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‘THE BOAT THAT ROCKED’ IS NOT JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR DAVID LEE ROTH’S YACHT
Wednesday, April 29 by

The Boat That Rocked Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersOther Links You Might Like:JJ Abrams Taking on the Dark Tower after 'Lost'? (Unreality Mag) A Romantic Comedy About Ass Burgers (FilmDrunk) Llama Attacks Reporter (Manofest) Meryl Streep & Amay Adams Wrestle In Butter (Pajiba) Spank It All The Way to The Bank with Michelle (GorillaMask) Tampon Prank Ends Badly (I-Am-Bored) 6 Famous Characters You Didn't Know Are Shameless Rip Offs (Cracked) Funny New Posters from The Hangover (Filmofilia) Falconheart is North Ohio's Sickest Motivational Rock Band (SickPigs) The Relationship Translator Should Be Will Smith's Next (HolyTaco) Conan The Commentarian – Hilarious (UniqueDaily) Angelina Jolie's Fur (Celeb Vine) Playboy Cyber Girl Breann McGregor (Busted Coverage) Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like the Dude From Real Genius (Uncoached) The King of Kong saga continues… (The Playlist) George Washington Carver's Nightmares Should Get Optioned (Tom Oatmeal) Deranged Russian Soldier On Supermarket Killing Spree (Nothing Toxic)

Sword Fightin’ Morning News
Wednesday, April 29 by

Michael Bay and McG have been feuding these last few months over who's robot movie will rule the box office this summer. But now /film reports that McG has taken it to a new level. He wants to measure one another's ding-dongs in a public forum. Really, McG?? I expect that kind of thing from Brett Ratner but not from you. Reached for comment, Bay responded, "My boom stick is legendary. Sometimes I use it to floor the accelerator on my Hummer. Talk about horse power! BOOM!" Transformers 2 trailer leaks online and probably on John Turturro as well. (Cinematical) Steve Carrell is being blackmailed. (Cinema Blend) You will not be laughing at Marlon Wayans on purpose this time around. (Latino Review) Ridley Scott is out of ideas. (IESB)Expendables set footage. (Empire)

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Tuesday, April 28 by

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REMEMBER TOM GREEN? NO MATTER. CHECK OUT THESE LINKS ANYWAY.
Tuesday, April 28 by

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I Must Break Into You Morning News
Tuesday, April 28 by

The Daily Mail reports that armed robbers recently bound and terrorized Dolph Lundgren's wife after breaking into the family's home. However they fled once they realized exactly from whom they were stealing. It is unclear if the thieves left due to fear of ice cold vengeance or due to the almost non-existant resale value of Dolph Lundgren movie memorabilia.Clues surface about Wolverine leak. I think those responsible live in a cold climate. (io9)Mr. T vs. The Nazis. Nice knowing ya, Hans. (Cinema Blend)Baxter Stockman and his Mousers might make their big screen debut. (/film) King of Auto-Tune returns to Soundwave role (UGO) Titans begin their Clash. (Latino Review)

EVA MENDES TOPLESS IS IN VOGUE
Monday, April 27 by

Yep, it's a bad pun, but I made you look.  The next issue of Italian Vogue has a racy spread with several photos of a very topless Eva Mendes (who they make out to have some kinda foot fetish, too).  Leave it to Italian Vogue to get the scoop over their American counterparts.  It's the sort of twist that really makes me want to see Italian Hitch, Italian Stuck On You and Italian We Own The Night.  You couldn't drag me to Italian Ghost Rider, though.  Not with all the naked Eva Mendes in the world.  Check out the photos below, and while you're at it, visit some of Screenjunkies' link friends.                              Trailer for The Skeptic is why Inside the Actors Studio airs (FilmDrunk)Spike Lee Denies Rift With Kobe (MoondogSports)Whoopie Goldberg Talks To Dinosaurs (SickPigs)Tony Danza Is Just Way Too Cool (Manofest)Plenty Of Hustle And No Flow (Pajiba)Keira Knightley Is Hot (Filmofilia)Heidi Watney Upskirt Pics (BustedCoverage)Christa Cavelli's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Susan Boyle Makes South Park (IAmBored)The Saddest World Record Attempts (Cracked)Zombie Marriage Counseling (DreadCentral)The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico (Holytaco)Allison Stokke Is A Hottie (Uncoached)Terminators PG-13 Rating Isn't So Bad (Unreality)Alexander Desplat Scores Twilight Sequel (ThePlaylist)The Molls Show (TomOatmeal)The Hottest Movie Fighter Girlfriends (Chickipedia)Punched In The Skull (NothingToxic)

