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 Paul Blart: Mall Cop Kevin James stars in a gritty crime drama full of action, romance and important social commentary. Nah, just kidding. It's a slapstick comedy! Paul Blart is shy, chubby mall security guard who has to take on the element of organized crime that has taken over his precious shopping center. It sounds like a good fit to me, since every mall security guard I have ever met (run from) has been an overweight, middle-aged man.        Paul Blart: Mall Cop TrailerPAUL BLART: MALL COP | Reviews | Videos | Forum | News | PhotosAs a rule, mall cops are never not funny. You could take the coolest cool person from planet cool and the second that you employ them as private security for a Hot Topic and Pretzel Time, they are basically begging for wedgies. And now we have a movie about it. Awesome. More... Mall Cop Video Has Reverse Police BrutalityPAUL BLART: MALL COP | Reviews | Videos | Forum | News | PhotosI used to be a big fan of professional skateboarder, Mike Vallely back when he rode for Black Label. He used to skate like a maniac and fight people all the time. I can respect that. Then he grew his hair long, switched sponsors, started a band that kind of sucks and now he's doing viral marketing videos for the new Kevin James movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. More... |
