Sharknado, that movie that everyone on Facebook was talking about two weeks ago, is hitting theaters on August 2nd, most likely in an effort by SyFy to force cult status upon the campy made-for-cable film about a tornado that’s a pack of wild dogs. Or possibly a shark.
SyFy execs cited the Internet buzz associated with the film as a reason the property is on the cusp of stardom, apparently having forgotten to cite the lifespan of Internet buzz as slightly shorter than the time it took to read this sentence.
Anyway, it’s not going to be in 3-D, it’s going to cost money, and you’re already sick of it even though you haven’t seen it. However, this will make for the perfect orientation activity for all the incoming college freshman who weren’t cool enough to get invited to the liquor and beer parties.