According to Latino Review, Mickey "The Ram" Rourke has "agreed to appear at WrestleMania XXV to support friends Rowdy Roddy Piper, Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat, and Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka in their match against Chris Jericho." I don't know about you, but as much as this reeks of a marketing ploy to make WWE even more Hollywood, I'd pay money to see Rourke actually get in the ring with those other three. I long for the days of '80s WWF when a fight was fair and everyone had a larger than life nickname (and a part in a cartoon show). Chris Jericho? Meh. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat? That's like a nickname followed by a surname that sounds like a nickname. Just do me a favor, WWE, and bring back Junkyard Dawg and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake." Then you'll have my $25 or whatever it's gonna cost. Throw in a halftime show with Springsteen and I'll go higher. "Ehhhhave you evah seen a one treeeck ponyyyyyyyy…" (Tears rolling down my cheeks, I tell you.)And now the rest of the news…The Frog Bros. unite in Lost Boys 3 gets (Dread Central)Angels and Demons' Dan Harris to script Dante's Inferno (Variety)Clip from Fred Durst's first non-porn directorial effort (ComingSoon.Net)You can buy the 1989 Batmobile! (/Film)I Love You Man's Jason Segel to write songs for Russell Brand (The Playlist)
The Nine Levels of Hell for the Living (Holy Taco)New Terminator: Salvation Poster (LatinoReview)How Watchmen Could Have Been Worse (Cracked)Re-Animator in 3-D? No way! Yes way! (Dread Central)A Ghostbusters retrospective (Pajiba)Where the Wild Things Are Teaser Poster (The Playlist)Check out the trailer for Evan York's new short (Evan York)Poke A Muscle Test (I-Am-Bored)The Mutant Chronicles with… Malkovich?!?! (Film.com)Crank: High Voltage Feedback (AICN)
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Happy St. Patty's Day, Homer Simpson. Variety reports that an "Irish-themed episode of The Simpsons will air in Ireland and the UK" tonight. It's the first time ever that the show has premiered an episode outside the US. Oh, the luck of the Irish. The episode revolves around St. Patrick's Day, so perhaps for the first time as well, we'll get to see green Duff. Hello, 7-11 marketing department… Don't worry, though; the episode, entitled "In the Name of the Grandfather," will air stateside this sunday.
Wall Street High School Class of '09 (WallStreet Fighter)Spank Bank: Laurena Lacey (Gorilla Mask)Ryan Gosling has one more reason to make girls moist (Film Drunk)Bernie Madoff's Prison Twitter Page (Holy Taco)Audrey Tautou is koo koo for Coco Chanel (Filmofilia)JJ Abrams Needs Money, Stages Heist (Variety)
Slumdog's Freida Pinto: Bollywood Bond Girl? (The Playlist)Alexandra Shadowens Is Today's Spank Bank Deposit (GorillaMask)Creepy Photos for Friday the 13th (I-Am-Bored)Ryan O'Neill Is To Acting What Red Bull Is To Beverages (Film Drunk)Why Did Nobody Tell Me About Natalie Bush (MoonDog)A Bitchy Take on Mickey Rourke's Resurrection (Pajiba)
Fox's Searchlight's Miss March opens today, and in its honor, Screen Junkies decided to post a list of our favorite Playboy girls who've graced the silver screen – and many, many times more on home video. The rules were simple: If you posed for Playboy first and then in a film, congrats. You're SAG-eligible and now therefore eligible for our list. (Maybe SAG is the wrong acronym, here). On the flip side, if you were already an actress and then felt compelled to see yourself naked in print, then you're also up for our top ten.And if you're Kim Kardashian, well, somehow, you ended up in a movie (albeit Disaster Movie). We'll throw you a bone. Drumroll please…#10 SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD
Do Not Talk About Retarded Fight Club (Film Drunk)Hottest TV Cops of All Time (Pajiba)Flow Chart of a Dog's Mind (Holy Taco)Siouxsie R should be Rated X. (Gorilla Mask)Ricky Gervais + Elmo on Sesame Street (I-Am-Bored)IFC Horror Films Blowout!!! (Dread Central)
According to Variety, Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables cast just expanded by two more: WWE's Stone Cold Steve Austin and Charisma Carpenter, of TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and CSI. Looks like Stallone's taking a lotta names, but will the film also kick ass? And the biggest question still remains… will Ahnold be the icing on this explosives-laced cake?And here is the rest of your morning news:Orphanage director finds home at Summit (Variety)Joaquin Phoenix goes Axl Rose at nightclub (FilmDrunk)Jeff Goldblum joins insemination comedy The Baster (Coming Soon)
