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Cleavage Makes Movie Posters Better
Monday, September 15 by

We think we may have found a revolutionary new way to make any movie poster just that much more eye-catching. Come see for yourself.

14 Texas Movies to Watch During Hurricane Ike
Sunday, September 14 by

Well guys, it looks like we’re about to lose my home state to a storm that MSNBC’s sexy Contessa Brewer is calling “Unprecedented.” In a way I’m happy that a hard rain will finally come and wash all the filth off of Houston. But it’s also going to be sad to see the country of my youth given over to the Gods of the Sea.

Bonus Features: Weekend What To Watch
Friday, September 12 by

It’s a good weekend for entertainment.  Most notably, the Weather Channel’s ongoing coverage of Ike as it holds Texas’ face under water while laughing. Here’s our weekly list of what to check out.

7 Villains For the New Ghost Busters Movie
Friday, September 12 by

By now, you have probably heard that a new Ghost Busters flick is actually in the works. The project is still in its early stages, but we have a few suggestions when it comes to picking a bad guy. Here's a glimpse at our short list. Ghost Dad

TMNT Live Action Hybrid, And Some History
Tuesday, September 9 by

And now, a little history lesson on none other than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a winning example of how spontaneous parody ideas can go on to create entertainment empires.

This Week’s DVDs That Don’t Suck: 9/9/2008
Tuesday, September 9 by

For the second week in a row, we're a little light in the decent DVD department, but with only three things on our watch list, there's plenty of time to catch the premiere of Fringe tonight. Plus, it'll leave you with some paycheck left over to eat dinner that's not from a dollar menu. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 3

13 Craziest William Shatner Moments
Tuesday, September 9 by

William Shatner is a great fit for our reoccurring list of crazy star moments. The man does some truly bizarre things while seeming to take himself completely seriously. But really, it’s all just a joke. We think. And with the sad news that he will not take part in J.J.

9 Shows Guys Wish Women Wouldn’t Watch This Fall
Tuesday, September 9 by

Ladies, we love you, but your taste in TV sucks. Please, read and consider these points carefully while we sneak over and delete Grey's Anatomy from the TiVo list.

Weekend in Review
Monday, September 8 by

It was the wost weekend for the box office in years. I had to go to San Francisco against my will, and Stan lost a finger. Ok, he just broke it.

David Spade Makes Playmate Baby
Friday, September 5 by

David Spade managed to sneak his filthy cracker seed past a Playboy Playmate’s first (jumping jacks) and second (prayer) lines of defense. Sir, you could have done MUCH worse. High Five! Click through for pictures of his baby’s mamma, Jillian Grace.  [NSFW]

Bonus Features: Thursday Link Dump Bonanza
Thursday, September 4 by

There are always things that we can't really put our amazingly unique and extensive touch on. So here are a few of them, in list form.

Thursday, September 4 by

Screenjunkies can not take credit for this one. It was sent to us by the geniuses at Holytaco.

Contest: Make James Bond Funny and Win Free Stuff
Thursday, September 4 by

Last week's "fill in the bubble" contest went so well that we're doing it again. This time using one of the new Quantum of Solace photos that have been floating around the internet. See, it's fun and topical! Last week's winner is posted below and this week's contest is the same deal. Just leave a comment with something hilarious that could go in the bubble.

Emirates to Buy Hollywood
Wednesday, September 3 by

There have been a lot of stories lately about Steven Spielberg setting up shop with a massive Bollywood studio. Today there is news of an Abu-Dhabi based firm looking to invest around a billion dollars in film projects, a lot of it going to Hollywood. I’m sure it will prove the age-old adage: the surest way to become a millionaire is to come to Hollywood as a billionaire.  Maybe.

Leaked Pics of Dark Superman
Tuesday, September 2 by

We were recently sent these concept pictures that the producers have been using  to help cast the new Superman in a more edgy light. From the looks of these, he is definitely a lot darker than ever before.

