WOODAY OF THE DEAD MORNING NEWS

Monday, April 13 by

CNN reports that actor and hemp spokesman Woody Harrelson recently attacked a member of the paparazzi. Harrelson, star of the upcoming film Zombieland, had this to say about the incident:

"…Still very much in character, I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,"

Our advice to Woody when it comes to dealing with the paparazzi (zombie or not), aim for the head. Kill the brain and you kill the ghoul.

More morning news…

Eliza Dushku, Chelsea Handler and Padma Lakshmi are totally naked. (Allure)

Real Michael Bay joins Twitter;  Internet explodes shortly thereafter. (/film)

Megan Fox’s body. (Dread Central)

Spike announce Pirate Hunters show. Think COPS on the high seas. (Variety)

Seth Rogen wants to climb back aboard Pineapple Express. (MTV)

Break the lock on Scott Pilgrim‘s diary. (AICN)

Get to know the mutants of Wolverine. If you haven’t already. (Coming Soon)

 

 

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