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WOODAY OF THE DEAD MORNING NEWS
Monday, April 13 by

CNN reports that actor and hemp spokesman Woody Harrelson recently attacked a member of the paparazzi. Harrelson, star of the upcoming film Zombieland, had this to say about the incident:"…Still very much in character, I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," Our advice to Woody when it comes to dealing with the paparazzi (zombie or not), aim for the head. Kill the brain and you kill the ghoul. More morning news…Eliza Dushku, Chelsea Handler and Padma Lakshmi are totally naked. (Allure) Real Michael Bay joins Twitter;  Internet explodes shortly thereafter. (/film)Megan Fox's body. (Dread Central)Spike announce Pirate Hunters show. Think COPS on the high seas. (Variety) Seth Rogen wants to climb back aboard Pineapple Express. (MTV)Break the lock on Scott Pilgrim's diary. (AICN)Get to know the mutants of Wolverine. If you haven't already. (Coming Soon)

FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS
Friday, April 10 by

Arnold Is A Bear Fighting Champion (FilmDrunk)An actual Observe & Report Review (Pajiba)The Funniest CNN Bloopers Of All Time (Manofest)Natalie Noelle's Spanking Hot (GorillaMask)Hilarious Onion Spot On Porn (IAmBored)6 Tiny Nations That Know How To Kick Ass (Cracked)No Plans For Spider Man 5, Apparently (Filmofilia)A Weird Video For You To Watch (DreadCentral)If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest (Holytaco)Nick Diaz's Pot Smoking Binge (CagePotato)Hot Sophie Monk Needs A Blogger (BustedCoverage)Virginia Tech Hottie (Uncoached)Bioshock 2 Gameplay Footage (Unreality)Cillian Murphy's Newest Venture (ThePlayList)Book Of Short Medieval Stories (TomOatmeal)Another Awesome Cat Fight (NothingToxic)

TRON 2 WILL BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE MOVIE EVER MADE
Thursday, April 9 by

TRON 2 or TR2N could be relabed TR$N after the budget is soaring upwards of $300 million.  (FilmDrunk)50 Greatest Boob products of all time (Manofest)New Public Enemies Trailer (Pajiba)10 Humorous Left 4 Dead Vids (Unreality)Manda Rae Is Nauuughtty (GorillaMask)PETA's Side Of The 'Pet Shop Boys' (IAmBored)5 New Ways To Mock Everything (Cracked)Brand New Anaconda 4 Trailer (DreadCentral)The 10 Most Amazing Monologues In War Movies (Unreality)VT Cheerleader Controversy (BustedCoverage)How To Deal With Shitting Your Pants (Holytaco)Hotties In The Wild! (Uncoached)Jim Jarmusch Talks Cinema (ThePlayList)

The Return Of Haim Morning News
Thursday, April 9 by

Corey Haim apparently has a role in Crank: High Voltage. In the flick Haim sports a long, blonde mullet and tribal tattoos. He essentially looks like a sketchier Dog the Bounty Hunter. In other words, considering this is Corey Haim we're talking about here, he looks good. It is reported that Haim (who once tried to sell his teeth on eBay) was disappointed to learn he would not be paid in actual crank. (Cinema Blend)   In other mullet news, Eastbound and Down will return for a second season. (TV Week) How's Your News? will not sadly. (HYN Facebook) Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes cast in Clash of the Titans; not the same guy after all. (/film) Saddam Hussein forced to view South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut while imprisoned. No word on whether he was shown Hot Shots! or not. (Telegraph UK) John Favreau spells like a jurk. (NY Mag) Premiere has a list of 77 DVDs worth rebuying on Blu-Ray; Shark Attack 3: Megalodon snubbed again.  (Premiere)  

RIDLEY SCOTT’S GRATUITOUSLY SUPER SLOW-MO LINK TIME
Wednesday, April 8 by

7 Ads That Take Themselves Way Too Seriously (Cracked)Weinsteins Lose Rights to Sin City 2 (FilmDrunk)Bill Bob Thornton Interview Goes Terrifying (Pajiba)The Hottest Celebrity Sisters (Manofest)Lauren McCleod-Smith Spank Bank (GorillaMask)The Atomic Wedgie (IAmBored)New Star Trek Clips (Filmofilia)Fatal Fram 4 Stays Out Of U.S. (DreadCentral)God Top Gun Deliverance (Holytaco)Cecelia Bonnelli Is Hot (BustedCoverage)Alexis Lopez's Hot Portfolio (Uncoached)Frankenhood Looks Awesome (Unreality)Where The Wild Things Are Soundtrack (ThePlaylist)In Search Of A Soulmate (TomOatmeal)2 Chicks Fight With Brutal Upper Cuts (NothingToxic)

