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JOHN STAMOS IS DEVELOPING A BIG SCREEN “FULL HOUSE”
Monday, June 8 by

The NY Daily News reports that John Stamos is interested in bringing his sitcom Full House to the big screen. The actor is looking to recast the extended Tanner Clan with Steve Carell, James Franco and Tracy Morgan as Danny, Uncle Jessy, and Uncle Joey respectively. I'm not excited to see this happen at all. If you're going to bring anything back, bring back Manimal.Spiderman rumor mill turns again. (NY Post)Mickey Rourke is awesome. (Guardian UK)Monsters Inc 2 in the works. Billy Crystal works again. (Movie Hole) Steve Guttenberg resurfaces in a slasher flick. (Dread Central)Dominic Monaghan returns to ABC in some form. (io9)

CONAN’S TONIGHT SHOW BROADCASTS LIVE FROM SUPER MARIO WORLD
Friday, June 5 by

 Brilliant find by Serious Lunch. The new Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien set looks exactly like Super Mario Bros 3. Which is fitting because Conan himself looks remarkably like Nintendo Power magazine's Nester.Here are your other Friday morning headlines…  Chris Pine may hop onboard Unstoppable. (Empire) Predator reboot wants Arnie. (Cinema Blend) Nothing is sacred. Bladerunner also getting the prequel treatment. (io9) Michael Bay can buy and sell you. (/Film) Ivan Reitman will not let Ghostbusters 3 suck. (The Playlist) 

DAVID CARRADINE FOUND DEAD IN BANGKOK
Thursday, June 4 by

The U.S. Embassy has confirmed the death of Kung Fu and Kill Bill star David Carradine. The 72 year old actor was discovered early Thursday morning in his Bangkok hotel room. Currently there are conflicting reports concerning the cause of death. Screen Junkies would like to offer our sincere condolences to all of David's loved ones.Less depressing morning news…Eminem was implicit! (Cinema Blend) Bruno put a lady in a wheelchair. (Reuters) Short Circuit remake grabs a Robot Chicken scribe. (Empire) Prison Break's T-Bag joins Heroes. (THR) Winona Ryder is totes cray-cray. (The Playlist)

ELISABETH SHUE IS PUMPED UP ON SET OF “PIRANHA” REMAKE
Wednesday, June 3 by

Just a friendly reminder from Screen Junkies to never piss off Elisabeth Shue. We here at the site absolutely love this thespian and her solid body of work. Even Hide and Seek. With guns like those she could have easily been cast as Thor.(Photo: TMZ) The Final Destination trailer premieres…. on Friday. Sorry if I got your hopes up. (Dread Central) Dead Snow trailer is dead-Nazi-riffic! (The Playlist) Scream 4 set to become mockery of itself. (Empire) Scott Pilgrim vs. The Avengers. (/Film) First pic of Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex. Read it and weep, Thomas Jane. (Cinematical)

DANIEL CRAIG IS NOW A POPSICLE
Tuesday, June 2 by

Bizarre news out of England this morning. Del Monte held a vote amongst 1,000 British women to decide which celebrity they should create a replica of in popsicle form. And Daniel Craig is the "lucky" winner. The result looks like a cross between Han in frozen carbonite and a Tool video. Mostly it's totally creepy but I guess it's not as bad as this E.T. cake.(via The Frisky)Mo' better mo'ning headlines…Bill Murray is a man of the people. (Guardian UK)Bryan Singer is soooo over the Nazis. (The Playlist)Photographic proof of Titans clashing. (Pajiba)Best Worst Movie Director Interview. (/Film) Catching up with Problem Child's Junior. (Uncoached)

CARL RINSCH TO DIRECT ‘ALIEN’ PREQUEL FOR FOX
Monday, June 1 by

It's been 30 Years since Ridley Scott's Alien made audiences think twice about chest pains, and Fox has decided to extend the franchise's mythology, albeit backward with a prequel.  Read more about it at Filmofilia.  They also have apparently signed off on a director, Carl Rinsch, whose name Taking of Pelham 1,2,3 director Tony Scott dropped to Collider's Steve "Frosty" Weintraub a few days back.  Rinsch has a background in commercials (see a piece of his recent work above), and came to the attention of the Scotts when he, at the tender age of 23, walked into their commercial and music video production company RSA and slapped down his reel, after which he was promptly signed.  Let's hope Rinsch walks the David Fincher path and turns a successful commercial career into a successful feature film career, except the part where he takes whatever Fincher did with the Alien franchise and does the exact opposite.Today's Top Links: Bruno Teabags Eminem (SickPigs) Top 5 Movies You Could Never Make A Sequel To (Pajiba) Bella Valentine is kinda hot.  Maybe because it's summer (GorillaMask) Dedicated NES Fan (IAmBored) The Best House Ever (Cracked) The Elm Street Report (DreadCentral) Tribute To Men Staring At Boobs (HolyTaco) Hot Katerina Stidouki Gallery (BustedCoverage) Grooming For The Everyman (TheBachelorGuy) Mindi Smith Is Sexy (Uncoached) E3's Bayonetta Trailer (UnrealityMag) Hot Sluts, Episode 1 (AtomFilms) My Dog Is Sick! (TomOatmeal) Sexy Babes That Tweet (Chickipedia) Street Racer Dies (NothingToxic)

