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12 ACTRESSES YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | TUESDAY MAY 19 AT 4:44 PDT 

They’re not household names, but if there’s any justice in the world, they will be soon.  These twelve talented actresses are some of Screenjunkies' picks to have a real future in this crazy, unforgiving business of show.  It doesn't hurt their chances that they also happen to be easy on the eyes. 

Talent and beauty, folks!  Step right up!  


DIORA BAIRD
 

           

You might recognize Diora Baird from Wedding Crashers, or at least parts of her.  In fact, you probably wore out the pause button on your DVD remote trying to recognize her longer.  She made the beginning “weddings montage” a thing of beauty - all natural, of course...  

Where Else You've Seen Her:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

My Best Friend's Girl

"Two and a Half Men"

 


LYNN COLLINS


          
Hi-Yo Silver Fox!  Not a bad role to snag when you’re fairly unknown.  Lynn Collins showed a lot of potential in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and I’m quite certain I came to that conclusion on my own accord and not through her character’s influence.

Where Else You've Seen Her:

HBO's "True Blood"

The Number 23

13 Going on 30

 

JUDY GREER


         
Judy Greer fumbled up and down the screen as George’s assistant, Kitty, in "Arrested Development," and played a hot high school guidance counselor in the (sadly) cancelled "Miss Guided."  Never has a plaid sweater vest looked so good.  

Where Else You've Seen Her:

Showtime's "Californication"

"ER"

"House" (in the episode titled, "Here, Kitty")

 

CERINA VINCENT


          
In Cabin Fever, Cerina Vincent delivered the ultimate mindf*ck by shaving the skin off her legs in the bathtub.  On one hand, she was naked.  On the other hand, she had no skin on her legs.  Arousal is confusing! 

Where Else You've Seen Her:

"Two and a Half Men"

"Gary, Unmarried"

A ton of Straight to Video fare like Seven Mummies and Toxic


 


ANNA FRIEL

 

               

Come on, Anna Friel is adorable.  Not only in that “admire her fondly” way, but also in that– You know what, I can’t even say it.  She’s too adorable.  Look for her in this summer’s Land of the Lost.

Where Else You've Seen Her:

"Pushing Daisies"

Goal! and Goal II: Living the Dream

Timeline

 


STANA KATIC

           
In her latest gig, Stana Katic plays the sultry, flirtacious Detective Kate Beckett in the television show "Castle," giving Nathan Fillion a run for his money every week.  Insert your own “frisking” joke here.

Where Else You've Seen Her:

The Spirit

Quantum of Solace

"Heroes"

 

 


DANNEEL HARRIS

          
Danneel Harris's claim to fame might just be her role in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, where she had sex with Kumar and a giant bag of weed.  When that happens you always wonder what the second date is going to be like.  Probably boring.

Where Else You've Seen Her:

Fired Up

Extreme Movie

"How I Met Your Mother"

 

PAULA PATTON
 

          
Paula Patton plays the victim in Denzel Washington’s murder case in the film Déjà Vu.  But she’s also not the victim because she’s still alive.  Listen, I don’t have time to explain the whole space-time continuum thing right now.  Go read Stephen Hawking after you ogle Paula.

Where Else You've Seen Her:

Hitch

Swing Vote

Mirrors

 


REBECCA HALL

          
If you took a second to remove your eyes from Scarlett Johansson in Vicky Christina Barcelona then you might have noticed that Rebecca Hall was standing next to her a lot of the time... and doing a fine job acting, to boot.  I swear it.  Look again.

Where Else You've Seen Her:

The Prestige

Frost/Nixon

Starter for Ten

 


ELLIE KEMPER 

       

Ellie Kemper is the cute new secretary Kelly on "The Office," whom could never replace Pam, but who... sort of replaced Pam.  She’s also done some pretty funny stuff with the Upright Citizens Brigade.  Checkout the video below that portrays how to not, not, NOT perform a certain sexual act. 

