Street Judge Morning News

Tuesday, April 14 by

TV’s Judge Mathis has announced plans to release a new third person shooter game titled, "Mathis: Detroit Street Judge". The player takes control of an ex-con with two strikes against him. He must complete community service missions and avoid the temptations of the streets. Or else he’ll face off with Mathis and be sent back to prison where (I’m not making this up) he can be raped. Presumably by this man:

Story source: (TV Squad)

Here are your morning news links.

Weird Al to appear in Rob Zombie’s H2. (Dread Central)
 
A movie I wish was real: Incredible Fulk. (Drink At Work)
 
Steve Carell and Tina Fey’s Date Night overcrowded. (Variety)

Porn actress six feet deep. (Cinematical)

 
Vote for MTV Movie Award nominees. (MTV)
 
Elisabeth Shue: Fish-Slayer. (Cinema Blend)
 
Starlog to become Starblog. (io9)

 

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