TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

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$MICHAEL BAY\'S EARTH EVAC LIST$

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$LIFE-SIZE \'GIGANTOR\' ROBOT BEING BUILT IN JAPAN$

Well, leave it to Japanese engineers to have figured this one out. Somebody done gone and built a real life Gundam robot. And over the past couple weeks, several pics and clips of the life-size replica that actually moves have shown up. Well now, according to Aint It Cool, another team is constructing a life-size replica of GIGANTOR, the beloved Japanese animated hunk o' sentient metal that debuted in the '50s. The question now isn't if, but how many fanboys will be visiting Japan this year in hopes of being the one whose love for the robots is so strong, it brings them to actual life and in search of an overweight bespectacled introvert to be their friend... and a parents' basement... to call home.Here are today's Gundam-sized Links: Camille Holbrook Walks Through Forest, Disrobes (Gorillamask) The Guido Beach Of Yesteryear (Filmdrunk) The 10 Absolute Worst Movie Trailers Of All Time (Manofest) Very Intricate Carboard Technology Recreations. Super Cool (Walyou) 13 Of The Best Movies You've Never Seen (Pajiba) 5 Corporate Promotions That Ended In (Predictable) Disaster (Cracked) Get Drunk for the USA with "Man In The Box" (YouTube) 14 Funny Fireworks Fail Videos (Coedmagazine) R Kelly May Be In Trouble For Statutory Rape. Again. (Celebjihad) 7 Lies Romantic Comedies Told You (Mademan) Do You Really Expect People Who Fight For a Living To Be Good Sports? (Cagepotato) A Buncha Awesome Karate Kid Mashup Videos (Unreality) The Sony Walkman Turns XXX (Asylum) The Sexiest Autopsy Assistant Ever: Stevie Lynn (Bustedcoverage) Stuff That Only Happens In Pakistan, Apparently (Uncoached) The 4 Most Inept Franchises In Pro Sports (Bachelorguy) Denise Milani Can Make Walking Dogs And Picking Strawberries Hot (Moondogsports) More...

THE MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSION TOURNAMENT HAS A WINNER!!!

ARMAGEDDON FTW! - Watch more Funny Videos It was a wild ride full of BANGs, POPs, BOOMs, KAPOWs, and several WHOOSHes, but once all the proverbial dust settled the asteroid with a mission to send earth back to the dark ages took the prize. Sometimes it’s the movies with the most ridiculous plots that have the best pyrotechnics. Keep that in mind all you young filmmakers as your professors drill the importance of story into your heads. Stand up from your desk in defiance, stick out your middle finger and shout, “F*ck you, teach! Gimme more explosions!” THE WEEKEND'S TOP LINKS: Sarah Lyons Is Busty In A Variety Of Places (Gorillamask) Drunken Argument: Mexican Food Or Chinese Food? (Holytaco) James Franco Trashes A Nice Bedroom (Filmdrunk) The 50 Funniest Street Signs Of All Time (Manofest) Robot Penguin Pet Is Internet Capable, Loveable (Walyou) Everything About Tyler Perry Is Annoying (Pajiba) The 5 Most Hated Creatures On The Planet That Don't Deserve It (Cracked) Michael Jackson Is Dead, Douches Try To Exploit Tragedy (Sickpigs) Drunken Party Girl Boob Circles (Coedmagazine) Hot Models Prevent Ugly Scene At UFC Photoshoot (Cagepotato) Sucky Toys From Foreign Gift Shops (Unreality) The Best Of Awful Best Man Speeches (Asylum) Wouldn't It Be Nice To Have A Beer Tap In Your Home? (Mademan) Spike TV's New Show: "John And Cake Plus Six" (Celebjihad) Food Landscapes Made With Bacon And Other Assorted Meats (Uncoached) 7 Bizarre Objects That Were Found Lodged In Hind-Quarters (Regretfulmorning) Essentials For Building Your Own Poker Room (Bachelorguy) Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are Banned From E! (Moondogsports) Quick Knee To The Face Ends A Fight Real Quick (Nothingtoxic) Inappropriate Workplace: Copy And Feel (Atomfilms) Zach Snyder Is Really Trying To Do A 300 Sequel? (Filmofilia) More...

Welcome to the final day of BAYWATCH '09. To recap, we've revisited Bay's Best Music Videos, Pitted Bay's Explosions against one another in the Bracket of Boom, ogled his "Baybes" and collected emails from his personal account. For the last day, we're getting inside the man's head. Strap on your safety goggles and flak jackets. By Ian Sobel More...

Well lookee what we got here, boys! Last round, the asteroid rocked the The Rock's missile and the Giant F**king Robot 'splodin' the bus beat out the combustible mansion. Even Michael Bay, with his infinite wisdom and soothsaying powers, told us in a conversation that didn’t really happen that he was literally BLOWN AWAY by the results. Now we're down to the Big Boom and the tension is so palpable you could masticate it like a big ol' bag of Big League Chew. THE FINAL MATCHUP More...

It's Day 4 of BAYWATCH '09. Transformers Revenge of the Fallen has opened to huge numbers as expected, and we've given you the Michael Bay goods in the form of a Music Video Retrospective, an Explosions Tourney pitting the best Bay BOOMs against each other, and a giant gallery of Michael Bay's Babes. Now it's time for a look at the more personal, introspective side of the man... More...

VOTING IN ROUND 2 is now CLOSED. Please Vote in the FINAL ROUND.Here comes Round 2 of Michael Bay and The Bracket of Boom. We’ve tabulated your votes from Round 1 and emerged with a new set of combustible contenders. MATCHUP #1 PREVIOUS ROUND: Transformers (59.8%) defeats Pearl Harbor (40.2%) Bad Boys II (66.3%) defeats Bad Boys (33.7%) OUTLOOK: More...

$\'TRANSFORMERS 2\' REVIEW$

By Spencer Vickers I am 80% convinced that Michael Bay did not give a sweet sh*t about the first hour and twenty minutes of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. What occupies that part of the highly anticipated summer flick is about as dumbed down as you would expect from a film that is brought to you by a toy company (I would like to point out that my previous comment was by no means meant as an attack on Hasbro, for without them my childhood would have been severely depressing). At points the film even borders on offensive (and not the good kind of offensive). More...

$\'TRANSFORMERS 2\' EXCLUSIVE! INTERVIEW WITH ACTOR PLAYING \'JOINT OPERATIVE #1\'$

EXCLUSIVE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN INTERVIEW WITH STARVING ACTOR - Watch more Funny Videos Who needs to get an exclusive interview with Megan Fox or Shia LaBeouf or Optimus Prime when you can talk to the actor playing the guy who gives the pilot of Josh Duhamel and Tyrese's helicopter permission to land? Yeah, that's right. Screen Junkies has the exclusive - and we mean ONLY - interview with Transformers Revenge of the Fallen's Derek Alvarado. Suck on it, Ain't It Cool!!! More...

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

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THE MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSION TOURNAMENT HAS A WINNER!!!

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'TRANSFORMERS 2' REVIEW

'TRANSFORMERS 2' EXCLUSIVE! INTERVIEW WITH ACTOR PLAYING 'JOINT OPERATIVE #1'

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