ECONOMICALLY DOWNTURNED MORNING NEWS
Wednesday, April 8 by

Citing the turbulent economy, The Huffington Post reports that Nicolas Cage has been forced to sell one of his two castles.Hold the phone… Crazy-ass Nicolas Cage owns castles? Man, that's like super-LARPing! In my mind's eye he runs around the halls of that place pretending to be Count Chocula. And there's no force on Earth that can convince me otherwise. Hey look, more morning news!Captain Kirk is horny. (MTV)Eminem is Spock. (io9)Optimal Prime is an asshole. (Holy Taco)The Two Garys join Iron Man 2. (/film) Michael Myers is letting his pores breathe. (Dread Central) Tracy Morgan is profiting off psychosis. (TV Squad)Gore Verbinski is over pirates. (Latino Review) Kal Penn is boring. (Reuters) 

NIC CAGE FEVAAAAAAAH!
Tuesday, April 7 by

Over the years, The Land of the Rising Sun has turned to Nic Cage to help promote Pachinko machines, and the result could not be more disturbing. He plays piano, seriously freaks out upon seeing blonde triplets, and even head butts an alien robot thing. The only thing he doesn't do is don a bear mascot suit and punch a woman in the face. I suppose we’re all pretty used to Nic Cage screaming nonsense by now, but it’s comforting to know he’ll always try to surprise us. You may say he does these things for the money. I say he does them because he’s already won his Oscar, and he can. Check out the clips after the jump.

YOU EVER LINK A MUTANT?
Tuesday, April 7 by

Your Childhood Is Being Raped By Hollywood (FilmDrunk)Star Wars Meets Snatch (Manofest)The 5 Most Intentionally Unintentional Homoerotic Films (Pajiba)Brandi Pierce's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Another Awesomely Violent Video Game (IAmBored)5 Safety Laws That DONT Work (Cracked)Resident Evil 5 Versus Mode (DreadCentral)The Best WWF Vignettes (Holytaco)Cheerleader Does Test Shoot For Playboy (BustedCoverage)A Girl Named Bella (Uncoached)The Onion's Very Own FPS (Unreality)McG Fails To Get Terminator An R-Rating (ThePlaylist)

I CALL THIS “RETRIBUTION ON MELMAC”
Monday, April 6 by

Cool Stuff: Idiot Box Art Show (SlashFilm)Wrestling Ruins Everything (FilmDrunk)Adriana Lima Is One Hot Female (Manofest)Low Budget Sci Fi News Update (Pajiba)Bellas Hot Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Trim The Bush Razor Ad (IAmBored)If Bono Was A Superhero (Cracked)Fast & The Furious Takes 1rst In B.O. (Filmofilia)The Zombie Apocalypse Is Coming! (DreadCentral)The 9 Worst Roommates You'll Ever Have (HolyTaco)Mini Anden Is Lusty (BustedCoverage)Estella Warren Hot Gallery (Uncoached)Well Mannered Alien vs. Predator (Unreality)Schumacher Hires 50 Cent (ThePlaylist)The iPod listening Device (TomOatmeal)Crazy Bank Shootout (NothingToxic)THe 5 Hottest Women Named April (Chickipedia)

FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS
Friday, April 3 by

Wish Dragonball Z Movie Luck…Jesus Christ (FilmDrunk)Weird Looking Redheads (Manofest)The Dumbest Movie Adaptation Ideas (Pajiba)April Gutierrez Spanking (GorillaMask)Michael Bay Directs Cereal Eating (IAmBored)CGI Boob Secrets (Cracked)Bruno Redband Trailer (Filmofilia)Skeleton Crew Live (DreadCentral)Not Today, Mother (Holytaco)Hot Arkansas Cheerleaders (BustedCoverage)Filia De Castro Gallery (Uncoached)Vintage Dharma Initiative Ads (UnrealityMag)Wolverine Director Pissed About Fan Site (ThePlaylist)Remember Hungry Hungry Hippos? (TomOatmeal)Electrician Trainee Falls Down Pole (NothingToxic)

