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DESPICABLE ME

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | THURSDAY NOVEMBER 5 AT 9:27 PST 

Director: Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud, Sergio Pablos

Cast: Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Will Arnet, Ken Jeong, Kristen Wiig

Synopsis: A trio of orphan girls cause the normally deplorable Gru to rethink his plan to steal the moon.

International \'Despicable Me\' Teaser Features Cyclops Reservoir Dogs

International 'Despicable Me' Teaser Features Cyclops Reservoir Dogs

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Gru and his yellow, midget cyclops minions strut to The George Baker Selection's "Little Green Bag" in the new international teaser for Despicable Me. Much like the first trailer, it sticks by its name and teases you like some prude high school cheerleader who loves having a slut rep. Only thing is, I'm not saluting, much like I would a sexy president (Got that President's Day mention in there! Boom!) The movie is about diabolical Gru trying to steal the moon, and his mushy-brained slug children helping him in that quest. Their odd appearance and funny dialect is most likely a result of inbreeding. I'm sure if they assimilated themselves in the U.K. they'd blend right in. That's right, I'm an ignorant American today. It's President's Day. These colors don't run! Check out the teaser after the jump. Despicable Me hits theaters July 9, 2010. More...
\'Despicable Me\' Trailer Ain\'t No Pixar

'Despicable Me' Trailer Ain't No Pixar

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The Despicable Me trailer looks despicable meh. It introduces us to #1 Super Villain Gru (Steve Carell) and--OH WAIT he's been bested by a Syndrome-from-The-Incredibles-esque Super Villain named Vector (Jason Segel). The two then battle wits, which seems more like an exercise in futility for Gru considering Vector has saws, sharks, lasers, missiles, and a boxing glove mechanism that targets your crotch. More...