 Hustler's Making an 'Avatar' Porno. Duh.POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | TUESDAY JANUARY 19 AT 10:23 PST
The "Reverse Na'vi-girl" has already been perfected. Someone over at Hustler had the brilliant idea to turn the second (soon maybe first) most profitable movie of all time into a porno. Give that man a promotion! In addition to Hustler, he must have an endless subscription to DUH!!!!!! Magazine. The nakey, sweaty, blue-smeary version of Avatar will be called This Ain't Avatar XXX, and it's just one of a few forthcoming porn parodies from Hustler. They also plan to "produce" This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, This Ain't Glee XXX, and This Ain't CSI XXX: Chatsworth. Another genius must by scribbling these names down feverishly in the titling department. In fact, the titles are confusing and misleading altogether. Is this NOT Avatar XXX? Does that mean it's just the Avatar without all the moaning and thrusting? If I'm browsing the shelves of my favorite adult bookstore for the latest Avatar porn why would I want to buy the one called This AIN'T Avatar XXX? I want This IS Avatar XXX. I want the IS! All of the blue, long-tailed, pointy-earred filthy IS they can crame into one poorly executed film! Just don't give it to me in 3D. My senses aren't prepared for that onslaught... (Empire) Other Junk You Might LikeAskmen.com's Top 99 Women of 2009
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January 19th, 2010 at 06:23 pm shut up with your unfunny confusion
January 19th, 2010 at 06:52 pm I dunno man the whole ting seems a bit far fetched to me. RT www.online-anonymity.se.tc
January 19th, 2010 at 06:55 pm Interesting but very unfunny article.
January 20th, 2010 at 03:14 am well does any1 thing there wont be any avatar porn? of course som1 soon or later will draw some pics or even get a vid together
January 20th, 2010 at 10:22 am porn ftw ;]
January 23rd, 2010 at 05:09 am DUH Whoever wrote this needs to keep up there is already: This ain't Star trek This ain't Twilight This ain't The Partridge Family etc... etc...
January 24th, 2010 at 03:35 am There already is a AVATAR porn vid on youtube.com its called "Hot Na'vi Sex" look it up its hilarious!
January 24th, 2010 at 08:45 pm I will totally see an Avatar porn. It's the closest thing to X-MEN porn I'll ever see.
January 25th, 2010 at 01:04 am wat?
January 25th, 2010 at 10:04 am CGI animation like AVATAR is the future of cartoon porno that HUSTLER must invest in order to be on top of the porno industry in this country.
January 30th, 2010 at 10:27 am Gentlemen.... Rule 34.
January 30th, 2010 at 08:16 pm If you want avatar porn(or porn of anything else),go to /b/