Holy Lesbian Vampire Killers Posters! (Dread Central)Charley is a cat. He is retarded. He has a movie. (FilmDrunk)The Worst Movie of the 'Aughts Goes To… (Pajiba)Ascend to the top of the Work Pyramid (Holy Taco)Missi Casey gets my vote to play any superheroine on film (GorillaMask)Ridley Scott's Robin Hood gets its release date (ComingSoon.Net)
You know, watching today's TV sitcoms just ain't the same as twenty years ago. Don't get me wrong. The technology is miles apart. We have single-camera shows that out-slick their studio-based counterparts, and modernized three- or four-camera studio-based shows that outwit their predecessors. But there's something sorely missing in our current crop of "laffers." And that's a great theme song. Back in the 80s, the theme song meant something. It was survival of the catchiest. It had to have a hummable hook. And more importantly, it had to have lyrics that not only got you singing along, but that taught you a valuable life lesson. Theme songs were our education away from school, and more than likely, we learn a lot more from some power chords and a so-white-he's-pale singer waxing lyrical than we ever did from our teachers. And so, it is with great pleasure, that Sceen Junkies presents the Top 12 80s Theme Songs to Live By. #12 FULL HOUSE
Of the infinite reasons I miss living in Austin, Texas, here's one: Universal Pictures heads there this weekend to give South by Southwest (SXSW) 2009 attendees a sneak peek at footage from Sasha Baron Cohen's Bruno March 15th at 11:00pm. Alls ya gotta do to see it is arrive early to the Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar! No badge is needed and attendance is free. Oh and if you didn't know, the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema serves beer, beer, and beer (and beer) during their screenings. They have waiters that bring it right out to you. Brewskies and Bruno… Vassup! (Bruno opens wide July 10th, 2009)And now, the news:French Star Wars fan gets creative with public transportation (SlashFilm)Ghostbusters Blu-Ray cover art revealed! (Dread Central)Dark City 2? Maybe. With Fox? Aw heeell naw! (FilmDrunk)
Chuck Norris's 69th B-Day Bash (FilmDrunk)Brandyce Lee gets mileage out of dental floss. (Gorilla Mask)Saturn Awards Announced. (Dread Central)AdventureLand soundtrack flashes back to the 80s (The Playlist)How White Trash Is Your City? (Holy Taco)Joss Whedon Goes Beyond the House of the Dolls (Pajiba)
With the I LOVE YOU, MAN DVD & Blu-Ray hitting the street on August 11th, Screen Junkies decided this list needed a bit of an update (or upchuck, perhaps). We're still paying homage to the vomit takes, barf clips and hurl gags that came "B.R." (That's "Before Rudd"), but we want to lead this list with an all-new exclusive DVD clip that tells you just HOW they pulled off the now infamous scene of Rudd puking all over IRON MAN 2 director (and occasional actor) Jon Favreau.
So, not only could we be getting a Pirates of the Caribbean 4, but Britain's coolest comedian alive, Russell Brand, could be joining the cast. I don't know about you, but I think Brand is exactly what the series needs. You know people will come to theaters in droves regardless, but I could overlook what'll likely be the most convoluted plot yet if Mr. Brand is trading verbal blows with Cap'n Jack Sparrow. Or maybe they won't be adversaries… maybe… they're brothers? Let the speculation commence. Here’s your morning news. Russell Brand talks Pirates 4 (ComingSoon.Net) Kubrick still alive after being dead ten years (The Playlist)
Death at a Funeral remake decidedly un-British (FilmDrunk)Lionsgate unleashes RAZORTOOTH (Dread Central)VFX guru Ralston gives it up to Gump (Hero Complex)Prince of Persia gets new title (CHUD)Alec Baldwin to host TCM's Essentials (Variety)Obama Zombies! (Holy Taco)
“Sandwiches are usually a natural source of deliciousness BUT some lunchmeats are darker than others. And when combined with condiments of fear you get… SANDWICH OF TERROR.” If you are a fan of Tales from the Darkside or The Outer Limits or enjoy a cool, refreshing meatball hoagie on a hot summer’s day then this is the web series for you. Best known for Scissor Cop,
Adolf Hitler was the cause of numerous attrocities that lead to the deaths of millions and he ruined that mustache for the rest of us. However I have to give credit where credit is due, bitch can sing.
