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BITCH SLAP

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | MONDAY NOVEMBER 16 AT 1:25 PST 

Director: Rick Jacobson

Cast: Julia Voth, Erin Cummings, America Olivio

Synopsis: Follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 Million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.

\'Bitch Slap\' Actress Erin Cummings

'Bitch Slap' Actress Erin Cummings

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I now complete the SJ Bitch Slap trifecta. I've showcased America Olivo, Julia Voth, and now you get bombshell Erin Cummings. I could make fun of her surname, but I strive for high brow humor. So instead I'll just tell you that Bitch Slap cracks theaters in the mouth this Friday.A word from Erin: "When you grow up in Huntsville, Texas, the idea of moving to Los Angeles and pursuing an acting career is about the same as sprouting wings and heading for the moon."Cummings... Hehehe...More mature pics after the jump. More...
\'Bitch Slap\' Actress Julia Voth

'Bitch Slap' Actress Julia Voth

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Julia Voth is a Canadian actress and model who is perhaps best known for her likeness being used as the basis for the character Jill Valentine from the video game Resident Evil: Biohazard. Now she's kicking human ass instead of zombie ass in the aptly titled movie Bitch Slap.A word from Julia: "You can be gorgeous, but if you don’t want to work for it, nothing is going to happen."Of course, we all have to work hard to succeed, but getting discovered by a talent agent on the beach while you're wading through the water in your bikini doesn't hurt matters.Check out more examples of Julia's talent after the jump. More...
\'Bitch Slap\' Actress America Olivo

'Bitch Slap' Actress America Olivo

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America Olivo has appeared in TV shows and stuff, but her most memorable sequence thus far has to be the camping tent sex scene in the Friday the 13th remake. That movie sucks serious balls, but all the naked ladies are quite fantastic.A word from America: "I'm a fan of anything my mother does."I'M a fan of anything your mother does. Like me. OH SNAP! I hope that snide comment doesn't hurt our chances of hooking up.Judging by the pics after the jump, America's mother must be hot. More...
\'Bitch Slap\' Trailer Promises Plenty of Cleavage Blood

'Bitch Slap' Trailer Promises Plenty of Cleavage Blood

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Bitch Slap is Quentin Tarantino's wet dream. It's a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s, as well as a loving, sly parody of the same. Basically there are breasts, bombs, and bullets. Need more? Then get out of my house. Check out the trailer. Bitch Slap Trailer - Watch more Movie TrailersThen bitch slap these links. What Your Haircut Really Says About You (HolyTaco) Elizabeth Lambert is Looking for a Date (TotalProSports) Ed Hardy D-Bags (TheChive) Best Nickelback Cover of All Time (FilmDrunk) 15 Amazing Two-Headed Animals (SuperTremendous) Greatest Villains Portrayed by Comedians (Pajiba) Carrie Prejean Has a Whole Lotta Sex Tapes (CelebJihad) 10 Kick Ass Video Game Clowns (Unreality) Viagra Desserts are Delicious (Asylum) Jets-Raiders Chick Fight Because of the Face Kick (BustedCoverage) Japanese Blowup Doll Wrestling (RegretfulMorning) The Physics of Superheroes (MadeMan) Stewart Calls Earnhardt 'No Talent S.O.B.' (AllLeftTurns) Jamaican Catfight (NothingToxic) Intercourse with a Vampire (Atom) More...