Uwe Boll Is Also A Person On Kickstarter…Give Him All Your Money

Thursday, August 29 by
Yup. That Oscar statue says "Best Manager."  

Uwe Boll is one of those directors that continues to make movies so bad (and not with small budgets) that he it’s a wonder how he gets funding. It seems that his more institutional investors are coming to the same conclusion that the moviegoing masses have, and Boll’s having to turn to other avenues.

Like, say, Kickstarter, where Boll is trying to raise a cool $500k for a sequel to the movie Postal.

In fact, it’s probably best if you just read the Kickstarter pitch here, because it contains colorful prose like:

The Risk is: Everybody will hate you but the NRA will love you in being part of POSTAL 2. Our bodycount will be higher as Hiroshima and Dancing with the Stars combined.

And dont forget: September 11 didnt count because Mohammad Atta took the same steroids as Lance Armstrong. But he never lied about it.

The chance is: Support the movie and show this way that you think what we think: Karl Marx and George Orwell were right. We dont live in a democracy and we are getting screwed over by politics every second of our days. Till the Dude with the Hammer and the Magnum comes.

Give him your money.

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