BRUNO TEABAGS EMINEM AT 2009 MTV MOVIE AWARDS
Monday, June 1 by

The MTV Movie Awards aired last night and it was largely one big advertisement for Twilight and Transformers. However, nestled amongst the whoredom was a funny moment where Marshall Mathers got a mug full of man-ass thanks to Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno. I'm not sure if this was a set-up or not but it really does seem like Slim Shady was not looped in on the stunt. Check out the video over at /Film to draw your own conclusion. And here's some more Hollywood happenings…The Fallen revealed. (io9)Anchorman 2 not happening yet. (HitFix) Brittany Murphy grows increasingly irrelevant. (The Playlist) Ghostbusters Is Hiring. (Sony) Piranha behind the scenes pics are gory. (Dread Central)

TRUE BLOOD LAUNCHES VAMPIRE GOSSIP SITE
Friday, May 29 by

The marketing for HBO's True Blood has always had a cool way of re-imagining popular culture with a vampiric twist. For instance, their beverage billboards from last summer that blurred the line between faux and legit. Now in honor of the show's upcoming second season, they've launched BloodCopy.com; a website that sinks its teeth into juicy vampire gossip. It's like Gawker but less evil.Look at these other morning tidbits…The Final Destination poster is pretty sweet. (UGO)The Hangover 2 is not yet guaranteed. (The Playlist)$70 Zombie Movie looks like it cost at least $80. (io9)Land Of The Lost pics. (Cinema Blend)Behind the scenes of Halloween 2, the newest one. (Dread Central) 

JOHN LITHGOW JOINS “DEXTER”
Thursday, May 28 by

 Award-winning actor and Cliffhanger villain, John Lithgow will be joining the cast of Dexter according to the Hollywood Reporter. He will be playing Dexter's new serial-killing nemesis. THIS. IS. AWESOME. NEWS. Dexter is a fantastic show and Lithgow will chew up the scenery. And he's definitely got the pep. Case and point:  John Lithgow – You Got To Have Pep – Watch more Funny VideosCheck out some of these other morning news stories… First pics of Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy. (JoBlo) Of course there's an Alien remake. (Bloody Disgusting) Summer Glau may move into the the Dollhouse. (Movie Hole) HBO whips out new series. (TV Squad)Internet killed the Cineplex stars. (NY Mag)

TRAILER FOR ‘A PERFECT GETAWAY’ WITH STEVE ZAHN, MILLA JOVOVICH AND TIMOTHY OLYPHANT
Wednesday, May 27 by

A PERFECT GETAWAY – Watch more Movie Trailers Above is the trailer for A Perfect Getaway, an event Steve Zahn's agent must have felt like he was partaking in the minute he scored his client a starring role in a serious action thriller.  (For the record, Steve Zahn is a fine actor.) Today's Top Links:               Another Laura Croft?         Ashley Greene            Claudia Is HOT                 Awful 80s Shows            Pop Quiz, Hot Shot             Classy Beer                  Irish Optimists            Mr. Nobody Trailer              Flying Dog Gallery                   Getting A Cowgirl          College Playboy               Battleship Movie?          Dude Throws Up            Yoko Matsugane

JAMES CALLIS STARS IN SYFY’S MERLIN
Wednesday, May 27 by

TV Squad reports that Battlestar's James Callis is returning to SyFy (pronounced SciFi) to star in their probably-crappy Merlin movie. No news other than that. I just wanted to point out that this dude is going for a wicked General Thade look.Here are your other morning stories…Fan-made Green Lantern trailer casts Nathan Fillion. Studio should do the same. (NY Mag) Anchorman 2 half-steam ahead!! (Movie Hole)A startlingly honest Terminator: Salvation review. (Holy Taco)Galfinakis on McConaughey: "Who gives a f*ck?" (Funny Or Die) Flight of the Navigator remake to bring child abduction back to the big screen.(Pajiba) 

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME STARS IN “KARATE”
Tuesday, May 26 by

Here we have the poster for Jean Claude Van Damme's new release Karate. Details about the plot are currently murky. It's either about professional quilting or a spiritual journey that brings a family closer together. Sounds boring. I really wish that there were some kind of combat involved. (Movie Hole)More morning headlines…Big-screen Buffy to slay vamps without Joss Whedon? (Reuters)Avatar powersuit? (/Film)Steve Coogan planning an Alan Partridge film. (First Showing)Video of Jimmy Kimmel's Upfronts Comedy Jam. (Pajiba)Twitter: The TV Series. (TV Squad)

