![]() General - MoviesWill Reiser To Write 'Young@Heart'Wilford Brimley, warm up your golden pipes. In 2007, Working Title bought the rights to the documentary Young@Heart. It tells the tale of an elderly choir who sing hits by newfangled rocking and rolling groups like The Clash, Coldplay, and the Ramones. Now, Will Reiser (writer of the upcoming I'm With Cancer) has been hired to pen a narrative remake of the doc. You can check out the trailer for the documentary below. I'll save you some time by describing it in two words: Oldz Bop. (THR) More... Start Growing Your Mustache, 'Super Troopers 2' is Lightin' Em UpThe Broken Lizard guys are looking to pin their badges back on and hit the highway again. According to Jay Chandrasehkar, the leader of the pack,"We have the financing, so we're going to try to make a deal with Fox." Steve Lemme adds that they're "three drafts into it" and that they're much better off going to a studio with financing already setup. "It's a great thing to go to a studio and say, 'We have the money.'"Money is definitely a good thing. It helps the whole movie making process move more quickly. But Broken Lizard has had quite a few bombs lately, so we'll see if this project actually comes to fruition. If it does though, Brian Cox will be back whipping the wily officers into shape, and probably drinking while doing it. (FirstShowing) More... Brett Ratner the Actor Even Creepier than Brett Ratner the DirectorIt's Friday the 13th. We had to show you something scary.If you were under the impression that director and Bagel Bites Eating Champ Brett Ratner is a talentless hack, you've got it all wrong. Not only has he directed some of the biggest movies of all time, but he'd also make for a great leading man. Don't believe me? Check out the hilariously creepy Ratner Films. I think you'll come 'round to my side of the fence.Oh yes, the me being pantless thing? Sorry about that. I don't get a lot of visitors on this side of the fence. More... Kevin Williamson Peers Through 'The Bedroom Window'MTV caught up with Kevin Williamson to discuss one of his many projects. The busy writer talked about his update of Curtis Hanson's The Bedroom Window (which he is slated to make between Scream 4 and 5). The original The Bedroom Window was based on the book The Witnesses by Anne Holden. In Williamson's version, a man is sleeping with his boss's wife. One night after a little bump and grind, she witnesses a murder outside his bedroom window. Because their relationship has to be kept on low, the man steps in and acts as a witness to the murder. Soon the killer is on his tail. Sounds sexy and suspenseful but there's only one man who can handle this kind of drama. Paging R. Kelly. (MTV) More... 'Sexman Vs. Jason Pt. 2' TrailerHollywood has made a habit of remaking foreign horror films these last few years. Studios have searched the corners of the globe to make movies such as The Ring, Quarantine, and Let Me In. But there is one nation that has been left unexplored -- Canada. I've stumbled upon the trailer for a Canadian horror film so ghastly and terrifying that it will make you LOSE. YOUR. MIND. There's no release date yet for this northern gem but I'm sure it's going to be packed full of either sh*t or danger. My gut is tellin' me danger. In honor of today being Friday the 13th, I present Sexman VS. Jason Part 2. Make sure you watch all the way to the end. More... 'Million Dollar Baby' in 5 Seconds Makes Tragedy HilariousMillion Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds - Watch more Funny VideosThe guys at Holy Taco shared this with me, and it's so damn funny I had to post it as well. If you know how the movie ends, watch it. If you don't know how the movie ends, watch it. You'll giggle and probably tinkle in your pants a little.Train your index finger by clicking on these links. Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It (HolyTaco) Macho Man Randy Savage Interviews (TotalProSports) Barcode Art That Actually Works (TheChive) 10 Funniest Movie Marquee Mistakes of All Time (SuperTremendous) Iguanas & Breakdancing: The Bad Lieutenant Review (FilmDrunk) 10 Boneheaded Hollywood Projects in Development (Pajiba) Britney Spears Admits to Worshiping the Devil (CelebJihad) 50 Worst Acted One-Liners in Video Game History (Unreality) What Actor Do You Hate the Most? (Asylum) Brooke Hundley Cries Like a Little C-Word (BustedCoverage) Hot Girl Vs. Hardwood Floor (RegretfulMorning) Adventure Sports That Take You Places (MadeMan) Earnhardt Jr. at Country Music Awards (AllLeftTurns) More... Roland Emmerich Getting Ahead Of Himself With 'ID4' SequelsHonka. Honka.Crazy landmark-destruction fetishist Roland Emmerich wants to return to his earlier hit Independence Day for not one, but TWO sequels. So that's at least $24 I'll be saving by staying the f*ck home.Emmerich tells MTV that they don't have a script but they do have an idea. But it's really two ideas because they want the story to be told over the course of two really bad movies. And of course he wants to title them both ID4-Ever. Though he wasn't forthcoming with plot details (who needs one really?), let's put on our retard caps and try to figure it out for ourselves. Here's the entire films in a nutshell.WILL SMITH: "Hey! You Independence Day aliens quit blowing up the White House. We just rebuilt it. That's a direct order from President Will Smith!! Cuz I'm President now!!! Aw hell naw!!! You're not half as friendly as the Scientology aliens!"(MTV) More... 25 Kickass Custom KicksRepresent your favorite movies and TV shows by sportin' them when you strut, shuffle, or, if you're in a spritely mood, skip. Do you want these shoes? Do you have them? Can you send me the Marty McFly ones in a size 10? More... Dane Cook Says He Wants to be The Riddler, Society LaughsDane Cook has raised a big question mark in the world of Batman. In case you were wondering, he wouldn't mind being The Riddler in the next caped crusader movie. Talking to MTV, Cook said, “I love the new Dark Knight series and Batman Begins. If they brought back The Riddler—a new Riddler the way they did with The Joker—that would be bad-ass. I would do that." Really, you'd accept that roll, Dane Cook? They wouldn't have to twist your arm until you scream out, "Why does twisting someone's arm hurt so much?! They're all like Eeeeeeeeeee, that hurts! And you're like (maniacal cackle) HAHAHAAHAHAHA! I'm gonna twist your arm!" When asked about what kind of Riddler he would be, he stated that he thought he could do something like The Crow but “still comedic.” With a comparison like that, he's leaving himself open to a lot of jokes from bloggers. For example, someone could say, "Why don't you make like The Crow and accidently get shot in the face." I'M not saying that, but someone could. (CinemaBlend) More... MGM Headed For The Auction BlockThe iconic MGM Lion may end up with a new home. Variety reports that the troubled film company is trying to relieve it's burdensome $3.7 billion dollar debt. It's likely that the company will go to auction. Meaning that majors could buy up the various assets part and parcel. One deal could be made for the famous logo another the massive 4,000 film library and another for United Artists. I'm certainly no business expert but I think a wise move would be to release a bothersome honeybee into the auction room. Once those execs start swatting at it, the bids will just climb and climb. $$$$ (Variety) More... |
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