This Week’s DVDs That Don’t Suck: 9/2/2008
Tuesday, September 2 by

Our list of non-sucky discs is relatively short this week. But, as the days get shorter and people start settling in to get fat over the winter, we'll slowly see lots of good stuff seep out of Hollywood and into Christmas stockings. Or into Hanukkah stockings. Or whatever kind of stockings Satan worshippers fill with nifty gifts. The Office: Season Four

Bonus Features: Thursday Sucks Edition
Thursday, August 28 by

Most of us have a big three-day weekend coming up, which makes this week all that much harder to sit through. But, rather than buckling down and getting your work done, why not poke around the internet and watch free episodes of The OC? See, that's much better.

11 Craziest Ann Coulter Moments
Thursday, August 28 by

I’ve been missing Ann Coulter's horsey face lately. When she’s quiet, it's like I forget how important it is to hate your fellow human beings. Here are a few of her craziest moments, in hopes we can inspire her to flap that lip again sometime soon.

Bonus Features: What To Watch This Weekend
Thursday, August 28 by

Between Vin Diesel movies and Animal Planet shows about a dude who gets eaten by a bear, this could be a decent weekend.

Contest: Fill the Bubble With Funny and Win
Thursday, August 28 by

This is the first contest here on and it's making me feel all special and wet on the inside. You can share in that feeling and maybe win yourself a copy of Kenny Vs. Spenny: Volume 1 Uncensored on DVD.

Jason Segel To Write Muppet Movie
Thursday, August 28 by

It was recently announced that Jason Segel will be writing the new Muppet movie. This is a man who has been involved in other children’s’ films, such as Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 

Pics Of Jessica Biel In Movie About Something
Thursday, August 28 by

Ok everyone, here are some picture of Jessica Biel from a new Movie called Easy Virtue, which is a heartwarming tale about blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Bonus Features: Weekly Hump Dump
Wednesday, August 27 by

I did this post yesterday about getting Sean Connery a birthday present. It was before this came to my attention. Now I'm adding Pimp Stick to the list. From Filmdrunk.

11 Craziest Moments of Sexy Ann Coulter
Wednesday, August 27 by
Ten Gift Ideas For Sir Sean Connery’s Birthday
Tuesday, August 26 by

It’s not easy getting a gift for the best Scottish actor that has ever lived. But we put our heads together and came up with some seriously good ideas. Here they are, in ascending order. 10. Personalized Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones

Amazon Gives New “Release” DVDs a Whole New Meaning
Tuesday, August 26 by

When I was putting together this mornings DVDs that don't suck post, I saw something interesting on Amazon's new releases page. Right above the Elisha Cuthbert rom com, My Sassy Girl was a $40 DVD called "The Best of Penis Massage." Of course I clicked on it, forever ruining my Amazon recomendations for the sake of a laugh.

8 Movie Prisoners We Wouldn’t Mind Having as Cellmates
Tuesday, August 26 by

Jail is not a place I ever want to go. Sure, they probably wouldn't make me race for my life like they did in Death Race, but there would almost certainly be raping and that's not for me, thanks. But jail is different in the movies and these 8 guys might make pretty good cellmates. 8. Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin from The Last Castle

This Week’s DVDs that Don’t Suck: 8/26/2008
Tuesday, August 26 by

We're only one week away from an avalanche of good TV premieres, so I wouldn't go crazy buying DVDs this week unless you're in some kind of full-body cast. But there is some good stuff dropping. Here are the highlights.

Heroes: Season 2

Junky Love with Jordana Brewster
Monday, August 25 by

Man, she’s so pretty it kind of hurts. And not only that, she went to Yale. And she’s in the new Fast and Furious movie, which I have to wait until 2009 to see. Did I mention how pretty she is? Man.

Sex, Drugs, and Guns: The Best Docs About The Black Market
Monday, August 25 by

Weed, porn and illegal labor alone account for more than 10% of the American economy. Add weapons manufacturing, prostitution, and other assorted drugs into the mix and you’re looking at a significant portion of every dollar spent. The “shadow economy” is very well hidden. Luckily we have films to give us an insider’s view.