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YOU EVER LINK A MUTANT?
Tuesday, April 7 by

Your Childhood Is Being Raped By Hollywood (FilmDrunk)Star Wars Meets Snatch (Manofest)The 5 Most Intentionally Unintentional Homoerotic Films (Pajiba)Brandi Pierce's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Another Awesomely Violent Video Game (IAmBored)5 Safety Laws That DONT Work (Cracked)Resident Evil 5 Versus Mode (DreadCentral)The Best WWF Vignettes (Holytaco)Cheerleader Does Test Shoot For Playboy (BustedCoverage)A Girl Named Bella (Uncoached)The Onion's Very Own FPS (Unreality)McG Fails To Get Terminator An R-Rating (ThePlaylist)

I CALL THIS “RETRIBUTION ON MELMAC”
Monday, April 6 by

Cool Stuff: Idiot Box Art Show (SlashFilm)Wrestling Ruins Everything (FilmDrunk)Adriana Lima Is One Hot Female (Manofest)Low Budget Sci Fi News Update (Pajiba)Bellas Hot Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Trim The Bush Razor Ad (IAmBored)If Bono Was A Superhero (Cracked)Fast & The Furious Takes 1rst In B.O. (Filmofilia)The Zombie Apocalypse Is Coming! (DreadCentral)The 9 Worst Roommates You'll Ever Have (HolyTaco)Mini Anden Is Lusty (BustedCoverage)Estella Warren Hot Gallery (Uncoached)Well Mannered Alien vs. Predator (Unreality)Schumacher Hires 50 Cent (ThePlaylist)The iPod listening Device (TomOatmeal)Crazy Bank Shootout (NothingToxic)THe 5 Hottest Women Named April (Chickipedia)

FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS
Friday, April 3 by

Wish Dragonball Z Movie Luck…Jesus Christ (FilmDrunk)Weird Looking Redheads (Manofest)The Dumbest Movie Adaptation Ideas (Pajiba)April Gutierrez Spanking (GorillaMask)Michael Bay Directs Cereal Eating (IAmBored)CGI Boob Secrets (Cracked)Bruno Redband Trailer (Filmofilia)Skeleton Crew Live (DreadCentral)Not Today, Mother (Holytaco)Hot Arkansas Cheerleaders (BustedCoverage)Filia De Castro Gallery (Uncoached)Vintage Dharma Initiative Ads (UnrealityMag)Wolverine Director Pissed About Fan Site (ThePlaylist)Remember Hungry Hungry Hippos? (TomOatmeal)Electrician Trainee Falls Down Pole (NothingToxic)

JESSICA BIEL IS A METHOD STRIPPER… AND OTHER NEWS
Friday, April 3 by

Marisa Tomei took her stripper role pretty seriously in The Wrestler and ended up with a bunch of award nominations.  Unfortunately for Jessica Biel, who usually makes good decisions, her turn around the silver pole is going to start and finish on DVD.  Powder Blue, the new film from Timothy Linh Bui (who last directed Green Dragon with Patrick Swayze and Forrest Whitaker… eight years ago) is coming out soon, and "Access Hollywood" is trying their best to spin it as high art. But it comes off pretty clumsily, like that time a stripper in Vancouver accidentally kicked me in the face as I happened to be passing the stage during her big finish.  There's nothing worse than ending a choreographed seduction with an apology.  Hopefully no one will be apologizing for Powder Blue.  [Courtesy of The Playlist] Here's the rest of the news.  You can see the Powder Blue Trailer after the jump! Twilight gets puppetized for your protection (Dread Central) Description of Bruno and GI Joe scenes from ShoWest (AICN) The Boston 3-D Glasses Party is Nigh! (The Big Picture) Chris Pine doesn't know what all the fuss about Green Lantern is  (MTV) National Geographic film goes inside Guantanamo (Reuters)