JESSICA BIEL IS A METHOD STRIPPER… AND OTHER NEWS
Friday, April 3 by

Marisa Tomei took her stripper role pretty seriously in The Wrestler and ended up with a bunch of award nominations.  Unfortunately for Jessica Biel, who usually makes good decisions, her turn around the silver pole is going to start and finish on DVD.  Powder Blue, the new film from Timothy Linh Bui (who last directed Green Dragon with Patrick Swayze and Forrest Whitaker… eight years ago) is coming out soon, and "Access Hollywood" is trying their best to spin it as high art. But it comes off pretty clumsily, like that time a stripper in Vancouver accidentally kicked me in the face as I happened to be passing the stage during her big finish.  There's nothing worse than ending a choreographed seduction with an apology.  Hopefully no one will be apologizing for Powder Blue.  [Courtesy of The Playlist] Here's the rest of the news.  You can see the Powder Blue Trailer after the jump! Twilight gets puppetized for your protection (Dread Central) Description of Bruno and GI Joe scenes from ShoWest (AICN) The Boston 3-D Glasses Party is Nigh! (The Big Picture) Chris Pine doesn't know what all the fuss about Green Lantern is  (MTV) National Geographic film goes inside Guantanamo (Reuters)

HOW’D THESE GET LINKED?!?!
Thursday, April 2 by

Wicker Man Fifth Symphony (FilmDrunk)10 Hottest Girls Named April (Manofest)Idris Elba's Newest Project (Pajiba)Monica RK's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Katy Perry's Ukranian Band Covers (IAmBored)The 5 Most Ridiculous O'Reilly Moments (Cracked)Inglourious Basterds Premiere at Cannes (Filmofilia)Eve Creator Interview (DreadCentral)6 Types Of Sex Chats (Holytaco)Luisana & The Twins (BustedCoverage)Amazing Kanye West Infomercial (Uncoached)Chris Nolan's Inception (Unreality)Tim Robbin's & Iron Man 2 (ThePlaylist)

TED NUGENT WILL HUNT PEOPLE FOR BASIC CABLE MONEY… AND OTHER NEWS
Thursday, April 2 by

According to Variety: "CMT has ordered eight episodes of "Runnin' Wild …From Ted Nugent," a reality-competition series that will feature the right-wing rock star and hunting advocate teaching contestants how to survive in the wild, then chasing after them along with his 18-year-old son, Rocco." My hope above all hopes is that Nugent's 18-year-old son, Rocco will be played by Gary Busey in short pants, and that the first victim will be Ice-T dressed a little something like the Predator.  Here's a small taste of what I'm talking about.  Just pretend Rutger Hauer is Nugent: Other news after the jump…

ZACK SNYDER’S APRIL LINK DUMP FOR FOOLS
Wednesday, April 1 by

Snyder To Direct Next Star Wars Project? (Filmofilia)Awesome Bad Movie: Biohazard (FilmDrunk)Love N' Licks Are Terrifying (Manofest)Watch Wolverine Free Of Charge If You're a Douchebag (Pajiba)Debra A Is for Ass (GorillaMask)Chewbacca On Guitar? (IAmBored)Dangerous Child Prodigies (Cracked)More On Clash Of The Titans (DreadCentral)Pornography: A Timeline (Holytaco)Maria Swan's Rack (BustedCoverage)Denise Milani Goes Topless! (Uncoached)Legend Of Zelda Movie Trailer: April Fools? (Unreality)Ring Ring Phone Call! (TomOatmeal)How NOT To Transport An Air Conditioner (NothingToxic)The Hottest Women In The World (Chickipedia)

CELEBRITY TWEETS STRIP MAGIC FROM MOVIES & TV
Wednesday, April 1 by

The Hollywood reporter posted an article about Twitter going Hollywood, with stars and behind-the-scenes talent starting to constantly update their Twitter accounts, giving us movie fans unprecedented access into the inner workings of filmmaking – no matter how mundane the details.  Ashton Kutcher was reported to have tweeted about the pitfalls of his stunt double showing up to set with a shaved chest.  Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau posted the following last month: "Directing is about waking up every night at 4 a.m., exhausted, and not being able to fall back asleep because your brain is screaming at you."  Directing sounds a lot like editing a blog.  The brain part sounds a lot like my self-loathing, which, incidentally looks a lot like Danny Devito, for whatever reason.  But I would argue all this tweeting strips away the artifice that makes movies fun in the first place. 

