Twitch has premiered the trailer for RoboGeisha and it's pretty much the strangest and best thing you will ever see. A lot of my friends are into dating Asian girls but I've always held out because I was afraid that they might transform into a half-woman, half-tank killing machine. This trailer only reinforces that fear. 

I'm just curious. Who provided that voice over? Sean Michael Costello??

Morning news that won't stab your eyes with fried shrimp...

Sony gears up for a Resident Evil sequel. (First Showing)
View Master is now a movie. There are officially no more ideas in Hollywood. (Coming Soon)
The Genesis of Arnold's Kill Lines. (Holy Taco)
Nick Fury is all talk. (Latino Review)
Heathers sequel still ain't happenin'. (Empire)