HOW’D THESE GET LINKED?!?!
Thursday, April 2 by

Wicker Man Fifth Symphony (FilmDrunk)10 Hottest Girls Named April (Manofest)Idris Elba's Newest Project (Pajiba)Monica RK's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Katy Perry's Ukranian Band Covers (IAmBored)The 5 Most Ridiculous O'Reilly Moments (Cracked)Inglourious Basterds Premiere at Cannes (Filmofilia)Eve Creator Interview (DreadCentral)6 Types Of Sex Chats (Holytaco)Luisana & The Twins (BustedCoverage)Amazing Kanye West Infomercial (Uncoached)Chris Nolan's Inception (Unreality)Tim Robbin's & Iron Man 2 (ThePlaylist)

TED NUGENT WILL HUNT PEOPLE FOR BASIC CABLE MONEY… AND OTHER NEWS
Thursday, April 2 by

According to Variety: "CMT has ordered eight episodes of "Runnin' Wild …From Ted Nugent," a reality-competition series that will feature the right-wing rock star and hunting advocate teaching contestants how to survive in the wild, then chasing after them along with his 18-year-old son, Rocco." My hope above all hopes is that Nugent's 18-year-old son, Rocco will be played by Gary Busey in short pants, and that the first victim will be Ice-T dressed a little something like the Predator.  Here's a small taste of what I'm talking about.  Just pretend Rutger Hauer is Nugent: Other news after the jump…

ZACK SNYDER’S APRIL LINK DUMP FOR FOOLS
Wednesday, April 1 by

Snyder To Direct Next Star Wars Project? (Filmofilia)Awesome Bad Movie: Biohazard (FilmDrunk)Love N' Licks Are Terrifying (Manofest)Watch Wolverine Free Of Charge If You're a Douchebag (Pajiba)Debra A Is for Ass (GorillaMask)Chewbacca On Guitar? (IAmBored)Dangerous Child Prodigies (Cracked)More On Clash Of The Titans (DreadCentral)Pornography: A Timeline (Holytaco)Maria Swan's Rack (BustedCoverage)Denise Milani Goes Topless! (Uncoached)Legend Of Zelda Movie Trailer: April Fools? (Unreality)Ring Ring Phone Call! (TomOatmeal)How NOT To Transport An Air Conditioner (NothingToxic)The Hottest Women In The World (Chickipedia)

CELEBRITY TWEETS STRIP MAGIC FROM MOVIES & TV
Wednesday, April 1 by

The Hollywood reporter posted an article about Twitter going Hollywood, with stars and behind-the-scenes talent starting to constantly update their Twitter accounts, giving us movie fans unprecedented access into the inner workings of filmmaking – no matter how mundane the details.  Ashton Kutcher was reported to have tweeted about the pitfalls of his stunt double showing up to set with a shaved chest.  Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau posted the following last month: "Directing is about waking up every night at 4 a.m., exhausted, and not being able to fall back asleep because your brain is screaming at you."  Directing sounds a lot like editing a blog.  The brain part sounds a lot like my self-loathing, which, incidentally looks a lot like Danny Devito, for whatever reason.  But I would argue all this tweeting strips away the artifice that makes movies fun in the first place. 

GUESS WHICH APRIL FOOLS NEWS IS FAKE. OR NOT.
Wednesday, April 1 by

April Fool's Day is a boon for movie sites, since we thrive so much on rumors anyway.  To me, a great April Fool's joke is one where no one gets hurt, and you don't have to say "April Fools!" at any point in the execution, because it's obvious by the end of it.  Sort of like the entire run of Saved By the Bell: The College Years, which was so good, it debuted in September or something (don't quote me on that).  Nonetheless, movie sites try their darnedest to find a great setup for a rug pull.  Here are a couple noble efforts, followed by some real news, done by real, hard hitting journalists who ask the tough questions rather than just make up answers willy-nilly.  You know who I'm talking about, Variety.  Iron Man 2 Title Worse Than Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark (Cinematical) Matrix Series Gets Fourth Film (/Film)Okay enough of the fakery… everything else is REAL. Del Toro's Mimic Gets Special Edition DVD (Twitch)Myspace launches first game show with "BFF" (Variety)60 Robots in Transformers 2 (AICN)Will Arnett & Michael Shannon join cast of Jonah Hex (ComingSoon)Kevin Spacey is the Father of Invention (Empire)