GUESS WHICH APRIL FOOLS NEWS IS FAKE. OR NOT.
Wednesday, April 1 by

April Fool's Day is a boon for movie sites, since we thrive so much on rumors anyway.  To me, a great April Fool's joke is one where no one gets hurt, and you don't have to say "April Fools!" at any point in the execution, because it's obvious by the end of it.  Sort of like the entire run of Saved By the Bell: The College Years, which was so good, it debuted in September or something (don't quote me on that).  Nonetheless, movie sites try their darnedest to find a great setup for a rug pull.  Here are a couple noble efforts, followed by some real news, done by real, hard hitting journalists who ask the tough questions rather than just make up answers willy-nilly.  You know who I'm talking about, Variety.  Iron Man 2 Title Worse Than Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark (Cinematical) Matrix Series Gets Fourth Film (/Film)Okay enough of the fakery… everything else is REAL. Del Toro's Mimic Gets Special Edition DVD (Twitch)Myspace launches first game show with "BFF" (Variety)60 Robots in Transformers 2 (AICN)Will Arnett & Michael Shannon join cast of Jonah Hex (ComingSoon)Kevin Spacey is the Father of Invention (Empire)

YOU COULD CHOKE AN EWOK WITH THESE LINKS
Tuesday, March 31 by

 101 Hot Slave Princess Leia Photos (Manofest) You will respect Miley Cyrus as an actress, dammit (Pajiba)Exotic Cars At Redmond Town Center (CarDomain)Diora Baird Is A Hot Slave Girl (FilmDrunk)Sindi Bertheron's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Man Drunk Drives On Barstool (IAmBored)7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost To Retarded Heroes (Cracked)New Terminator: Salvation Pics! (Filmofilia)Eve Is Such A Tease (DreadCentral)The Worst Homemade Star Wars Costumes (Holytaco)Playboy Decorates For Virginia Girls (BustedCoverage)Sexy Natalia Solloum Gallery (Uncoached)If Pac-Man Obeyed The Laws Of Physics (Unreality)Groundhog Day – A Musical? (ThePlaylist)

STAR TREK SEQUEL HITS WARP SPEED… AND OTHER NEWS
Tuesday, March 31 by

Kurtzman, Orci & Lindelof signed onto Trek Sequel (AICN)Apatow Slasher Gets Name (CHUD)Miramax Gets Into Sperm Donations (Variety)Paul Bettany will be a Priest (ComingSoon)Marvel Superheroes What the @%&? Series Takes Flight (MTV)

R.I.P. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER’S “LORNE”
Monday, March 30 by

Actor Andy Hallett passes (IGN)ABC's "Ugly Yeti" (Take180) The World's Oldest Stoner (FilmDrunk)Brooke Burke has still got it (Manofest)Wolverine vs. The Comedian (Pajiba)Spank Bank: Natasha Q (Gorilla Mask)Baby Owl Tries To Swallow Rat (I Am Bored)Strangest Sex Objects (Cracked)Scorsese's Shutter Island Teaser (Filmofilia) XXXombies hits the Big Screen? (Dread Central)Win a Date With Tyler (Holy Taco)Nightcapper: Jon Daly needs a Hooters Waitress (Busted Coverage)When Children's Drawings go wrong (Uncoached)The Final Countdoooooown!  (UnrealityMag)Terry Gilliam's Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus update! (The Playlist)Foot Cobbler (Tom Oatmeal)City of God Ain't Got Sh*t on this (Nothing Toxic)Babes of the Ages!  (Chickipedia)

GEMMA ARTERTON IS A DEMI-GODDESS… AND OTHER NEWS
Monday, March 30 by

 Empire Magazine recently revealed that Bond girl Gemma Arterton will be starring as the demi-goddess Io in Louis Leterrier's remake of Clash of the Titans.  According to Arterton in a follow-up interview, “The script is very different [from the Harry Hamlin original]. Obviously the story is the story, but it’s much more about Perseus’ mission, and how he deals with being the son of Zeus, and things like that, so it feels a little more about him, and about the issues around that.”  Hrmm.  I just want to see more pics of Gemma.  That's why I posted some after the jump.  In the meantime, here's some more morning news!Monsters vs. Aliens demolishes some box office competition, then abducts and anally probes the rest (CINEMATICAL)Bruno Slammed with NC-17 Rating (THE PLAYLIST)Creepy pic from Halloween 2 surfaces… (DREAD CENTRAL)Fox sets summer TV slate.  Yay.  More dancing… (VARIETY)Extended Star Trek TV spot airs (LATINO REVIEW)GI Joe and Terminator Salvation Video Game Footage unveiled (/FILM)New Sherlock Holmes Poster Will Smoke You (PAJIBA)

