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 MACHETEPOSTED BY Wookie Johnson | MONDAY FEBRUARY 8 AT 2:04 PST
  DIRECTOR: Ethan Maniquis; Robert Rodriguez CAST: Danny Trejo; Jessica Alba; Steven Seagal; Robert De Niro; Lindsay Lohan; Michelle Rodriguez; Jeff Fahey; Cheech Marin; Don Johnson SYNOPSIS: The wrong Mexican is f*cked with.       Steven Seagal Must Be Stored at Temperatures Below 68°MACHETE | Reviews | Videos | Forum | News | PhotosIn an article about Robert Rodriguez's production slate, Empire mentions a small bit about Steven Seagal's difficulty on the set of Machete. Apparently Seagal insisted that he be cooled by a giant air conditioner at all times which now have to be digitally removed from the footage.Classic Seagal. Just look at these pre-treated stills from his past films. (The Playlist) More... Twin Jessica Albas in 'Machete' for the Price of OneMACHETE | Reviews | Videos | Forum | News | PhotosSensory overload. Not enough blood in my brain as I write this post. Has traveled to my...elsewhere. In a recent interview with MTV, Jessica Alba revealed she'll be playing identical twins in Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse spinoff, Machete. One of them will be bad, one of them will good, and both of them will look like Jessica Alba. I'd suggest that the two Albas kiss in the film but I'm fairly certain such an event would signal the apocalypse. In all honesty, what more would we have to live for? Check out Alba's interview below. Movie Trailers - Movies Blog More... |