Tribute to Bea Morning News
Monday, April 27 by

We report with great sadness that TV Land has lost one of its greats. Bea Arthur passed away quietly over the weekend at the edge of 86. Best known for her work on Maude and The Golden Girls, Arthur was an undeniable presence in American sitcoms and an unmistakable influence on popular culture. Miss Arthur, we salute you. If we weren't so lousy with ropes the flag outside of our offices would fly at half-mast today. Ghostbusters: The Game opening cinematic kinda expository (/Gamer) A Trekkie's tale (Newsweek)Natalie Portman launches online film school (MakingOf.com)Überprüfen Sie das Filmposter für Brüno! (/film)Get ready for another 30 Days of Night (MTV)

FIGHTING CREATES SAD FACES
Friday, April 24 by

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Morning News That Will Cut You
Friday, April 24 by

Fans of excessive knife-based violence rejoice!! The web is abuzz with reports that Robert Rodriguez is bringing a feature length Machete to the big screen with filming set to begin as early as June. The film stars Danny Trejo as a double-crossed assassin on a vengeance mission. Rodriguez is set to co-direct with his longtime editor Ethan Maniquis. No word yet on which director has final cut. Ha-cha-cha-cha!!Full story here (Empire)NBC trims Heroes show order. (TV Guide)  Stephen Sommer's G.I. Joe movie has super suits. Set disbelief to 'suspend'. (io9)  Very cool Star Wars paintings. (/film) Anna Faris reaches her sexual qouta. Dang it!! (Pajiba)  Burning Down The House: The Story of CBGB opens at Tribeca Film Festival. (MTV) 

LEONARDO LINKS, DONATELLO STILL DOES MACHINES.
Thursday, April 23 by

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Hey You Guuyysss!! Morning News
Thursday, April 23 by

Corey Feldman spilled the beans on his blog yesterday about Empire Magazine's Goonies reunion interview and photo-shoot. He noted that the entire cast and Richard Donner and Steven Spielberg were on-hand to reminisce about the classic film. That must have been an awkward room.   COREY: Hi Steven! SPEILBERG: Oh, hi Corey… how's things? COREY: Good, you know. Working on my music. That kinda thing. Still acting though. Still into that. SPEILBERG: Oh… Yeah… That's pretty cool. COREY: How about you? Got anything coming up? Maybe you could find me a rol– SPEILBERG: Hey Corey. Sorry. I've been ignoring Chunk all night. Let me just pop over and say hi to him. COREY: Oh. Yeah. Sure. Totally. Say hi to Chunk. We'll catch up later.   (notices Richard Donner a few feet away.)   COREY: Oh. Hey Richard! Here's the rest of your morning news… Spiderman 4 in 3D. Wow! It's like Kirsten Dunst's teeth are really poking out at you. (/film)   Kate Mara joins Iron Man 2. (Empire) Rooney Mara joins A Nightmare On Elm Street. (Bloody Disgusting) Billy Bob Thornton calls bloggers humpbacked geeks. Hey!!!! (Film Drunk)  New live-action Ninja Turtle movie on the way. (Latino Review)

HIT GIRL: THE BARELY LEGAL ASSASSIN
Wednesday, April 22 by

The above pic is of actress Chloe Moretz as Hit Girl/Mindy Macready in Mathew Vaughn's Kick-Ass.  Read more on her developments at FilmofiliaToday's Links:We Want The Old Wayans Brothers (FilmDrunk)The Best Public Access Video Ever! (Manofest)What's The Worst Sequel Ever? (Pajiba)Markesa's Hot Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Pre-Interview Tony Danza (IAmBored)6 Awesome Villain Lairs (Cracked)New Motion Picture Purgatory (DreadCentral)Action Figures We Can Relate To (Holytaco)Catrinel Menghia Is HOT (BustedCoverage)Lisa Rinna Is Still Smoking (Uncoached)Kings Gets Booted To Summer (Unreality)Are Rock Music Doc's Dying? (ThePlaylist)Gom Totemeal (TomOatmeal)Awesome Spin Kick KO (NothingToxic)