FEAR AND LINKING
Friday, March 27 by

Johnny Depp In 'Rum Diary' (FilmDrunk)Razor Ramon Is The Man (Manofest)Nicholas Cage In Most Hilarious Role Ever (Pajiba)Riley Marx Is Spankin Hot (GorillaMask)Mega Man Demo (IAmBored)Fred Savage Calls Winnie Cooper (Cracked)Angels & Demons TV Spot (Filmofilia)Zombies Of Mass Destruction (DreadCentral)Douche Bag Tournament Round 16 (Holytaco)Hot Girls Of Pac 10 (BustedCoverage)Nicky Whelan Leads Todays Hottness (Uncoached)Mass Effect 2 Trailer (Unreality)Mike Judges 'Extract' Set For September Release (ThePlayList)Captain Planet Is Weird (TomOatmeal)Retarded Highschool Kid Knocked Out (nothingtoxic)Girls With Dangerous Curves (Chickipedia)

NICHOLAS CAGE, SORCERER… AND OTHER NEWS
Friday, March 27 by

(click photo above to enlarge)More photos of Nic Cage in Sorcerer's Apprentice (JustJared)Nic Cage Talks Batman 3 Villains (MTV'S SPLASHPAGE)Watch the first five minutes of the Mutant Chronicles (hulu)Marvel is hiring writers (Variety)Bret Ratner becomes book publisher (LA Times)Gervais's Insurance Company Comedy Gaining Heat (The Playlist)Simon Pegg joins cast of Ice Age 3 (Empire)

THURSDAY NIGHT LINK-DOWN!
Thursday, March 26 by

10 Greatest WWF Promos Of All Time (Manofest)Awesome Robot Sword Fight (FilmDrunk)Ang Lee/Dimitri Martin Comedy? (Pajiba)Nikki Gray Spank Bank (GorillaMask)One Legged Wrestler (IAmBored)9 Awesome Places To Have Sex With Horrible Consequences (Cracked)

11 MORE GREAT VOMIT SCENES ON FILM
Thursday, March 26 by

Not too long ago, Screen Junkies posted what we thought were “The 9 Best Vomit Scenes on Film.”  Readers were able to keep their lunches down enough to post in the comments section, and suggested some fantastic films that they thought belonged on that list.  So, because we love our readers so very much – especially those who contribute their thoughts to the site – we decided to put together an all-user generated list of puke scenes.  It just goes to show what we can all achieve when we collaborate.  This is why, when the internet was invented, the scientists high-fived each other a little extra harder than normal. Screen Junkies presents… The Vomit List: Barf 2.  Editor's Note: These are in no particular order, except that we saved the best for last. SUPER TROOPERS

JESUS RETURNS TO KICK ASS WITH MILLAR AND VAUGHN
Thursday, March 26 by

After working with him on Kick-Ass, director Matthew Vaughn is looking to reteam with real-life comic book hero Mark Millar for another comic book adaptation.  So says the Hollywood Reporter.  That next project would be Millar's "American Jesus" comic book, which centers on the return of Christ to the modern world, where he squares off in the ultimate smackdown with the Antichrist, in order to save humanity. Millar's book was originally a 2006 three-issue miniseries called "Chosen." When Millar decided to continue the story as a trilogy of miniseries, the series became known as "American Jesus." The second issue is subtitled "The Resurrection" and will be coming out later this year.Here's the rest of the morning's good news:Universal and Imagine Get Lovecrafty (Empire)Jon Favreau gives tour of his house, shows off his toys (/Film)Russell Brand Gets to the Greek with Blunt in Hand (Moviehole) International Star Trek Posters have beamed up! (LatinoReview)Noot Seear has been cast as Heidi in New Moon (E! Online)

