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Eight Depressing Films That Will Make You Hate Humanity
Friday, December 12 by

Racism, genocide, and more horrible human behavior depicted on film. These are the greatest feel-bad movies of all-time.

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Here Are The Award Nominations For The Oscars’ Sleazy Cousin, The Golden Globes
Thursday, December 11 by

Because if anyone’s qualified to judge American art, it’s a bunch of non-Americans who pay money to attend a party.

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Will The Person Who Stole Five James Bond Cars Intended For ‘Spectre’ Please Come Forward?
Wednesday, December 10 by

You aren’t in trouble. We just…We just NEED those cars for the movie.

Get Naked, Win Oscar: Reese Witherspoon and 5 Other Actresses Who Bared It All for an Academy Award
Friday, December 5 by

When it comes to the “Best Actress” category, the Oscars are often little more than a dolled up peep show. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

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Stephen King’s ‘It’ Likely To Become Two Feature Films, With The First Directed By Cary Fukunaga
Friday, December 5 by

It’s only half as many films as ‘The Stand’, but twice as many as most other adaptations get.

Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Red Rose”
Wednesday, December 3 by

Several dead main characters, a few tied-up story lines and even more prison rape and shots of Jax’s bare ass.

Eight Made-for-TV Films Worse Than the Aaliyah Movie
Tuesday, November 25 by

The Aaliyah movie was a flaming turdfest. But it gets worse.

Screen Junkies Show: Marvel Superfan Gets Big Surprise! – Prank It FWD
Thursday, November 20 by

As part of Break’s Prank It Forward series, we traveled to Texas to meet our biggest fan…and deliver a mind-blowing Marvel surprise.

Tywin Lannister Thinks There Will Be A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Movie
Wednesday, November 19 by

I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.

M. Night Shyamalan Shot a “Secret” Movie and WHY ARE WE SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS?!!
Friday, November 14 by

Could a Shyamalanaissance be on the horizon?

17 Channing Tatum Reaction GIFs for All Occasions
Thursday, November 13 by

We expect this post to receive no less than 4 billion hits.

Pictured: Jeremiah Potatohead, heir apparent to the Hasbro fortune.
Dreamworks Animation Looking To Merge With Hasbro To Give Us The Toy Films We Deserve
Thursday, November 13 by

How did you get to be like that, Mr. Potato Head?

The 10 Greatest Film Scores Ever
Thursday, November 13 by

Crank up your surround sound and prepare for goosebumps.

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Sony Is Considering A ‘Spider-Man’ Aunt May Spinoff…This Has To Stop
Tuesday, November 11 by

Raise your hand if you require more Aunt May backstory.

Keira Knightley Posed Topless to Protest…Something…We Can’t Remember What [NSFW]
Friday, November 7 by

The results were real and they were spectacular.

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Rob Zombie Will Be Crowdsourcing His Next Horror Film, ’31’
Friday, October 31 by

I don’t think it’s about Baskin Robbins.

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‘Hello Ladies’ Will Return From Its HBO Grave For A Movie Finale
Friday, October 31 by

An announcement as awkward as the show.

Sons of Anarchy Recap: “The Separation of Crows” (Season 7 / Episode 8)
Thursday, October 30 by

Ugh. The show draaags and draaaaaags on. We’re pretty frustrated with the final season so far.

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You Have Until November 1st To Watch The Following Movies On Netflix
Wednesday, October 29 by

(to couch) “Hello, old friend.”

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Here’s Your Guide To Marvel Movie Releases For The Next Five Years
Tuesday, October 28 by

I know, I know. It’s only for five years. We’re still woefully ignorant of what our children’s children will watch, Marvel-wise.

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Neil Patrick Harris Will Host A Weekly Variety Show On NBC
Monday, October 27 by

It’s what he was born to do.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Spanish Casting Call Gets 86,000 Applicants For 600 Extra Spots
Friday, October 24 by

In related news, one guy accidentally stumbled into a casting call for ‘Bad Judge’, but only in search of a restroom.

Hold Up, Christian Bale WILL Be Playing Steve Jobs In That Danny Boyle Biopic
Thursday, October 16 by

Written by Aaron “Walk and Talk” Sorkin.

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Networks Continue To Adapt Bizarre Films With ‘The Illusionist’ And ‘In Good Company’ Remakes Coming Our Way
Wednesday, October 15 by

When will it end?

Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em” (Season 7 / Episode 6)
Wednesday, October 15 by

Lots of big moves made this episode. How will the events of ‘Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em” influence the remaining half of the season?

Denzel Washington’s Ten Greatest Movie Performances
Tuesday, September 30 by

Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time. He done so much worth watching, but these are his 10 best roles.

Eight Lessons We Learned From ‘The Cosby Show’
Thursday, September 25 by

America’s most beloved sitcom has one heck of a back story. Thirty years later, here are a few of the things we took away.

Screen Junkies Show: Game of Thrones Kids’ Books With Bran Stark!
Thursday, September 25 by

Westeros needs bedtime stories too, so we recruited Isaac Hempstead Wright to help us come up with some Game of Thrones-themed kids’ books in honor of Isaac’s role in The Boxtrolls!

Pictured: Leonardo DiCaprio, star of 'Titanic' and 'The Aviator'
Andre 3000 Would Like To See Leo DiCaprio Play Him In An Outkast Biopic
Thursday, September 25 by

That makes two of us.

For your final, identify 5% of these characters.
If You Attend The University Of Baltimore, You Can Take A Class On Marvel Comics
Wednesday, September 24 by

Crabcakes, football, and fanboy bullsh*t. That’s what Maryland does.

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