The 18 Most Absurd Movie Sex Scenes

Thursday, August 14 by

There are plenty of movies out there that can pull off a beautiful love scene. But it takes a skilled filmmaker to make an attractive woman get it on with a talking space duck. All of these movies should make your own weird little sexual preferences seem a little less….illegal.

Ghost Busters

Dan Ackroid gets a BJ from a Ghost, and does not call her the next day. Come on dudes, you would do the EXACT same thing if hovering female protoplasm tingled your dingle. Plus, she wouldn’t have digits.  

The Naked Gun: From the Files of the Police Squad

Full Body Condoms are basically as safe as it gets. Actually, they sort on break the rule, which is that one condom is better than two. Otherwise things are going to rub together (in a bad way) and rip. Just like a raincoat in a…shower of raincoats.

Bad Santa

 

She’s not going to sh%@ right for a week. The only thing worse than being told that there is no Santa is being told that there is a Santa, and he is Billy Bob Thorton and probably has five strains of Chlamydia. The "F–k me, Santa scene" isn’t exactly normal, either.

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  1. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    I usually don’t comment on these things but how can you leave out the epic shithouse that is Troll 2. Ridiculous sex scene at it’s finest.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/eawuTkQ3Tmg&hl=en&fs=1&

    Or This scene from the William Burroughs mindfuck Naked Lunch. Pretty intense

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQ5AqNHuK4


  2. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    I usually don’t comment on these things but how can you leave out the epic shithouse that is Troll 2. Ridiculous sex scene at it’s finest.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/eawuTkQ3Tmg&hl=en&fs=1&

    Or This scene from the William Burroughs mindfuck Naked Lunch. Pretty intense

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQ5AqNHuK4


  3. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    Troll 2 and naked lunch aren’t on here?

    what kind of list is this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQ5AqNHuK4
    http://www.youtube.com/v/eawuTkQ3Tmg&hl=en&fs=1&


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  6. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    A bunch of fuckin retards!!!!!!…………and paedophiles! I can’t believe I came here ready to bust one off at the finest collection of flange i’ve ever seen…and there’s no fucking yip yip.


  7. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    A bunch of fuckin retards!!!!!!…………and paedophiles! I can’t believe I came here ready to bust one off at the finest collection of flange i’ve ever seen…and there’s no fucking yip yip.


  8. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    A bunch of fuckin retards!!!!!!…………and paedophiles! I can’t believe I came here ready to bust one off at the finest collection of flange i’ve ever seen…and there’s no fucking yip yip.


  9. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    A bunch of fuckin retards!!!!!!…………and paedophiles! I can’t believe I came here ready to bust one off at the finest collection of flange i’ve ever seen…and there’s no fucking yip yip.


  10. August 14, 2008 10:29 am

    Anonymous

    A bunch of fuckin retards!!!!!!…………and paedophiles! I can’t believe I came here ready to bust one off at the finest collection of flange i’ve ever seen…and there’s no fucking yip yip.


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