There are plenty of movies out there that can pull off a beautiful love scene. But it takes a skilled filmmaker to make an attractive woman get it on with a talking space duck. All of these movies should make your own weird little sexual preferences seem a little less….illegal.
Dan Ackroid gets a BJ from a Ghost, and does not call her the next day. Come on dudes, you would do the EXACT same thing if hovering female protoplasm tingled your dingle. Plus, she wouldn’t have digits.
The Naked Gun: From the Files of the Police Squad
Full Body Condoms are basically as safe as it gets. Actually, they sort on break the rule, which is that one condom is better than two. Otherwise things are going to rub together (in a bad way) and rip. Just like a raincoat in a…shower of raincoats.
She’s not going to sh%@ right for a week. The only thing worse than being told that there is no Santa is being told that there is a Santa, and he is Billy Bob Thorton and probably has five strains of Chlamydia. The "F–k me, Santa scene" isn’t exactly normal, either.