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If They Made a Digg Movie...

POSTED BY Screen Junkies | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 24 AT 9:05 PDT 

So, David Fincher's Facebook flick, The Social Network, got a cast this week. Why not a Digg movie in the future? Here's our "What If?" version, straight from the fake headlines of Variety. Cause, you know, we wanted it to look all official and stuff. 

 

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DIGG IS FOR TWATS! LONG LIVE REDDIT!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 9:31 PDT 

I HATE DIGG! GO REDDIT!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 10:04 PDT 

DIGG MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 10:08 PDT 

Who the fuck would wanna see some lame retard shit about digg? You people are going the Idiocracy way 100%. Idiots!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 10:12 PDT 

@ second paragraph Jim Sturgess ("21") will play Facebook founder Kevin Rose Facepalm.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 10:20 PDT 

Reddit is for commies!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 10:21 PDT 

@ second paragraph .............. Jim Sturgess ("21") will play Facebook founder Kevin Rose Facepalm. What the hell is the matter with your commenting system.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 10:22 PDT 

 Yes, yes. Good call on the facebook. You've made worm's meat of us. We fixed the egregious error. Good day. 

POSTED BY Buckminster Schumacker III | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 10:48 PDT 

Fuck Digg.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 12:38 PDT 

FUCK DIGG. Its the Faux news of social network sites!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 1:23 PDT 

fuck reddit, long live DIGG
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 2:29 PDT 

Digg is for people who can read, and Reddit is for people who can think.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 AT 3:36 PDT 

Reddit DID 9/11
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 26 AT 11:34 PDT 

BACON
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 26 AT 11:53 PDT