Morning News Got Game
Wednesday, April 22 by

The Controller tells the riveting tale of a video game CEO who must save his wife from kidnappers. How must he save her, you ask? By playing XBox Live of course. Finally a movie that DARES to capture all of the exhilaration of watching somebody else play video games. I've posted the "exciting" trailer below. The special effects in this movie are anything but. I can't tell if they are supposed to be finalized graphics or a work print of Iron Man 2. More morning news… Andy Samberg is a penis baby in this chuckle-inducing Movie Awards promo. (MTV)Movie Star Death Tolls (Premiere) Hugh Jackman vandalizes sidewalk. (Reuters) Jason Statham is the new Charles Bronson. (/film)Dimension picks up hot college girl script. (Empire)Funny People photos and interview reveal fat guy on a tiny bike. (Playlist) 

EVEN MICHAEL BAY’S SMALL INDIE FILMS ARE ON STEROIDS
Tuesday, April 21 by

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Hipster Love Morning News
Tuesday, April 21 by

A new trailer is up for Paper Heart. The documentary that won a screenwriting award this year at Sundance (makes sense). It stars Charlyne Yi as a girl who does not believe in love and her real-life boyfriend Michael Cera as a boy who believes in dressing like a middle-schooler. What a cute couple! I think we can all agree that their offspring will look like something out of Jim Henson's sketchbook. Check out the trailer at /film.Here's the morning news. Ja Holy Sh*t!! Slumdog dad tried to sell his kid!! (NY Mag) The Thing cake. It's slobbering time! (AMFMPM)Bale and Wahlberg trade blows. (Variety) More ladies flock to Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch. (Hollywood Reporter) The State finally arrives on DVD reminding us all how long ago high school was. (MTV) 

JACKSON & DEL TORO ARE MERE ‘BIGATURES’ OF THEIR OLD SELVES.
Monday, April 20 by

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THE BEEGEES GET A MUCH NEEDED HAND JOB
Monday, April 20 by

In this exclusive ScreenJunkies mashup, John Travolta's Tony Manero, the king of the disco, meets Gerry Phillips, the king of hand music.  My favorite part might be Travolta eating a hot dog and dance-walking to what essentially is melodic farting.  Watch and laugh after the jump.  Warning, this may leave a bad taste in the mouth of all Bee Gees and Saturday Night Fever purists. You had it coming.

420 Morning News
Monday, April 20 by

April 20th aka 420, the Holiest of days for chubby dudes in tie-dye and girls with toe rings. It is to cannabis what St. Patrick's Day is to hops. A day to set your responsibilities aside and drift into a thick haze. Essentially think of it as Joaquin Pheonix's Christmas. And this man is his Santa.Here are your morning news nuggets. Transformers 2  footage screens at ShoWest. (Cinematical) Info about Michael Bay's small movie. (/film) Fox Atomic bombs (Variety)Russell Crowe now trained in archery. No concierge is safe. (Empire Online)The Lovely Bones first pics. (Latino Review) John Madden retires from sportscasting. Will he become a Walmart Greeter? (MSNBC)

FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS
Friday, April 17 by

This video is called “The Miracle of Birth” by New Zoo Revue and it will, according to FilmDrunk, "Melt your face off." [Thanks to Vince at FilmDrunk] Spare Parts (WebsterIsMyBitch) Holly Samson After Wonder Years (MoonDogSports) This Will Melt Your Face (FilmDrunk) Hot Girls In Baseball Clothes (Manofest) 6 Randomly Influential Movies (Pajiba) Whitney Jane's Spankin Hot (GorillaMask) McCoughnahey's Next 10 Movie Posters (Cracked) True Blood Season 2 Artwork (DreadCentral) The Ultimate Butterface Test (Holytaco) Stephanie Rice Is One Hot Policewoman (BustedCoverage) Alyssa = Hot Name And Woman (Uncoached) Starcraft 2 Battle Report (Unreality) Criterion Brings More To The Masses (ThePlaylist) Scene From Ghost Hunting Guy (TomOatmeal) Stupid Bitch Gets Kicked Off Motorcycle (NothingToxic)

