STAR WARS

$Darth Vader\'s Winter Vacation$

Darth Vaders Winter Vacation - Watch more Funny VideosYou'd think a Lord would do better with the ladies. Darth Vader's attempt to bag some tail while on vacation proves fruitless, and quite honestly, uber depressing for someone with such a sweet breathing apparatus. Don't drink and dial, Vader. No one wins at that game. (EgoTV) More...

$German Girl Tongues \'Star Wars\' Figures$

This little German girl can identify Han Solo using only her tongue. Somewhere in the universe Princess Leia is seething. Don't put these links in your mouth.iPod Nano 'Green Zone' Giveaway! (Moviefone)March Madness Bracketology (Asylum)Heidi Montag Fires Spencer, Hires Psychic (PopEater)Hot Gamer Chicks (HolyTaco)Corey Feldman Auditions for Cry Baby (FilmDrunk)100 Greatest Jewish Movie Moments (Heeb)15 Pokemon Brought to Life (Unreality)Mascot Eats ESPN's Michelle Beadle (TotalProSports)Hot Pics of Alice Eve (Maxim)7 Ways to Hook Up with a Leprechaun (Smosh)Emma Watson Shows Her Thighs to the Paparazzi (CelebJihad)Rachelle Leah to Return as Guest Octagon Girl (CagePotato)10 Most Anticipated Films of SXSW (Pajiba)Unicorns! (Atom)15 Things to Never Do with Your Girl (MadeMan)What Happens to All the Lug Nuts? (AllLeftTurns)7 of the Luckiest Men in America (RegretfulMorning) More...

RedandJonny are a nice, young married couple who just happen to wear Stormtrooper helmets and document their adventures. You can check out their Flickr account here, but I've picked 25 of my favorite shots. More...

Lara Croft and Slave Leia Snowball Fight

Lara Croft and Slave Leia Snowball Fight - Watch more Funny VideosApparently I need to go to Sundance next year. Forget the films and the free swag, Lara Croft and Princess Leia are throwing snow at each other! What two actresses of that caliber are doing in a completely random duel is beyond me, but Angelina totally pwns Carrie. I guess now we know where tomb raiders stand among members of royalty. Quick, to the presses! There are history books that need sexy revisions! (BuzzFeed) More...

Lightsaber Flashmob Keeps Hands, Loses Dignity

Lightsaber Flashmob - Watch more Funny VideosA lightsaber fight consisting of over 100 Star Wars fans who wish they were Jedis instead of salesmen/students/humans erupted at a shopping mall in Bristol, England this past weekend. No one was injured, but the potent smell of virginity will be thick in the air for weeks. (/Film) More...

Aren't you a little hot for a stormtrooper? More...

$People Are Crazy: \'Star Wars\' Characters Shill Japanese Tuna$

It's a true fact that Japan's chief exports are crazy sh*t and tuna. This commercial for Hagoromo Tuna kills two birds with one stone. It's not the first time we've seen a foreign "homage" to Star Wars, but it is the first time we've seen the iconic characters pimp probably-not-dolphin-safe salads and hors d'oeuvres. A large part of our job here at Screen Junkies is to look at pictures of hot actresses (like KRISTEN BELL IN HER UNDERWEAR or SEXY PATRICIA De LEON BEING SEXY for instance), yet I can't take my eyes off C3PO's tight, little rear. Please let it be a chick under that costume. (Buzzfeed) More...

$Finally Wear \'Star Wars\' on Your Feet, Yo$

Adidas is coming out with a new Star Wars collection of their Originals, and apparently they thought Snoop Dogg and Daft Punk were the perfect way to sell it. Now that I think about it, that IS the perfect way to sell it. This Imperial March remix will be stuck in my head for days...Try these links on and see how they feel.Holy Taco Prank Calls Noah the Intern (HolyTaco)Askmen.com's Top 99 Women of 2009 (AskMen)Kobi and Brandi Prom Pic Selling on Craigslist (TotalProSports)MySpace Girls are Like Trashier Facebook Girls (TheChive)21 Awesome Life-Sized Legos (Maxim)10 Reasons Action Stars and Children Shouldn't Play (Moviefone)'Event Horizon' as an 80s Theme Song (FilmDrunk)10 Actors Known for Their Commercials (Pajiba)Tiger Woods Spotted in Sex Rehab (CelebJihad)10 Most Perverted Characters in Movies (Unreality)8 Beatles Songs for Angry Young Men (Asylum)6 Video Game Vixens Who Should Have Given More (RegretfulMorning)Why You Should Lie at Work (MadeMan)The Secret to Jimmie Johnson's Success (AllLeftTurns)Streaker Gets Taken Down by Po-Po (NothingToxic)ManBear Part 1 (Atom) More...

People Are Crazy: French Star Wars Disco

We've decided to institute a new feature on Screen Junkies called, People Are Crazy. For the kick-off we look to the nation of France, second only to Japan in terms of being cuckoo bananas, as this Stars Wars dance battle clearly illustrates. If the French Remade Star Wars - Watch more Funny Videos Oooooh, Lord Vader got served. (via I Watch Stuff) More...

$George Lucas Couldn\'t Care Less What You Think About Prequels$

They never were able to get the smell of bacon out of the car's interior.George Lucas and his nine-month pregnant neck appeared on last night's episode of The Daily Show to promote his new book Blockbusting. When asked about the fan backlash against the trilogy of Star Wars prequels, Lucas responded, "It's a work of fiction. It's a metaphor, it's not real. And therefore you can either like it or not like it. Whatever." Oooh. Are you gonna take that haters? Or are you going to grab your shovels and do what needs to be done?? Check out the full interview... More...

STAR WARS

Darth Vader's Winter Vacation

German Girl Tongues 'Star Wars' Figures

Stormtroopers are Just Like Us

Lara Croft and Slave Leia Snowball Fight

Lightsaber Flashmob Keeps Hands, Loses Dignity

25 Sexy Stormtroopers

People Are Crazy: 'Star Wars' Characters Shill Japanese Tuna

Finally Wear 'Star Wars' on Your Feet, Yo

People Are Crazy: French Star Wars Disco

George Lucas Couldn't Care Less What You Think About Prequels

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