Stan Lee and the geniuses at the BBC have teamed up to make a kid’s version of Who Wants To Be A Superhero? On the program, children aged 9 to 13 create superhero personas and break down into tears when the judges harshly pulverize their hopes. I know what you’re thinking. It sounds awesome. We haven’t seen the show ourselves because we don’t speak British but we have provided a handy episode guide after the jump. The show seems really severe.
If you do one thing this weekend… tell your friends about Screen Junkies.If you do two things this weekend… tell your friends about Screen Junkies and then check out all the links below. Then go see a movie and watch some TV. But for chrissakes, whatever you do, don't run around outside. That's how you break something.Pacino and DeNiro sue the pants off the Watchmen (FilmDrunk)Apply for a new girlfriend. (Holy Taco)Five Must-Read Marvel Stories (Marvel.com)Attack of the Show Exposes Dr. Manhattan (G4)
Stan Lee and the geniuses at the BBC have teamed up to make a kid’s version of Who Wants To Be A Superhero? On the program, children aged 9 to 13 create superhero personas and break down into tears when the judges harshly pulverize their hopes. I know what you’re thinking. It sounds awesome.We haven’t seen the show ourselves because we don’t speak British but we have provided a handy episode guide after the jump. The show seems really harsh.
Marvel Comics is now streaming the first episode from the 1970′s Japanese television version of Spider-man. It’s unlike any Spidey you’ve ever seen before. Giant robots, motorcycles, ghosts, scientists, monsters,…
The day for which many have been waiting is finally upon us. After a very public legal battle and gazillions of marketing dollars spent, fans everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. Today Zach Snyder’s adaptation of Watchmen opens in theaters. It’s expected to dominate the box office for the foreseeable future. How can the other studios compete? They can’t. That’s why they’re releasing the worst films on their rosters in hopes of getting them in and out of theaters quickly and quietly. After the jump are the movies that will be trounced at this weekend’s box office. I’m not sure why anyone in his or her right mind would ever produce these in the first place or want to see them.
According to a report from Entertainment Weekly Larry David will be joined by some old co-workers when Curb Your Enthusiasm returns for its seventh season. Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, and Michael Richards will also guest on the HBO series.
I’ve always imagined William Shatner to smell the way a ham does as it bakes. Slow juices mingling with the snappy zest of a pineapple ring. Apparently, I couldn’t have been further from the truth. The bored fine folks over at Genki Wear have developed Tiberius; a scent that combines notes of sweet citron, black pepper, cedar, vanilla, white musk and sandalwood.
With Joaquin Phoenix pursuing a mushroom-induced musical career, we thought that we would take a moment to point out the missteps taken by those before him. These vanity projects should serve as a warning to any actor who has rock and roll dreams to stick with their dayjob. And a reminder to all of us that fame makes people crazy.
Surprise! Daphne’s not dead! Surprise! Sylar’s not dead! Surprise! Some dude who you absolutely wished had kicked the bucket is not dead! If there’s one thing the Heroes writers have proven themselves to be incapable of, it’s killing off a character.
We would like to thank all of our readers for joining us on this incredibly special night. Here are some final thoughts on the evening, particularly the dominance of Slumdog Millionaire. @Michael_bay: Highlight of the evening? My Hummer has Lamborghini doors.Philip Buster: It's clear: Oscars finally outsourced as economy crashes.Matt Sears: Mickey Rourke is gonna choke-slam someone at the Vanity Fair Party.Max Powers: The academy is cleary Lactose-Intolerant with their snub of 'Milk.'GOODNIGHT.