YOU COULD CHOKE AN EWOK WITH THESE LINKS
Tuesday, March 31 by

 101 Hot Slave Princess Leia Photos (Manofest) You will respect Miley Cyrus as an actress, dammit (Pajiba)Exotic Cars At Redmond Town Center (CarDomain)Diora Baird Is A Hot Slave Girl (FilmDrunk)Sindi Bertheron's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Man Drunk Drives On Barstool (IAmBored)7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost To Retarded Heroes (Cracked)New Terminator: Salvation Pics! (Filmofilia)Eve Is Such A Tease (DreadCentral)The Worst Homemade Star Wars Costumes (Holytaco)Playboy Decorates For Virginia Girls (BustedCoverage)Sexy Natalia Solloum Gallery (Uncoached)If Pac-Man Obeyed The Laws Of Physics (Unreality)Groundhog Day – A Musical? (ThePlaylist)

STAR TREK SEQUEL HITS WARP SPEED… AND OTHER NEWS
Tuesday, March 31 by

Kurtzman, Orci & Lindelof signed onto Trek Sequel (AICN)Apatow Slasher Gets Name (CHUD)Miramax Gets Into Sperm Donations (Variety)Paul Bettany will be a Priest (ComingSoon)Marvel Superheroes What the @%&? Series Takes Flight (MTV)

R.I.P. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER’S “LORNE”
Monday, March 30 by

Actor Andy Hallett passes (IGN)ABC's "Ugly Yeti" (Take180) The World's Oldest Stoner (FilmDrunk)Brooke Burke has still got it (Manofest)Wolverine vs. The Comedian (Pajiba)Spank Bank: Natasha Q (Gorilla Mask)Baby Owl Tries To Swallow Rat (I Am Bored)Strangest Sex Objects (Cracked)Scorsese's Shutter Island Teaser (Filmofilia) XXXombies hits the Big Screen? (Dread Central)Win a Date With Tyler (Holy Taco)Nightcapper: Jon Daly needs a Hooters Waitress (Busted Coverage)When Children's Drawings go wrong (Uncoached)The Final Countdoooooown!  (UnrealityMag)Terry Gilliam's Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus update! (The Playlist)Foot Cobbler (Tom Oatmeal)City of God Ain't Got Sh*t on this (Nothing Toxic)Babes of the Ages!  (Chickipedia)

GEMMA ARTERTON IS A DEMI-GODDESS… AND OTHER NEWS
Monday, March 30 by

 Empire Magazine recently revealed that Bond girl Gemma Arterton will be starring as the demi-goddess Io in Louis Leterrier's remake of Clash of the Titans.  According to Arterton in a follow-up interview, “The script is very different [from the Harry Hamlin original]. Obviously the story is the story, but it’s much more about Perseus’ mission, and how he deals with being the son of Zeus, and things like that, so it feels a little more about him, and about the issues around that.”  Hrmm.  I just want to see more pics of Gemma.  That's why I posted some after the jump.  In the meantime, here's some more morning news!Monsters vs. Aliens demolishes some box office competition, then abducts and anally probes the rest (CINEMATICAL)Bruno Slammed with NC-17 Rating (THE PLAYLIST)Creepy pic from Halloween 2 surfaces… (DREAD CENTRAL)Fox sets summer TV slate.  Yay.  More dancing… (VARIETY)Extended Star Trek TV spot airs (LATINO REVIEW)GI Joe and Terminator Salvation Video Game Footage unveiled (/FILM)New Sherlock Holmes Poster Will Smoke You (PAJIBA)

FEAR AND LINKING
Friday, March 27 by

Johnny Depp In 'Rum Diary' (FilmDrunk)Razor Ramon Is The Man (Manofest)Nicholas Cage In Most Hilarious Role Ever (Pajiba)Riley Marx Is Spankin Hot (GorillaMask)Mega Man Demo (IAmBored)Fred Savage Calls Winnie Cooper (Cracked)Angels & Demons TV Spot (Filmofilia)Zombies Of Mass Destruction (DreadCentral)Douche Bag Tournament Round 16 (Holytaco)Hot Girls Of Pac 10 (BustedCoverage)Nicky Whelan Leads Todays Hottness (Uncoached)Mass Effect 2 Trailer (Unreality)Mike Judges 'Extract' Set For September Release (ThePlayList)Captain Planet Is Weird (TomOatmeal)Retarded Highschool Kid Knocked Out (nothingtoxic)Girls With Dangerous Curves (Chickipedia)

