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'Capitalism: A Love Story' Caption Contest

POSTED BY Screen Junkies | FRIDAY OCTOBER 2 AT 4:30 PDT 

STOP THE PRESSES! WE HAVE A WINNER!

Whoever commented, "Five Dolla! Five Dolla Footloooooooong!" on September 24th @ 2:37 PDT, you won the Capitalism: A Love Story Caption Contest. Hit us up @ feedback_at_screenjunkies.com with your mailing address, or tweet us your info and we'll get you the prize pack. If you lie about it... you will be found out!

Capitalism: A Love Story, the new film from Michael Moore, opens nationwide today, October 2nd.  

 


  1. Says:
    Hey AIG, why don't you change your name too: A-American I-Idiot G-Group
  2. oggie168 Says:
    Hey Wall street, come out with your hands up, your under arrest! You have no right to remain silent, because every American deserves a next day call after being screwed. Everything you say, can and will not be allowed to be spun by the corporate media. You have no right to an attorney before questioning, because we want to see you go to a bang me in the ass prison. You obviously can afford an attorney, but one will be appointed for you to increase your chances of getting stiffed like your clients. We don't give a shit if you understand your rights.
  3. Says:
    "See what happens when you don't finance my movies?"
  4. Says:
    Capitalism is over! Over... Do You Hear Me! Once I bank all the profits from this movie that is. Qwill qwills2cats@hotmail.com
  5. oggie168 Says:
    Please call me, I love you.
  6. oggie168 Says:
    There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
  7. oggie168 Says:
    Don't turn the lights off and shut the shades, I know your in there. Nobody's home, it's flag day, everyone's on vacation. We don't know anything about bail-out money used for new corporate jets, and Club Med retreat's.
  8. oggie168 Says:
    I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in.
  9. oggie168 Says:
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, believe me I know.
  10. oggie168 Says:
    O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command ... Shut up As$hole, this isn't a hockey game.
  11. oggie168 Says:
    This is the F.B.I., come out with your hands up, you are under arrest, and yes I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
  12. oggie168 Says:
    We are prepared to stay out here until hell freezes over, or at least until KFC opens.
  13. oggie168 Says:
    Hey if this movie thing doesn't work out can I send you my resume.
  14. oggie168 Says:
    No, I'm not the guy who made the documentary Super Size Me.
  15. oggie168 Says:
    Hey do guys like Thai? Lunch is on me.
  16. oggie168 Says:
    I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time, of all time.
  17. oggie168 Says:
    This is now a crime scene, no one is allowed in or out; the only exception is for lunch, when I have to use the ATM to get some money to take my peeps and crew to Wendy's.
  18. Says:
    AIG, I love you
  19. Says:
    We know you were responsible for 9/11, Sicko.
  20. Says:
    Part of me roots for this guy.
  21. Says:
    "Durka durka durka durka durka!"
  22. Says:
    Later, the fact that the flag-cannon was mouth deployed was found to be a design flaw.
  23. Says:
    Unfortunately, Michael Moore's attempts to lure Godzilla (just out of frame) into the harbor would prove disastrous for both the filmmaker and a two tugboats filled with Japanese tourists.
  24. Says:
    Five Dolla! Five Dolla Footloooooooong!
  25. Says:
    Hey America, You Suck!
  26. Says:
    I'd like to know how much Michael Moore is making on this movie
  27. tyvick Says:

    YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT ACTIN' LIKE A BUNCHA FLAGS!

  28. Says:
    Great! Another controversial film from Michael Moore! Always entertaining...
  29. Says:
    Michael Moore is a moron. He makes a ton of money on his movies, flies private and then makes money making fun of others.
  30. Says:
    I love that guy. He definitely makes me scratch my head. No, not that head...
  31. Says:
    I entered through Twitter (LuckyCat7) check your @ replies :)
  32. Says:
    N-37..N-37..Please check your cards as we continue our Capitalism Bingo Game
  33. scooby037 Says:
    N-37..N-37..Please check your cards as we continue our Capitalism Bingo Game
  34. Says:
    i'll leave but only if you bring me a double whopper, fries, and a large diet coke
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