Last night’s mid-season premiere of South Park on Comedy Central took aim at Asperger’s Syndrome while resolving the issues Stan was having with pre-teen angst. The episode, titled “Ass Burgers,” had that touch that only South Park can provide. Of course I am referring to burgers being pulled out of a child’s ass. It’s good to have the show back after a lon break.
We don’t do much else besides watching South Park, talking about South Park, or quoting South Park (when our wives aren’t around), so we’ve put our heads together to bring you this list of South Park‘s funniest premiere episodes. Feel free to hate on these choices in the ‘Comments’ section.
Viewers were pretty pissed when they tuned in to the second season premiering under the belief that they would learn the true identity of Eric Cartman’s father. Instead, in honor of April Fool’s Day, they were treated to this gripping Canadian drama starring the farting wonder duo Terrance and Phillip. Though it was a complete departure from what the series had previously established, it remains one of the funniest episodes to date.
South Park blew the doors off the Subway diet when they revealed the real reason behind Jared Fogle’s weight loss. Aides. Dude totally had aides that helped him manage his lifestyle and workout routines. It’s Subway’s dirty little secret. That and the rat hair in the tuna. Oh. You didn’t know?
“Where were you when they built a ladder to Heaven? 9/11. 9/11. 9/11.”
It’s funnier when you imagine Alan Jackson singing it. And that’s exactly what he does when the boys’ seemingly valiant effort to build a ladder to Heaven so that they can see Kenny again makes national news. What nobody realizes is that they’re looking to contact him so that they can get free candy. I think that’s what Moses was into too.