NICHOLAS CAGE, SORCERER… AND OTHER NEWS
Friday, March 27 by

(click photo above to enlarge)More photos of Nic Cage in Sorcerer's Apprentice (JustJared)Nic Cage Talks Batman 3 Villains (MTV'S SPLASHPAGE)Watch the first five minutes of the Mutant Chronicles (hulu)Marvel is hiring writers (Variety)Bret Ratner becomes book publisher (LA Times)Gervais's Insurance Company Comedy Gaining Heat (The Playlist)Simon Pegg joins cast of Ice Age 3 (Empire)

THURSDAY NIGHT LINK-DOWN!
Thursday, March 26 by

10 Greatest WWF Promos Of All Time (Manofest)Awesome Robot Sword Fight (FilmDrunk)Ang Lee/Dimitri Martin Comedy? (Pajiba)Nikki Gray Spank Bank (GorillaMask)One Legged Wrestler (IAmBored)9 Awesome Places To Have Sex With Horrible Consequences (Cracked)

11 MORE GREAT VOMIT SCENES ON FILM
Thursday, March 26 by

Not too long ago, Screen Junkies posted what we thought were “The 9 Best Vomit Scenes on Film.”  Readers were able to keep their lunches down enough to post in the comments section, and suggested some fantastic films that they thought belonged on that list.  So, because we love our readers so very much – especially those who contribute their thoughts to the site – we decided to put together an all-user generated list of puke scenes.  It just goes to show what we can all achieve when we collaborate.  This is why, when the internet was invented, the scientists high-fived each other a little extra harder than normal. Screen Junkies presents… The Vomit List: Barf 2.  Editor's Note: These are in no particular order, except that we saved the best for last. SUPER TROOPERS

JESUS RETURNS TO KICK ASS WITH MILLAR AND VAUGHN
Thursday, March 26 by

After working with him on Kick-Ass, director Matthew Vaughn is looking to reteam with real-life comic book hero Mark Millar for another comic book adaptation.  So says the Hollywood Reporter.  That next project would be Millar's "American Jesus" comic book, which centers on the return of Christ to the modern world, where he squares off in the ultimate smackdown with the Antichrist, in order to save humanity. Millar's book was originally a 2006 three-issue miniseries called "Chosen." When Millar decided to continue the story as a trilogy of miniseries, the series became known as "American Jesus." The second issue is subtitled "The Resurrection" and will be coming out later this year.Here's the rest of the morning's good news:Universal and Imagine Get Lovecrafty (Empire)Jon Favreau gives tour of his house, shows off his toys (/Film)Russell Brand Gets to the Greek with Blunt in Hand (Moviehole) International Star Trek Posters have beamed up! (LatinoReview)Noot Seear has been cast as Heidi in New Moon (E! Online)

THE ARE NOT THE LINKS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. (YES THEY ARE)
Wednesday, March 25 by

These ARE The Droids You're Looking For (IAmBored)Miyazaki's Latest Gets US release (Film Drunk)Natalie Portman Is Super Mega Hot (Manofest)Debra A's Ass (GorillaMask)The Empires Official Defense Strategy (Cracked)Proyas Contemplates 'The Crow' Remake (DreadCentral)Inner Monologues Of Fantasy Football Members (Holytaco)Jessica Stroup Is Hot But Needs A Burger (BustedCoverage)Hot Terry Richardson Gallery (Uncoached)Sexy Megan Fox Magazine Shoot (Unreality)Nicholas Cage And Herzog's 'Bad Lieutenant' Remake (ThePlaylist)I Hate My Dog Eric (TomOatmeal)

