Remember: “It’s all about the cones.”
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! I didn’t want to give Only Lovers Left Alive a chance. Hipster vampires hanging out in Detroit? No, thank you. In fact, I waited until the Facebook…
The nominees were announced for the 87th Academy Awards, and some of the honors and omissions may surprise you.
The ‘Always Sunny’ gang makes Van Halen circa 1978 look like The Wiggles.
Cooking shows are the new pageants.
This should cure those post-Labor Day blues.
The 2015 Golden Globes provided us with a few surprises, besides Boyhood taking top honors with three awards.
The Golden Globes take place this Sunday night from Los Angeles, and we’ve got a full preview on deck, as well as predictions for every category.
None of us truly knows what happens when we die. We live our lives knowing the journey will end. What Beetlejuice proposes is that maybe death isn’t the end but merely a hilarious beginning.
Some ’90s movies still hold up as examples of elite filmmaking, while others aren’t nearly as good as we remember them.
What can we do to make this happen?
Ahh, mammaries. MEMORIES! WE MEANT MEMORIES!!
I hope they give young Han a meth addiction. That would be so gritty!
If you or someone you know has been jingled, alert the authorities.
He doesn’t say yes, but he doesn’t say no.
All ya need is some tinted glasses and some really long hair. The rest sorts itself out.
Not goodbye. “See you later.” *breaks down sobbing*
A compelling show goes out on a questionable note. Is the Sons of Anarchy finale what you expected?
Racism, genocide, and more horrible human behavior depicted on film. These are the greatest feel-bad movies of all-time.
Because if anyone’s qualified to judge American art, it’s a bunch of non-Americans who pay money to attend a party.
You aren’t in trouble. We just…We just NEED those cars for the movie.
When it comes to the “Best Actress” category, the Oscars are often little more than a dolled up peep show. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
It’s only half as many films as ‘The Stand’, but twice as many as most other adaptations get.
Several dead main characters, a few tied-up story lines and even more prison rape and shots of Jax’s bare ass.
The Aaliyah movie was a flaming turdfest. But it gets worse.
As part of Break’s Prank It Forward series, we traveled to Texas to meet our biggest fan…and deliver a mind-blowing Marvel surprise.
I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.
Could a Shyamalanaissance be on the horizon?
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How did you get to be like that, Mr. Potato Head?