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POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | MONDAY APRIL 20 AT 3:48 PDT 
Crank 2: High Voltage

Someone here at Screenjunkies got kind of jacked up over seeing Crank: High Voltage this past weekend.  So much so, that they took it upon themselves to replace our intern’s heart with an intricately fashioned artificial one:



After we got over our initial shock and disgust of this heinous act, we realized the whole thing was kind of amusing.  I mean, it happened to an intern, someone put on this earth to be abused for school credit.  We decided to document his ticking-clock quest for revenge and the retrieval of his human heart before he would presumably drop dead on the office floor, where he would then be whisked away to the nearest dumpster.  His story is one of bravery and menial tasks that doesn’t end until he says it does.  He’s on a mission.  A mission to survive.  Just like Chev Chelios.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am hahaha awesome
  2. Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 06:15 pm awesome! I love the elastic band om nom nom.
  3. Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 am Fate!
  4. Jim Connelly Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 am

    So that's what all of the blood on the floor was about.  I assumed it had something to do with one of Michael Bay's "conquests," as per usual.

  5. Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 02:56 pm This is SOO good. I want to be a comic book character!
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