RIDLEY SCOTT’S ROBIN HOOD STARTS SLINGING ARROWS
Wednesday, March 25 by

Universal Pictures has announced that Ridley Scott's Robin Hood project – once of many names, now dubbed… Robin Hood – has finalized its supporting cast, and has started shooting in foggy London town.  "Joining Crowe and Blanchett for the film are Oscar® winner Vanessa Redgrave (Julia, Atonement) as John and Richard’s mother, Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine; Mark Strong (Body of Lies, Stardust) as King John’s vicious henchman, Sir Godfrey; Oscar Isaac (Che, Body of Lies) as King John; and Léa Seydoux (13 French Street, upcoming Inglourious Basterds) as the woman who will become queen, French Princess Isabella. Playing key members of Robin’s band of men are Scott Grimes (television’s ER, American Dad) as Welshman Will Scarlet; Kevin Durand (upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine, 3:10 to Yuma) as Robin’s right-hand, Scotsman Little John; and newcomer Alan Doyle as their troubadour, Irishman Allan Adayle."Read the full press release after the jump.  In the meantime, here's some of the morning's headlines:The Truth Behind the REAL Haunting in Connecticut (Dread Central) Tom Hanks brings action figure to life in "Major Matt Mason" (Variety) Dennis Quaid will play Bill Clinton alongside Julianne Moore's Hillary and Michael Sheen's Tony Blair in HBO Flick (/Film) Alex Proyas called possibility of Crow remake "ridiculous" (IGN)

YOU’LL FLIP FOR THESE LINKS!
Tuesday, March 24 by

 Watch Crank 2's Trailer Destroy A Webpage (Break)99 Movies That Will Kill You (Pajiba)Mumblecore Movie-making Gets Its Due (Film Drunk)The Real Operation Dumbo Drop (I-Am-Bored)Man to Fight Boxing Helena-Style (Cage Potato)Build-A-Bear and while you're at it, give it an HJ (Manofest)Boilermaker Lady With Ass Tat (Busted Coverage)Jessica Alba leads the PM Portfolio… (Uncoached)New Madden to look like priceless Da Vinci (Unreality Mag)Carissa Cain is more than able (Gorilla Mask)7 Terrifying Creatures You Will Never See Coming (Cracked)Tom Hanks looks lost in new Angels & Demons Poster (Filmofilia)

ASTRO BOY TEASER (AND UM, SOME NEWS, I GUESS)
Tuesday, March 24 by

Slow news morning, it seems, so we'll supplement this post with a some Astro Boy teaser action.  Check it out after the jump.  In the meantime, here's your paltry news spread: Cameron Diaz to dance in underwear for umpteenth time in Swingles (Empire) Spock to Voice Transformers baddie "The Fallen?" (/Film) Riddick might return as early as 2010 (Dread Central) Summit finds Wolf Pack for New Moon (LatinoReview) Zac Effron reazlies he cannot fill Kevin Bacon's dancing shoes (USA Today)

SILENCE OF THE LINKS – NSFW!!!
Monday, March 23 by

Diablo Cody has a Fempire (Film Drunk) Invisible Bikes are the New Celeb Accessory (Holy Taco) 12 Video Game Characters With Undiagnosed Mental Disorders (Cracked) Spank Bank: Jewel Santini (Gorilla Mask) Original Screen Junky Judy Garland Gets Biopic (Pajiba) Lars Von Trier Serves Up Man Von Ass (The Playlist) Worst Three-quels EVER (IGN) Marvel at the SUPER CHAMELEON! (I-Am-Bored)

WHERE THE WILD THINGS POSE
Monday, March 23 by

Today's issue of USA Today includes some brand spanking new (and a couple familiar, but tweaked) photos from Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are.  No answer as to whether or not Denise Richards and Neve Campbell will be making out in this version of Wild Things, but the photos are nothing short of friggin' gorgeous.  You can count me in for this one, no question.  See the rest of the photos – and the rest of the news – after the jump…

FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS
Friday, March 20 by

Tom Sizemore was awesome in Paparazzi, but he's even better now. (Film Drunk)Bank Robbers Make It Rain (I-Am-Bored)Steven Seagal Movie Title Flowchart (Cracked)5 Best Signature Horror Movie Weapons (Pajiba)What Facebook will look like in a few years (Holy Taco)Bruce Lee, This Guy Ain't (Gorilla Mask)Cruce Campbell Double Feature on Anchor Bay (Dread Central)MMA's Greatest Upsets (Cage Potato)Kenny Powers Training Video (Gorilla Mask)Transporter 3 DVD Review = Explosive (Filmofila)Ratner Wants to Be on the Comic Book Movie A-List (ScreenRant)Poster for Chan Wook Park's Thirst banned (Variety)Cool Piece called Newspapers & Thinking the Unthinkable (Shirky)

