael Bay raped me during my childhood. My parents told me it was okay that he used me. I only wish the burning sensation would go away.
  16. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 10:07 am Michael BAY LOVES the Cock! especially if it is at a Donkey Show.
  17. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 10:09 am Wowabunchofpeoplehatemike?whyonearthwouldnayonehatethatmanheisgod'sgifttooutplanet.sorrymyspacebardoesnotwork.
  18. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 11:04 am this made me laugh so much but its to easy to tell these are fake to you ignorant Americans its a football club in England (or to you americans Soccer) and yes im from England)
  19. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 11:15 am i have a robot chick i bang her when ever i want and i don't have to take her out for dinner.. kelly ursulak
  20. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 12:42 pm I get worried for the world when some people claim this is hilarious. I wish i had even chuckled once. Or even managed a quarter of a smile.
  21. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm why does IMDB keep linking to shit ass sites like these?
  22. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 02:40 pm you people are retarded. Of course it's fake. everyone knows it's fake. It's done as a joke. It was intentionally done this way and was never attempting to even remotely manipulate readers into thinking it was even CLOSE to being real. It is so OBVIOUSLY fake that to even comment on it being fake is redundant. Stop overanalyzing you fecking morons.
  23. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 09:23 pm I pity the person has a stick so proficiently rammed up his ass that he can't crack a smile at such clever satire. You must find the Onion drab, too. Poor, humorless soul.
  24. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 09:23 pm I pity the person who has a stick so proficiently rammed up his ass that he can't crack a smile at such clever satire. You must find the Onion drab, too. Poor, humorless soul.
  25. Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 09:24 pm sorry, didn't mean to post that twice.
  26. Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 05:43 am What a waste of my time
  27. Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 10:22 am That was awesome! A note to the grumbly commenters: Micheal, you can't waste time on this. You have to get Transformers 2 in the can! If you miss your release date the studio will take away all your hookers and coke, and then you'll be sorry.
  28. Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 04:21 pm hahaha, yeah Michael Bay is the master of blowing shit up on the big screen without havinag care in the world about if there is a story behind the blowing up shit. Hi really is like santa, he gives us useless crap in pretty packages.
  29. Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 02:56 am WTF is this a joke or are those kids for real? rofl
  30. Buckminster Schumacker III Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 04:09 pm

    We're not telling, so as to allow the debate to continue...

  31. Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 09:13 pm Dear Michael bay i want to tell you that my favorite movie is friday the 13th, the movie of this year was very exelent and i want to tell you that i wrote one history of friday the 13th my dream is work with you i have so much histories of this great movie please i want your opinion please give me one oportunity mi e-mail is viernes13_krystalake@hotmail.com, michael bay you are my great famous i wait your answer.
  32. Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 01:20 pm If Michael Bay and Uwe Boll got into a fight to the death with machetes on live television, who would win? a) Michael Bay b) Uwe Boll c) The television viewing audience
  33. Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 04:35 pm micheal bay is huge dick I should know my last name is dick
  34. Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 04:37 pm micheal bay KILLS MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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