 


KRYSTEN RITTER

           
Krysten Ritter is currently Jesse’s landlord/girlfriend on "Breaking Bad."  It’s nice to know that a meth dealer can land a female with such classic beauty. 

Where Else You've Seen Her:

"Veronica Mars"

"Til Death"

And a handful of chick flicks like 27 Dresses & Confessions of a Shopaholic

 


KATRINA BOWDEN

          
As Cerie in "30 Rock," Katrina Bowden is always getting Liz Lemon’s goat with her sexy, sexy sex appeal, and as worthless an employee Cerie makes, we're glad Lemon keeps her around.  Keep on acting like an airhead and wearing short skirts all you want.  We know it’s only one trick you’ve got in your actor-y bag of actor tricks.  (This is not an invite for the commenters to muse on what those tricks might be.  Yes it is.)

Where Else You've Seen Her:

Sex Drive

"One Life to Live"

"Law and Order: Special Victims Unit"

LET US KNOW WHOM ELSE YOU’D LIKE ON YOUR CASTING COUCH.  OR STANDING AT A SAFE, RESPECTFUL DISTANCE WHILE AUDITIONING.

-- IAN SOBEL

OTHER JUNK YOU MIGHT LIKE:

       

5 Classic 'Caught Masturbating' Scenes


 

that is a white white white white group of girls. i do love ellie kemper though.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY MAY 21 AT 3:14 PDT 

Here's another couple of white girls for ya, Julianne Nicholson. She's been in The Others (tv show) Law & Order Criminal Intent Puccini for beginners Kinsey The Perfect Storm Felicia Day, she's been in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (tv show) The Guild
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY MAY 21 AT 8:06 PDT 

agreed on Felicia Day! Beautiful, smart, funny, talented...yum.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY MAY 21 AT 10:04 PDT 

Awesome article!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY MAY 22 AT 7:44 PDT 

Ellie Kemper's character is named Erin on The Office.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY MAY 22 AT 3:09 PDT 

Surprised you don't list 13 Going On 30 for Judy Greer, given she has a major role in the film as the lead's best friend. Much bigger than Lynn Collins' role.
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY MAY 23 AT 9:02 PDT 

Summer Bishil should be on that list.
POSTED BY Anonymous | TUESDAY JUNE 9 AT 6:32 PDT 

FINALLY, Daneel Harris getting the attention she deserves! She's is smoking hot!
POSTED BY Anonymous | TUESDAY JUNE 9 AT 8:25 PDT 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Delicious. All of these honeys are sexy.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY JUNE 10 AT 12:27 PDT 

went to high school with Ellie Kemper, strange to see her on this list...
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY JUNE 10 AT 7:07 PDT 

I'm rather surprised Sasha Craig, Alison MacInnis, and especially Erin Cahill didn't make this list. After their Power Ranger careers ended, all three voluptuous women with half-decent acting skills seemed to have all but disappeared from the screen (Sasha and Alison more than Erin, but still).
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY JUNE 10 AT 7:31 PDT 

What about Mary Elizabeth Winstead from deathproof she can seriously act and she is seriously hot
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY JUNE 10 AT 2:51 PDT 

cerina vincent used to be a power ranger!
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY JUNE 10 AT 3:14 PDT 

I masturbate everytime I cum here.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY JUNE 11 AT 7:48 PDT 

polly walker
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY JUNE 13 AT 4:25 PDT 

CHICKIPEDIA YOU ARE THE BEST! vote at WWW.AMERICASHOTTESTANCHORWOMAN.COM
POSTED BY Anonymous | SUNDAY JUNE 14 AT 12:56 PDT 

CHICKIPEDIA YOU ARE THE BEST! vote at WWW.AMERICASHOTTESTANCHORWOMAN.COM
POSTED BY Anonymous | TUESDAY JUNE 16 AT 6:26 PDT 

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Excellent
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY JUNE 22 AT 10:50 PDT 

Danneel Harris the bad bad bad good girl in ONE TREE HILL is well worth a 2th and 3nd look try. look her up on-line!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY AUGUST 28 AT 6:32 PDT