MORNING NEWS IN 3-D
Friday, March 20 by

In a Time.com article on the future of 3-D filmmaking, Josh Quittner – lucky sum'bitch that he is – got to check out some footage of James Cameron's Avatar, due in December.  According to Quittner, "[Avatar] could be the thing that forces theaters to convert to digital."   WETA's VFX is creating an entire world from digital scratch, and Quittner apparently had trouble separating pixels from reality.  Cameron theorized that 3-D viewing "is so close to a real experience that it actually triggers memory creation in a way that 2-D viewing doesn't."  Spielberg predicts it will be the biggest 3-D live-action film ever.  I think that's like saying Louisville has a chance of beating Morehead State in the NCAA Tourney today.Here now, the rest of the news…Tara Reid Starring in The Fields (Dread Central) Little Fockers Likely Gets Smart Director (Variety) New Terminator: Salvation Poster (/Film) Sorority Row Trailer Goes Up (Pajiba)Hanks-produced Agent ZigZag Finds a Writer (Variety)

CHRIS PINE LINKS UP WITH LANTERN FLICK? HAHA GET IT? LINKS…
Thursday, March 19 by

Could Pine do the double as Kirk and GREEN LANTERN? (/film)Dee Ferrari is Not Michael Bay's Car.  She's way better looking. (Gorilla Mask)What's French, Black and Exploitation-y?  (Film Drunk)7 Badass Cartoon Villains That Lost to Idiots (Cracked)Johnny Depp steps into the DARK SHADOWS (Dread Central)Holy Taco pays tribute to Beach Bunnies (Holy Taco)If the Wachowskis Shot A Matador Film (I-Am-Bored)Taking of Pelham 123 Photos Debut (IGN)Who'll be Batman's next lady friend? (Film.com)Gerard Butler Tries to Feign Affection for Heigl in Poster (Filmofilia)South Park spoofs Watchmen, Dark Knight (Screen Rant)

COMMANDO IS THE BEST FILM EVER, PT. 2
Thursday, March 19 by

By Mark L. Lester, D.G.A.

MUPPET NEWS ROUNDUP
Thursday, March 19 by

A spy for Ain't It Cool News got his hands on a script for the new Muppet Movie titled – no kidding -  "The Greatest Muppet Movie of All Time!!!" It was written by I Love You Man's Jason Segel and Nick Stoller (Get Him to the Greek, Forgetting Sarah Marshall). The movie revolves around The Muppets reuniting after a huge falling out to save The Muppet Studios in Hollywood. They have to put on a show in the Muppet Theatre and get 10 million viewers to save the Studios from an evil Texas oil tycoon.  This sounds like Wild Hogs, Space Cowboys or Old Dogs for the Henson set, but I'm there. The rest of the morning news:RIP Natasha Richardson (CNN.com)They Came From the Drive-In! (ShockTilYouDrop)Justin Long is Going the Distance (Variety)Has The Daily Show's Jon Stewart Lost It? (Pajiba)Zucker's plans for Hulu coming to fruition Mwahahaha (DHD)New Footage of G.I. Joe Screened (Dark Horizons)

LINKS OF THE GREATEST GRAVITAS
Wednesday, March 18 by

Bitchy Rants About Inside the Actor's Studio (Pajiba) 20 Movies that Got Away With Gaping Plot Holes (Cracked)Spike Lee & Kobe Do Work (Film Drunk)You're a Pretentious @$$hole.  (Pajiba)Affliction counters ratings blow dealt by UFC 100.  (Cage Potato)Get Ready For March Madness, Douchebag!  (Holy Taco)Sora Aoi Sounds Like a Star Trek Alien, but Looks Like a Hot Asian (Gorilla Mask)Artwork from Roland Emmerich's 2012 (I-Am-Bored)Shia!  He's on Fi-ah!  That rhymes, and so will the lyrics in LaBeouf's music video (The Playlist)Alexandre Aja's Piranha 3-D cuts teeth in Arizona (Dread Central)