PHILLIPS’ NEW ‘CINEMA 21:9′ HDTV. FINALLY. SOMEONE GETS ASPECT RATIO.
Friday, April 17 by

Are you one of those people who always wondered why they didn't make HDTVs a 2.35:1 aspect ratio?  You go to the movie theater and see a grand, sweeping movie shot in the widest widescreen possible, and then rent the movie later at home – the Blu-Ray, no less, on your brand new LCD screen – and you get black bars on the top and bottom.         Sucks, right?  It's like you're paying extra to see a Lars Von Trier flick in IMAX.  Well, fret no longer.  Phillips has unleashed the sleek "Cinema 21:9" HDTV which will display those 2.35:1 widescreen movies in their intended aspect ration – and with no unsightly bars at the top and bottom.  The image actually takes up the entire screen.  Who'da thunk it?   Phillips is also releasing special web shorts to coincide with the TV's launch.  You can check out the amazing "Carousel," directed by Adam Berg and starring a bunch of seamless visual effects recreating a single moment in time during a bank robbery, but stretched out like some fly-through bullet time sequence you probably put your friends through every time you school them at Madden.  See for yourself after the jump. 

Friday Porning News
Friday, April 17 by

There is a misconception that porn actors don't get to flex their muscles or show their chops in the traditional sense. I disagree. It takes a certain amount of talent and self-awareness to appear in a porn parody of a popular television show. These are always hysterical. Though I draw the line at Everybody Trains Raymond and anything Mr. Ed related.5 Pornos Based On Beloved Sitcoms (Huffington Post)Crank 2, the tweets are in. (/film)Tron Guy weighs in. (io9) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince trailer. (Apple) Stephen Dorff to appear in non-video game based film. (Cinematical) Terminator Salvation pics. (Latino Review)

MODERN LINKS
Thursday, April 16 by

Hey now!  Hey nooooow!  Don't dream it's over! If you loved the music in Adventureland but want the 30 or so songs that aren't on the official soundtrack, The Playlist has has tracked them down for you, with the help of iTunes and director Greg Mottola.More Adventureland Music (ThePlaylist)WIN TICKETS TO UFC 98 (Break.com)So Halo 3 Actually Looks Pretty Bad Ass (Unreality)Something Something A Porn Star (FilmDrunk)Armored Trailer w/ Posters (Filmofilia)McG Likes To Be Confusing (Pajiba)Hulk Hogan Pulls An O.J. (MoonDogSports)The Best John Mayer Fan Ever (Manofest)Marie Allison's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Star Trek Gets Redubbed (IAmBored)6 Superheroes Who Lost It (Cracked)International Mutants Rock (DreadCentral)7 Awesome Cartoon Intros In Foreign Languages (Holytaco)Kristin Kreuk Likes Boys (BustedCoverage)Julia Alison Is F&#*ing Hot (Uncoached)

NEW TRAILER FOR ‘ARMORED’ WITH MATT DILLON, FISHBURNE, RENO, AND SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Thursday, April 16 by

Armored, the new film from Nimród Antal (Vacancy) has a trailer out, and with it comes a lot of hardcore explosions and gunfire and ambiguously homoerotic camaraderie that I'm sure are all very in tune with the lives of real Armored Transport Officers.  In other words, I'm there opening night. According to the filmmakers, the movie is about "a crew of officers at an armored transport security firm that risk their lives when they embark on the ultimate heist….against their own company. Armed with a seemingly fool-proof plan, the men plan on making off with a fortune with harm to none. But when an unexpected witness interferes, the plan quickly unravels and all bets are off." Someone should have told Matt Dillon.  Check out the trailer and some extra still images from it after the jump.

Turkish Morning News
Thursday, April 16 by

Variety reports that Turkish satellite broadcaster ATV plans to create their own version of The Golden Girls starring an entirely Turkish cast. The show will center around four older women living together, helping one another, and thanking one another for being a friend. If it's any bit as awesome as Turkish Rambo then I'm moving to Turkey immediately. I'll send for my things. Watch that phenomenal trailer below. Will Ferrell to go feral on Man vs. Wild. (Huffington Post) Mitch Hurwitz's Sit Down, Shut Up promos. (Pajiba)  Kevin Smith at Carnegie Hall (Kevin Smith)  Watch the first four minutes of Mystery Team. (Dan Eckman) Megan Fox runs afoul of Border Patrol. (EW) 

