David Spade managed to sneak his filthy cracker seed past a Playboy Playmate’s first (jumping jacks) and second (prayer) lines of defense. Sir, you could have done MUCH worse. High Five! Click through for pictures of his baby’s mamma, Jillian Grace. [NSFW]
There are always things that we can't really put our amazingly unique and extensive touch on. So here are a few of them, in list form.
Screenjunkies can not take credit for this one. It was sent to us by the geniuses at Holytaco.
Last week's "fill in the bubble" contest went so well that we're doing it again. This time using one of the new Quantum of Solace photos that have been floating around the internet. See, it's fun and topical! Last week's winner is posted below and this week's contest is the same deal. Just leave a comment with something hilarious that could go in the bubble.
There have been a lot of stories lately about Steven Spielberg setting up shop with a massive Bollywood studio. Today there is news of an Abu-Dhabi based firm looking to invest around a billion dollars in film projects, a lot of it going to Hollywood. I’m sure it will prove the age-old adage: the surest way to become a millionaire is to come to Hollywood as a billionaire. Maybe.
We were recently sent these concept pictures that the producers have been using to help cast the new Superman in a more edgy light. From the looks of these, he is definitely a lot darker than ever before.
Our list of non-sucky discs is relatively short this week. But, as the days get shorter and people start settling in to get fat over the winter, we'll slowly see lots of good stuff seep out of Hollywood and into Christmas stockings. Or into Hanukkah stockings. Or whatever kind of stockings Satan worshippers fill with nifty gifts. The Office: Season Four
Most of us have a big three-day weekend coming up, which makes this week all that much harder to sit through. But, rather than buckling down and getting your work done, why not poke around the internet and watch free episodes of The OC? See, that's much better.
I’ve been missing Ann Coulter's horsey face lately. When she’s quiet, it's like I forget how important it is to hate your fellow human beings. Here are a few of her craziest moments, in hopes we can inspire her to flap that lip again sometime soon.
Between Vin Diesel movies and Animal Planet shows about a dude who gets eaten by a bear, this could be a decent weekend.
This is the first contest here on Screenjunkies.com and it's making me feel all special and wet on the inside. You can share in that feeling and maybe win yourself a copy of Kenny Vs. Spenny: Volume 1 Uncensored on DVD.
It was recently announced that Jason Segel will be writing the new Muppet movie. This is a man who has been involved in other children’s’ films, such as Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ok everyone, here are some picture of Jessica Biel from a new Movie called Easy Virtue, which is a heartwarming tale about blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I did this post yesterday about getting Sean Connery a birthday present. It was before this came to my attention. Now I'm adding Pimp Stick to the list. From Filmdrunk.
It’s not easy getting a gift for the best Scottish actor that has ever lived. But we put our heads together and came up with some seriously good ideas. Here they are, in ascending order. 10. Personalized Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones
When I was putting together this mornings DVDs that don't suck post, I saw something interesting on Amazon's new releases page. Right above the Elisha Cuthbert rom com, My Sassy Girl was a $40 DVD called "The Best of Penis Massage." Of course I clicked on it, forever ruining my Amazon recomendations for the sake of a laugh.
Jail is not a place I ever want to go. Sure, they probably wouldn't make me race for my life like they did in Death Race, but there would almost certainly be raping and that's not for me, thanks. But jail is different in the movies and these 8 guys might make pretty good cellmates. 8. Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin from The Last Castle
We're only one week away from an avalanche of good TV premieres, so I wouldn't go crazy buying DVDs this week unless you're in some kind of full-body cast. But there is some good stuff dropping. Here are the highlights.
Heroes: Season 2
Man, she’s so pretty it kind of hurts. And not only that, she went to Yale. And she’s in the new Fast and Furious movie, which I have to wait until 2009 to see. Did I mention how pretty she is? Man.
Weed, porn and illegal labor alone account for more than 10% of the American economy. Add weapons manufacturing, prostitution, and other assorted drugs into the mix and you’re looking at a significant portion of every dollar spent. The “shadow economy” is very well hidden. Luckily we have films to give us an insider’s view.
Last weekend was sort of lame for new releases. This weekend has a shot at redemption with four possibilities. The tee-vee also holds a little magic in the world of shows we are currently enjoying. But do yourself a favor—if you have not seen the first few episodes, make a friend with On Demand. IN THE THEATRE
This one is HOT off the wires people. We found out this morning that Seth Rogan is defiantly not in talks with Warner Brothers to write and star in forthcoming remake of Superman.
It's just so great when you have such an amazing career like Ian Ziering that you have the opportunity to just pick and choose the roles that interest you. Such as the role of "Testiclees" in the Legend of Awesomest Maximus. Filmdrunk tells us more.
Movies can teach us many valuable things. Hell, almost everyone I know learned about sex from Skinemax's late-night line-up of soft core or HBO's Real Sex. But there are certain things you can't trust Hollywood to teach you about, one of which is definitely college. These movies have been giving high school students the wrong idea for years, but today we're going to set them straight.
It was a good week for a lot of reasons. Olympic scandals, Russian invasions, no more Issac Hays. But most importantly, Screenjukies has hit the ground running. We are now the third most popular website on the internet, right after ebay and Cat Fanciers Online. So here's a few more items before the weekend.
There are plenty of movies out there that can pull off a beautiful love scene. But it takes a skilled filmmaker to make an attractive woman get it on with a talking space duck. All of these movies should make your own weird little sexual preferences seem a little less….illegal.
We're sick of seeing the same 50 movies on every best horror list. We all know that The Exorcist is an incredible movie, I don't need anymore magazines or websites to tell us about it. There is a lot of good stuff that has come out of the past two decades that doesn't get the kind of recognition it deserves.
I am ridiculously fascinated with anything having to do with the illicit trade in guns, drugs, and sex. I can read books about this stuff till the wee hours of the morning. It blows my mind that the black market accounts for so much of the world’s economic trade. Most people just ignore its existence because it does such a good job of hiding itself.
We don't always have time to give every story the kind of love (hatred) it deserves, so here are some stories you can go and find read about for yourselves, you resourceful little film buffs. Below is a trailer mash-up that has Willy Wonka as a drug dealer. Wait, I thought that's what that movie was about in the first place.