THE ARE NOT THE LINKS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. (YES THEY ARE)
Wednesday, March 25 by

These ARE The Droids You're Looking For (IAmBored)Miyazaki's Latest Gets US release (Film Drunk)Natalie Portman Is Super Mega Hot (Manofest)Debra A's Ass (GorillaMask)The Empires Official Defense Strategy (Cracked)Proyas Contemplates 'The Crow' Remake (DreadCentral)Inner Monologues Of Fantasy Football Members (Holytaco)Jessica Stroup Is Hot But Needs A Burger (BustedCoverage)Hot Terry Richardson Gallery (Uncoached)Sexy Megan Fox Magazine Shoot (Unreality)Nicholas Cage And Herzog's 'Bad Lieutenant' Remake (ThePlaylist)I Hate My Dog Eric (TomOatmeal)

RIDLEY SCOTT’S ROBIN HOOD STARTS SLINGING ARROWS
Wednesday, March 25 by

Universal Pictures has announced that Ridley Scott's Robin Hood project – once of many names, now dubbed… Robin Hood – has finalized its supporting cast, and has started shooting in foggy London town.  "Joining Crowe and Blanchett for the film are Oscar® winner Vanessa Redgrave (Julia, Atonement) as John and Richard’s mother, Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine; Mark Strong (Body of Lies, Stardust) as King John’s vicious henchman, Sir Godfrey; Oscar Isaac (Che, Body of Lies) as King John; and Léa Seydoux (13 French Street, upcoming Inglourious Basterds) as the woman who will become queen, French Princess Isabella. Playing key members of Robin’s band of men are Scott Grimes (television’s ER, American Dad) as Welshman Will Scarlet; Kevin Durand (upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine, 3:10 to Yuma) as Robin’s right-hand, Scotsman Little John; and newcomer Alan Doyle as their troubadour, Irishman Allan Adayle."Read the full press release after the jump.  In the meantime, here's some of the morning's headlines:The Truth Behind the REAL Haunting in Connecticut (Dread Central) Tom Hanks brings action figure to life in "Major Matt Mason" (Variety) Dennis Quaid will play Bill Clinton alongside Julianne Moore's Hillary and Michael Sheen's Tony Blair in HBO Flick (/Film) Alex Proyas called possibility of Crow remake "ridiculous" (IGN)

YOU’LL FLIP FOR THESE LINKS!
Tuesday, March 24 by

 Watch Crank 2's Trailer Destroy A Webpage (Break)99 Movies That Will Kill You (Pajiba)Mumblecore Movie-making Gets Its Due (Film Drunk)The Real Operation Dumbo Drop (I-Am-Bored)Man to Fight Boxing Helena-Style (Cage Potato)Build-A-Bear and while you're at it, give it an HJ (Manofest)Boilermaker Lady With Ass Tat (Busted Coverage)Jessica Alba leads the PM Portfolio… (Uncoached)New Madden to look like priceless Da Vinci (Unreality Mag)Carissa Cain is more than able (Gorilla Mask)7 Terrifying Creatures You Will Never See Coming (Cracked)Tom Hanks looks lost in new Angels & Demons Poster (Filmofilia)

ASTRO BOY TEASER (AND UM, SOME NEWS, I GUESS)
Tuesday, March 24 by

Slow news morning, it seems, so we'll supplement this post with a some Astro Boy teaser action.  Check it out after the jump.  In the meantime, here's your paltry news spread: Cameron Diaz to dance in underwear for umpteenth time in Swingles (Empire) Spock to Voice Transformers baddie "The Fallen?" (/Film) Riddick might return as early as 2010 (Dread Central) Summit finds Wolf Pack for New Moon (LatinoReview) Zac Effron reazlies he cannot fill Kevin Bacon's dancing shoes (USA Today)

SILENCE OF THE LINKS – NSFW!!!
Monday, March 23 by

Diablo Cody has a Fempire (Film Drunk) Invisible Bikes are the New Celeb Accessory (Holy Taco) 12 Video Game Characters With Undiagnosed Mental Disorders (Cracked) Spank Bank: Jewel Santini (Gorilla Mask) Original Screen Junky Judy Garland Gets Biopic (Pajiba) Lars Von Trier Serves Up Man Von Ass (The Playlist) Worst Three-quels EVER (IGN) Marvel at the SUPER CHAMELEON! (I-Am-Bored)