What can we do to make this happen?
Ahh, mammaries. MEMORIES! WE MEANT MEMORIES!!
I hope they give young Han a meth addiction. That would be so gritty!
If you or someone you know has been jingled, alert the authorities.
He doesn’t say yes, but he doesn’t say no.
All ya need is some tinted glasses and some really long hair. The rest sorts itself out.
Not goodbye. “See you later.” *breaks down sobbing*
A compelling show goes out on a questionable note. Is the Sons of Anarchy finale what you expected?
Racism, genocide, and more horrible human behavior depicted on film. These are the greatest feel-bad movies of all-time.
Because if anyone’s qualified to judge American art, it’s a bunch of non-Americans who pay money to attend a party.
You aren’t in trouble. We just…We just NEED those cars for the movie.
When it comes to the “Best Actress” category, the Oscars are often little more than a dolled up peep show. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
It’s only half as many films as ‘The Stand’, but twice as many as most other adaptations get.
Several dead main characters, a few tied-up story lines and even more prison rape and shots of Jax’s bare ass.
The Aaliyah movie was a flaming turdfest. But it gets worse.
As part of Break’s Prank It Forward series, we traveled to Texas to meet our biggest fan…and deliver a mind-blowing Marvel surprise.
I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.
Could a Shyamalanaissance be on the horizon?
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How did you get to be like that, Mr. Potato Head?
Crank up your surround sound and prepare for goosebumps.
Raise your hand if you require more Aunt May backstory.
The results were real and they were spectacular.
I don’t think it’s about Baskin Robbins.
An announcement as awkward as the show.
Ugh. The show draaags and draaaaaags on. We’re pretty frustrated with the final season so far.
(to couch) “Hello, old friend.”
I know, I know. It’s only for five years. We’re still woefully ignorant of what our children’s children will watch, Marvel-wise.
It’s what he was born to do.
In related news, one guy accidentally stumbled into a casting call for ‘Bad Judge’, but only in search of a restroom.