‘STAR TREK’ OPENS AT 7PM, PEOPLE!!!

Thursday, May 7 by

 

You want to see the new Star Trek, don’t you? Don’t you?!?! Ok then. Just Google ‘star trek showtimes,’ and pick from the lot. In the 25 mile radius of theatres around my house, Star Trek is being shown 89 times tonight between it’s premiere at 7pm and the midnight screenings. Oh look–There’s even a theater playing it every minute! Heck, why not avoid the costumed drunken Klingons and just see it at 3am tomorrow morning on IMAX? And what about you, Enterprise, AL? Or even you, ‘Captain’ Kirkland, WA? Bottom line, it’s playing everywhere, all the the time. And it’s going to kick ass. So get your damn tickets already (they’re going fast).

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!

In preparation for tonight’s festivities, read our review of the film, or check out some Trek video delights after the jump:

duh, DUH, deh deh deh deh deh deh-DUH, DUH, duh (thank you Jim Carrey)

I heard that Hubbard ripped off Roddenberry.


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