IF SPIELBERG & BAY STARRED IN A SITCOM, THIS WOULD BE THE PROMO STILL.
Wednesday, April 15 by

This Fall, STEVEN SPIELBERG & MICHAEL BAY are teaming up to take on the criminal underworld… one take at a time.  It's obvious from the photo that Spielberg is the brains behind the operation and Bay is the muscle.  You can tell from Spielberg's glasses, wisened mien and argyle sweater, plus Bay's wavy hair and leather jacket.[Image courtesy of the oft-brilliant and never boring Film Drunk]Spielberg Screens Transformers With Michael Bay (FilmDrunk)Hilarious Banned Sprite Commercial (Manofest)Parks And Recreation Disappoints (Pajiba)Jennifer Anders' Is Spankin Hot (GorillaMask)Kid Spikes Teachers Coffee (IAmBored)10 Cool Sci-Fi Stories about the Titanic (io9)11 Practical Zombie Strategies (Cracked)The Ugly Truth Posters (Filmofilia)Stills From Wrong Turn 3 (DreadCentral)Chillin With Somali Pirates (Holytaco)Teleprompter Readers Are Hot (BustedCoverage)Dana Allen Leads Todays Hotness (Uncoached)Miramax Uses Twitter Now (Unreality)Chris Cunningham Back At It (ThePlayList)Take My Dog, Eric (TomOatmeal)Cute Couples Moment Destroyed (NothingToxic)

HULK SMASH! MORNING NEWS
Wednesday, April 15 by

The NY Post has the first look at Hulk Hogan's interview with Rolling Stone and he seems really angry about the way his divorce proceedings are going. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," the classy gentleman about town told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it." He then excused himself politely because he was dreadfully late for a wine tasting. If I were the judge in this case I would be conflicted. They both had to embrace and roll around with sweaty, grotesquely-swollen men to earn that money. Here are more links to your morning news. Brian Austin Green Lantern? (Cinematical)  Gondry Talks Green Hornet. (/film) Rod Blagojevich stops being polite and starts getting real. (Reuters)Leno and Letterman still not BFFs. (NY Mag) Sarah Connor will not be back. (TV Squad)

EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS SEXY EVEN WHEN SUCCUMBING TO A RUBE GOLDBERG-STYLE PRATFALL
Tuesday, April 14 by

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Street Judge Morning News
Tuesday, April 14 by

TV's Judge Mathis has announced plans to release a new third person shooter game titled, "Mathis: Detroit Street Judge". The player takes control of an ex-con with two strikes against him. He must complete community service missions and avoid the temptations of the streets. Or else he'll face off with Mathis and be sent back to prison where (I'm not making this up) he can be raped. Presumably by this man:Story source: (TV Squad)Here are your morning news links.Weird Al to appear in Rob Zombie's H2. (Dread Central)   A movie I wish was real: Incredible Fulk. (Drink At Work)   Steve Carell and Tina Fey's Date Night overcrowded. (Variety) Porn actress six feet deep. (Cinematical) Vote for MTV Movie Award nominees. (MTV) Elisabeth Shue: Fish-Slayer. (Cinema Blend) Starlog to become Starblog. (io9)

MEGAN FOX DOES NOT REPEL WATER LIKE WE THOUGHT
Monday, April 13 by

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WOODAY OF THE DEAD MORNING NEWS
Monday, April 13 by

CNN reports that actor and hemp spokesman Woody Harrelson recently attacked a member of the paparazzi. Harrelson, star of the upcoming film Zombieland, had this to say about the incident:"…Still very much in character, I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," Our advice to Woody when it comes to dealing with the paparazzi (zombie or not), aim for the head. Kill the brain and you kill the ghoul. More morning news…Eliza Dushku, Chelsea Handler and Padma Lakshmi are totally naked. (Allure) Real Michael Bay joins Twitter;  Internet explodes shortly thereafter. (/film)Megan Fox's body. (Dread Central)Spike announce Pirate Hunters show. Think COPS on the high seas. (Variety) Seth Rogen wants to climb back aboard Pineapple Express. (MTV)Break the lock on Scott Pilgrim's diary. (AICN)Get to know the mutants of Wolverine. If you haven't already. (Coming Soon)