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Not very ant-like, Paul.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Just Denied Any Involvement In ‘Ant-Man’
Wednesday, October 16 by

It’s a shame, because he looks much more like an ant than Paul Rudd.

Hey, a user-friendly interface! Neat!
Netflix Talking With Smaller Cable Operators To Align Forces And Screw Over The Big Cable Companies That Have Screwed Us Over
Monday, October 14 by

My Netflix just streamed all over the carpet.

The man, the myth, the slacker.
Judd Apatow’s ‘Simpsons’ Episode Will Be In True Apatow Fashion
Friday, October 11 by

Judd Apatow, like many other film creatives recently, will be getting a Simpsons episode all his own. And in case you weren’t sure on whether or not the episode will…

GIMME.
You Can Buy Hector Salamanca’s Bell (And Other Stuff) From ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, September 20 by

“Ding.”

They won't even give us an episode that resolves the uneaten cake issue.
E! Takes Ryan Lochte’s Reality Show, Shoots It In The Head, Buries It In Shallow Grave
Thursday, September 19 by

For the purposes of this metaphor, reality shows have heads.

Maybe a treadmill next time?
Someone Determined That Rocky Ran 30 Miles During The Montage In ‘Rocky II’
Thursday, September 19 by

And that’s why he’s the champ.

Bogdan's been quiet these past two seasons. A little TOO quiet.
‘Breaking Bad’s Final Two Episodes Will Each Be 15 Minutes Longer For 25% More Devastation
Thursday, September 19 by

I simply don’t think those extra minutes will be used for reconciliation or healing.

draper
AMC Breaking The Final Season Of ‘Mad Men’ In Half
Wednesday, September 18 by

Thanks a lot, ‘Low Winter Sun’.

Something tells me he'll be able to sell "tired and weary."
Affleck’s Batman Will Be Tired, Weary, And Seasoned, Much Like The Summer Audiences That Will Flock To See Him
Friday, September 13 by

He’s just so over the whole Dark Knight thing.

Of course he has Bluetooth.
AMC Takes Its Own Advice, Calls Saul!
Wednesday, September 11 by

YES!!!!

Is his hair pink?
Alec Baldwin Will Host An MSNBC Show, And No, It Won’t Be Live
Thursday, September 5 by

Because he has anger issues.

Ugh. Creepy.
Now WGN Wants To Be A Big Shot Cable Network With Its Own Programming
Thursday, September 5 by

Know your role, WGN.

He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.
Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way
Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

Never mind. I'm totally sold after this picture.
1973 Film ‘Westworld’ Will Now Be An HBO Show
Tuesday, September 3 by

HBO, who always seems to have greenlit or in development far more shows than they’ll have schedule space for, has announced another addition to the family in Westworld, the story…

Yup. That Oscar statue says "Best Manager."
Uwe Boll Is Also A Person On Kickstarter…Give Him All Your Money
Thursday, August 29 by

Uwe Boll is one of those directors that continues to make movies so bad (and not with small budgets) that he it’s a wonder how he gets funding. It seems…

This guy practically sneezes drama. That's what Brits do.
Dominic West Joins Maura Tierney And Joshua Jackson In Showtime Drama That Otherwise Should Have Come Out In 1997
Tuesday, August 27 by

“If it’s a drama, we’re gonna have to have people crying and yelling,” one Showtime exec probably said.

If they were looking for an actor who has experience standing around in deserts, they found their guy.
Aaron Paul To Play The Biblical Joshua…Ok, Fine…BITCH!
Tuesday, August 27 by

This means Skinny Pete could be Caleb, and Badger would be Ammiel or Shaphat! (Totally had to look those names up)

This is the episode where they go clubbing with the Miami Heat.
Warner Bros. Greenlights ‘Sccoby-Doo’ Animated Movie
Tuesday, August 27 by

Sorry Matthew Lillard.

If they think they're alienated and lost, wait until they find out about millennials, who spend all day hiding online and living in their parents houses until they're 45.
Ben Stiller Is Bringing Us ‘Reality Bites’ In Sticom Form
Friday, August 23 by

Hey, That’s My Prius.

Batman sorta looks like David Gest.
Ben Affleck Will Be…Batman
Friday, August 23 by

So I guess this means a ‘Forces of Nature’ sequel is gonna keep getting pushed back.

That mug is brimming with creative agency and expression.
James Franco Is Getting Ten Hours Of TV Airtime To Discuss The Art Of James Franco
Wednesday, August 21 by

Unless this is an examination of why he’s so weird, it might miss the mark.

They're baffled. They should read this article to clear things up.
FX Will Launch FXX For All Your FX Comedy Needs On September 2nd
Tuesday, August 20 by

We’re going to get through this. Put the knife down.

This pic isn't nearly as fun.
First PIcture From ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Teeters On The Verge Of Disco
Tuesday, August 20 by

Lookin’ fly, soul brothas.

He probably will wear something else.
Timothy Olyphant To Play A Much Breezier Character On ‘The Mindy Projecy’
Tuesday, August 20 by

A little levity. We hope.

Jesus, Woody. We get it. You're hapless. Let's move on.
The Mayor Of Rio De Janeiro Is Willing To Pay ‘Whatever It Takes’ To Get Woody Allen To Film There
Monday, August 19 by

It would be funny if the film turned out to be a documentary about crime and poverty.

He's as funny as this picture is.
Comedian Harris Wittels Gets A Comedy With NBC
Tuesday, August 13 by

Don’t worry. It won’t be about humblebrags.

Jimmy "Aquaman" Cameron
James Cameron PIcks Writers For The Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels, Reminding Us There Are Going To Be Three F*cking ‘Avatar’ Sequels
Friday, August 2 by

*sigh*

And here we are...
‘Hot Fuzz’, ‘Shaun Of The Dead’, ‘The World’s End’ To Screen Back-To-Back-To-Back In Theaters
Tuesday, July 30 by

This should appeal to their target demographic nicely!

DEAR GOD, LADY! BEHIND YOU!
‘Sharknado’ To Screen In Select Theaters, Pushing The Boundaries Of Lazy Ironic Enjoyment
Friday, July 26 by

Be on the lookout for ‘BirdQuake’ next spring.

The perfect screenshot.
Fred Armisen Is Directing A Kings Of Leon Concert Movie
Friday, July 26 by

It will be a masters class in over-enunciating.