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10 Signs of the Post-Apocalypse

POSTED BY rosco8 | WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 9 AT 6:29 PDT 

There's a lot of fancy talk going on about the new Tim Burton-produced 9, and why not? I haven't been this giddy to see a doll walk a dystopian Earth since I watched Pinocchio listening to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" - but I am pretty sure Pete Langham steered me wrong on that combo.

There have been a lot of movies featuring a post-apocalyptic world, but none of them, and I mean none of them, are headlined by a 3-D rendering of a sock monkey (save for Kurt Russell in Soldier). But, this got us to thinking - what else should we be expecting in the years to come? And how do we know we're living it?

 

 

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#11: An apocalypse just happened.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 10:26 PDT 

Its Anthropomorphism not anthrophomorphism...the apocalypse is coming because the world is filled with idiots.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 12:50 PDT 

Luckily a single-letter typo that goes unnoticed will trigger the end of the world. Good catch. We all thank you.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 1:03 PDT 

...the world is filled with jerks.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 1:04 PDT 

The apocolypse is coming because nerds spend all their free time nitpicking spelling on blog comments instead of doing anything productive.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 1:25 PDT 

the zombie threat is very real my friends. only question is are you prepared? do you have a plan of action? i do, and im not sharing!
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 2:36 PDT 

where is blade runner ??
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 6:52 PDT 

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POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 11 AT 11:14 PDT 

Its Anthropomorphism not anthrophomorphism...the apocalypse is coming because the world is filled with idiots. POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 AT 12:50 PDT If your going to be nit-picky "It's" not "Its". Idiot. I realize that's an old post, but still, what an idiot.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 18 AT 6:49 PST