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10 PORN CHICKS WHO SHOULD GO MAINSTREAM

POSTED BY Buckminster Schumacker III | TUESDAY APRIL 7 AT 3:20 PDT 

On April 30th, Steven Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience becomes available On Demand, and then in limited theatrical release on May 22nd.  WATCH THE TRAILER HERE.  The film stars adult film actress Sasha Grey, and is her first experience working in the mainstream.  We at Screen Junkies thought to ourselves that if Sasha can act in a mainstream feature film, then there are some other porn starlets out there who'd have a place in the broader market as well.  Without further ado, here they are.

 

BRIANA BANKS

         

Briana Banks' career took off when she changed her name from "Mirage" and had a boob job.  Her first appearance as the Briana we've come to know was in Decadent Whores 9.  Any actress understands the slim odds of being brought into a storied franchise as a key player - let alone the 9th installment.  So it's a testament to her acting prowess that she landed the gig.  And if you overlook the fact that you can buy a mold of her vagina at adult book shops, you might let her win you over with her cute, Midwestern looks.  We think she'd do well as the female lead in romantic comedies. 

 

JENAVEVE JOLIE

          

Jenaveve has beein in over 250 adult films, and has also appeared on Howard Stern on Demand.  She said that she did not have any friends in high school because "nobody liked her" and also because "She would hook up with her friends boyfriends", she now has no friends except for her pornstar friends who aren't successful as well.  That takes a certain ballsiness, and when we think of tough, we think of Michele Rodriguez.  Also, both Jolie and Rodriguez have gotten it on with girls.  Perfect for upping your indie  cred.  We'd like to see Jenaveve in a low-budget drama about the struggle to rise above your means.

 

CATALINA CRUZ

         

Spicy.  Saucy.  Latina.  If Catalina can pull off a convincing Spanish accent and traipse around the streets of Barcelona talking about life, love, food and how men are pigs, then indie darling Pedro Almodóvar has a spot in his next flick for you.  You and Penelope can play sisters and they can save money by only having to print your surnames once.  In this economy, every cutback helps.  (And the ability to do foreign films is a bigger asset than the two on Catalina's chest.) 

 

JESSE JANE

         

In January 2007, an article in the New York Times stated that Jesse Jane intended to have her breast enhancement surgery re-done in an effort to enhance their appearance for high-definition movies.  Now that's commitment to her roles, and reminds us of Renee Zellweger gaining and losing and gaining for Bridget Jones.  Yes, quirky neurotic lead in a British rom com it is, for Jesse Jane.

 

KAYDEN KROSS

         

Kayden Kross has described herself in high school as "the book nerd".  In September 2008, Kross was charged with grand theft and violations of the California Civil Code involving contracts for purchases of home equity.  Book nerd and theft makes us think of Winona Ryder, who makes us think of period piece movies.  Kayden, we've seen you in corsets that have the boob parts cut out.  Now it's time to try on the real ones.

 

KIRA KENER

         

Kener has been quoted as saying, "Major stardom hasn't hit me.  It kind of goes to everyone else BUT me."  She has actually gone so far as to retire from adult films, too.  Sounds a lot like Mickey Rourke before doing The Wrestler, to us.  All she needs is for a defiant, determined director to get behind her and give her a character who'll rise like a phoenix.  If this character's name happens to be "Phoenix" and likes to spin around on poles, then so much the better.

 

KRYSTAL STEAL

         

Krystal Steal's flaxen hair makes us think of the elves in Lord of the Rings.  Yes, even though Liv Tyler was a brunette elf, we still think of the elves.  If you have a problem with that, go read Ain't It Cool News, you elitist.  If you don't have a problem with it, enjoy this poster for the mainstream comic-fantasy we'd like to see Krystal starring in.

 

SAVANNA SAMSON

         

The elder stateswoman of the bunch, Savanna would do well in dramedies, playing the older sister who's always keeping her siblings in line.  But she never takes a moment... to breathe.  Her on-camera experience spanking younger actresses and holding her breath for long periods of time would be invaluable assets in researching these sorts of roles.  Oh, I just made a none too subtle sex joke.  Tee hee.  I'm 12.

 

 

TEAGAN PRESLEY

         

In 2005 Teagan Presley appeared on the hit HBO show Entourage as a member of the "Pussy Patrol" in Season 2, Episode 9: I Love You Too.  Shortly following this, she announced that she had her breast implants replaced and that she would be auctioning them on Ebay, with 20%of the proceeds going to Susan G. Komen for the Cure.  The remainder of the proceeds were to be used to fund her divorce and custody cases.  She's a tough cookie who knows her way around the legal system.  And that's why she's perfect for a TNT drama.

 

LANNY BARBY

         

Lanny Barby's adult film career started off in obscurity, and a brief appearance in World Sex Tour 24: Canada was her first gig.  But with perseverance, she slept her way to stardom (all on-camera, people; she's not slutty), and has emerged as one of the top adult film stars today.  Her raven-black hair and athletic build makes us think she'd make a pretty darn good Amazonian warrior type with a certain invisible jet and bulletproof wristbands...

