According to the "like nachos, but zestier" Film Drunk, The Paris Hilton documentary Paris, Not France - soon to send a generation of geography teachers to suicidal lows - just released this three-minute teaser-trailer.  Read FD's in-depth analysis, which coins the soon-to-be-on-a-tee-shirt term, “PAPARAZZI ASS DILDO PARTY” here.

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