Top 28 Films Of 2008 In Order of SexyPOSTED BY Max Powers | MONDAY DECEMBER 22 AT 9:02 PST
It's that time of year when people run out of original ideas and just start ranking things. And since EVERYBODY is doing it, far be it from The Junkies to miss the opportunity. But instead of looking at film in terms of directorial achievement, incredible writing, vision and execution we thought it best to order them according to their usage of hot women. Let's be honest. Plot just ain't everything. Enjoy.
27. Baby Mama- Tina Fey.
24. Sex Drive- Alice Greczyn
23. Sex And The City- Sarah Jessica Parker
22. Iron Man- Gwyneth Paltrow
21. Australia- Nicole Kidman
Ok, ok, ok. I didn't actually see this movie. I can't watch everything. But I can testify that Zooey is incredibly good looking. I worked on a show once where she was a performer, and was in a very small space next to her for a while. She smelled really nice. The lock of hair I cut was perfect for the doll I made in honor of her everlasting astral importance to the biblical signs that WE are meant....I'll stop here. 17. Hancock- Charlize Theron
14. Twilight- Ashley Greene
13. The Day The Earth Stood Still- Jennifer Connelly
12. Slumdog Millionaire- Freida Pinto
11. Wanted- Angelina Jolie
10. Cloverfield- Odette Yustman
9. Incredible hulk- Liv Tyler
8. Transporter 3- Natalya Rudakova
7. Rachel Getting Married- Anne Hathaway
6. How to Lose Friends & Alienate People- Megan Fox
5. The House Bunny- Anna Faris
4. Rocknrolla- Gemma Arterton
3. Quantum of Solace- Olga Kurylenko
2. Forgetting Sarah Marshall- Kristen Bell
1. Vicky Christina Barcelona- Penelope Cruz & Scarlett Johansson
Penelope Cruz is one of the hottest women who has ever walked this green earth. Looking at Scarlett Johansson makes me want to just get to work making babies. And the infamous makeout scene creates a multiplier effect of sexiness that lands this film in the number one spot, totally uncontested.
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I never saw the number one pick, but I'm still going to have to agree with it. Any man who can get two of the most beautiful women in the universe together on camera making out is my hero. Woody Allen, you are THE man.
Good pick on Olga Kurylenko too; she was also in Hitman - a completley sucky movie with her scene as pretty much the only bright spot.
Angelina Jolie does not deserve number 11 though - she deserves a spot in at least the top ten - those tattooos practically made her body sizzle.
Anytime I think of Angelina Jolie naked I think of 14 3rd world country children fighting over who gets to breast feed next. That makes me go flaccid faster than the thought of her making out with Billy Bob Thorton.
Denby, you DID engage in intercourse with Penelope! On numerous occasions. You had so much chateauneuf du pape and bolivian marching powder in you that you don't even remember.
Denby, are you going to take that? Anonymous just called Penelope (the one with whom you have engaged in carnal acts) horrific. SNAPS.