 

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Yes please make these women more mainstream - send an even greater message to girls that a woman's worth is inexplicably tied to her appearance and sexuality. That porn is a great career and can even make you famous! All you need is breast implants and the ability to 'act' like you enjoy getting demeaned by men you don't know. Soderbergh's really getting desperate.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 4:08 PDT 

Has the guy writing this got something against big breasts? Big Tit porn is a niche and not to everybody's tastes, but i must admit that his selection is very good. Made me laugh an all.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 4:40 PDT 

Ashlynn Brooke needs a mention
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 6:32 PDT 

Dude, that wonder woman poster made me want to see that version of wonder woman so god damned badly.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 6:38 PDT 

This list is a fail without Ashlynn Brooke.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 7:36 PDT 

^ Ashlynn Brooke? Really? I'm pretty sure this list has 90% of the girls I jerk off to on it. Definite win.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 8:13 PDT 

kylee strutt is the next sharon stone
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 8:18 PDT 

Teagan really screwed up when she got implants,she was much more attractive before.
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 8:19 PDT 

Hmmmm... Fury... She really needs to go mainstream! www.furystrikesback.com
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 10:43 PDT 

wheres the natural , they all have lipstick...hence they all FAIL
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 10:57 PDT 

umm… guys, are we failing to see Lanny Barbie?!?! just with her alone, and as flippin' WONDER WOMAN! definitely WIN!!!
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 11:44 PDT 

no asians? wtf?
POSTED BY Anonymous | WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 AT 11:46 PDT 

mainstream yea cause theyre done in the porn world. get a new list.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 6:16 PDT 

Great idea, but it was all downhill after the brilliance of "Must Love Balls." And where's Nautica Thorn?
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 6:53 PDT 

Forgot to mention... Nautica really showed off her acting skills in The DaVinci Load 2. Check it out.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 6:55 PDT 

Great list, but I would like to see greater diversity such as a Native and African American actress. Please refer to such films as Geranalmo and Homey in the Haystack for possible candidates.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 7:50 PDT 

My Favorites Too!
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 8:37 PDT 

A well written list. If a 2nd installment is going to be created, i'd add Jenna Haze and Taylor rain. (Although some of the things Taylor does makes me gag...). They could even be in the same movie, as two quirky sister trying to make a living in New York City.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 8:42 PDT 

Nicely done.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 8:56 PDT 

Where is Jaime Hammer? She's super hot!
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 9:05 PDT 

Yes. Yes. Yes. The movie posters are awesome. I love porn.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 9:45 PDT 

Not funny. Stupid.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 9:46 PDT 

Eh... oooooh yeeeeeeah. Ehhhhhhhh.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 10:05 PDT 

Brianna Banks has the best legs in porn. Shame about the bolt-ons, she was fine without them.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 10:10 PDT 

What about Austin Kincaid ... the most beautiful woman anywhere.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 10:12 PDT 

they all still look like filthy whores to me
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 10:27 PDT 

they all look fake and terrible
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 11:15 PDT 

Two words...Katie Morgan.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 11:15 PDT 

brittney skye could go mainstream
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 12:09 PDT 

A lot of these chicks are sorta busted/fake in a way that most of Hollywood would never take.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 1:07 PDT 

This is probably one of the dumbest lists of all times. I love porn for a reason, the producers, directors, and casting agents are very talented. They are very talented in finding the most whorish women and placing them in the nastiest of situations. Situations such as DP, facials, ATM and many other nasty themes. These bitches are only good for one thing and that is helping us bust a load in a minute flat. They are not meant to be mainstream anything other then sucking dick and looking great doing it. The women in this list all look like dirty filthy whores and nothing else, and thank goodness for that.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 1:57 PDT 

ashlynn brooke is amazing, how could she be left off this.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 2:42 PDT 

Jandi Lynn
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 8:17 PDT 

Not to mention Jenna Haze, Chalie Laine and Hillary Scott and where's the Asian gals?
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 9:29 PDT 

I <3 pornstars.
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 10:09 PDT 

Who's this faggot at the top on his high horse? If your so offended by the porn industry, why are you here? Why are you reading this article? You can be offended by anything you want but to come here and chastise everyone here for the same thing your doing doesn't help your credibility guy. The cold hard fact is that many women are only appreciated for their looks and don't mind being demeaned or bankrupting the morale of society. However, it's up to parents to teach their children better. Out....
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY APRIL 9 AT 10:13 PDT 

Wow, people crying about how this list isn't right. It's a joke. Golly gee Wally, these porn stars are immoral. Hey, almost every guy has rubbed one out to at least one of these women... and who cares if there's no asians... where's the black, indian, or true latina girls? Catalina Cruz ain't latina. She just looks like Penelope Cruz.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 12:07 PDT 

Dear porn lovers! Take it all to your cheerish mouth ...
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 4:00 PDT 

brianna beach and brooke banner are very fuckable and should be included also.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 7:52 PDT 

NINA MERCEDEZ is best looking porn actress with the best body...
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 8:26 PDT 

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POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 9:27 PDT 

Sorry, folks.  Images should be back up shortly. 

POSTED BY Buckminster Schumacker III | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 10:54 PDT 

kayden kross is flippin hot!
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 1:12 PDT 

Definitely Nicole Graves gentlemen.. She can act maybe in the Devils wear Prada 2.. or Delta White..
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 4:53 PDT 

I would say Maria Ozawa for Fast & Furious 5, eh?
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 4:57 PDT 

Jenna Jordan!?!?
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 11:10 PDT 

Jana Jordan!?!?
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 11:10 PDT 

You missed a bunch of babes that I really like: 1. Tori Black 2. Bree Olsen 3. Jana Jordan 4. Tory Lane 5, Carmen Luvana might as well throw Sunrise Adams in there too
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY APRIL 10 AT 11:17 PDT 

Taylor Rain. #1 hottest girl ever, and a total freak. Love at first sight, hahahah...
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY APRIL 11 AT 1:08 PDT 

i want sex with you
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY APRIL 11 AT 1:23 PDT