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....Nice work Stan! The Big Lebowski is hands down my favourite movie of all time. I found this to be one of the best reads I've had in a long while. These lessons are both funny and true. There is one that you missed however, and that lesson is...."Nobody fucks with the Jesus!".
Anonymous I couldn't agree with you anymore. Especially about the lesson, "Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
Anonymous your agreeing with anonymous makes me want to agree with you both.
Sincerly,
Anonymous
You have forgotten the most important lesson of all:
"don't fuck with the jesus:D"
nice piece
voted you on ebaum and stumble
slappy whyte
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Fuck Jesus
Yes...WTF is the jesus!?
d.
I believe the best way to sum it up isn't just "Fuck it".
It's, "Fuck it dude. Let's go bowling".
Also, "Dude, are you fucking this up?"
My only complaint is that you didn't include the life lesson learned in one of my favorite moments;
"Challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome...all without the use of my legs"
"thats just like...your opinion, man."
One more to add - "The bums will always lose"
Great list. I will refer back to it in times of life crisis, as I don't have the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education.
That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly.
Dip shit with a 9 toed woman
I would like to add that everyone should know their local laws concerning ownership and possession of a marmut.
IF they're threatening castration, then they're Nazis
RULE: Don't roll on Shabbas.
It is of the utmost importance to hold true to your values. Your particular ethos may differ from others. That it is your belief and that you abide by it, it paramount. And if Brandt wants to watch, he has to pay a hundred.
If a young trophy wife (in the parlance of our times) propositions you for sex, make sure you are near an ATM.
"Brant can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred"
sometimes you eat the bar...
Brilliant!
JIm Ogg Say's Hello.......
You know what's even better than finding a stranger in the Alps?
When you cook a stranger's scrambled eggs!
RULE: Keep your mind limber through a strict regimen of drugs and white russians in order to uhh... uhhh... What is that, Yoga?
-C