NEW WEBSITE HELPS SCHEDULE YOUR PEE BREAKS
Monday, May 25 by

The new website RunPee.Com has arrived and it's going to totally change theater-going as we know it. Imagine that you're watching Transformers 2 and your teeth are floating. You don't want to break away to the facility because you don't want to miss any blurry, confusing-to-look-at robot fights or any of Megan Fox's screentime. Those days are gone, friend. Thanks to RunPee, you now know the exact moment within a film that it is safe to excuse yourself and awkwardly step on all the toes in your row. We're one step closer to utopia. The future begins.On this Memorial Day, take a moment to remember those summer blockbusters that sucked balls. (Pajiba) Joe Dante gives up juicy Gremlins dirt. (Dread Central)New Land Of The Lost Clip Online. (MTV) Fan-made LEGO movie posters are pretty rad. (Specky Boy) Lyndsy Fonseca jumps in Hot Tub. (Empire) 

BAZOOKA JOE MOVIE IN THE WORKS
Friday, May 22 by

Remember those non-amusing comic strips that came with that non-chewable gum you used to buy as a kid? Well, good news! Michael Eisner is bringing the adventures of Bazooka Joe to the big screen, according to the Hollywood Reporter. Every year thousands upon thousands of filmmakers struggle to get their work on screen and have their dreams crushed when they fail to do so. But for some reason, Bazooka Joe gets to be a movie. And it will probably be released in DIGITAL 3D.It's only a matter of time before we see something like this on the silver screen: Check out these other morning news pieces… Twilight star beats up fans. (Funny Or Die)Creature from Black Lagoon is now ragin' and rockin'. Frankenstein still amblin' and clobberin'. (Dread Central)First look at Airbender, a movie who's title sounds like fart slang. (/Film) Greatest TV Show Ever. (Holy Taco)Wayans Family Tree. (MTV)

Thursday Afternoon Link Time
Thursday, May 21 by

 The Best Movie Robots Ever (Pajiba)Will Smith Did Something Dull (FilmDrunk)The Dow Jones Yo (SickPigs)Inappropriate Ronald McDonald Photos (Manofest)Dee Lyla Is HOT (GorillaMask)Everyones Hitting The Recession (IAmBored)Carlos Mencia's Twittering? (Cracked)

KIRK ACEVEDO FIRED FROM FRINGE
Thursday, May 21 by

Bad news for Fringe fans, it seems that J.J. Abrams and Co. have dicked over Kirk Acevedo, the actor who plays Charlie on the series. Or I should say played Charlie on the series. io9 reports that he has been released from the series in order to make room for a brash, new female agent. It's a shame because Acevedo is a very talented and interesting performer who was consistently under-utilized on the sci-fi serial. He notified the world of his dismissal via his Facebook page.I, on the other hand, recently used Facebook to put forth this existential quandary, "Chinese food or go to gym????"Get all up in these morning headlines…Fanboys 2 to shoot next year, be released in 2017. (Cinema Blend) Somebody won American Idol. (TV Squad)5 Reasons Why the Terminator Franchise Doesn't Make No Sense. (Cracked)Will Spiderman 4 include Kirsten Dunst? (Latino Review)Voice of Mickey Mouse passes away. High-Pitch Eric waiting by the phone. (Reuters)

LARRY DAVID SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND WASHES HANDS IN CLIP FROM WOODY ALLEN’S ‘WHATEVER WORKS’
Wednesday, May 20 by

Larry David Sings Happy Birthday – Watch more MOVIE TRAILERSIn this clip from Woody Allen's new film, Whatever Works, comedian Larry David washes his hands and sings the "Happy Birthday" song twice… then repeats the sequence two more times.  I guess the marketing department took one look at the movie's title before choosing a clip to send out.  Why The Terminator Franchise Is Confusing (Cracked)Look Through The Glass (Pajiba)Brianna Lee Is A Babe (SickPigs)The 100 Sexiest Video Game Babes Of All Time (Manofest)But You Told Me I Was The Man (MoondogSports)Chris Pontius To Star In New Sophia Coppola Film (FilmDrunk)Bianca Beauchamp Is Hot (GorillaMask)Massive Flying Shark Attack (IAmBored)Inglourius Basterds Clip (Filmofilia)Paramount Adapts Daemon (DreadCentral)Christian Bales Terminator Doodles (Holytaco)Sara Luppnio Is Sexy (BustedCoverage)Marissa Miller Bikini Pics (Uncoached)Is Fox Getting Smarter At Manipulating You? (Unreality)Jonathan Glazer Adapts Under The Skin (ThePlaylist)Swimming In Pavemet (TomOatmeal)Security Guard Kills Himself (NothingToxic)Khan Is A douchebag (AtomFilms)

BRUCE WILLIS TO STAR IN FAIRY TALE TAKE-OFF, GRIMM
Wednesday, May 20 by

Bruce Willis is set to star in an interesting new thriller. In Grimm, Willis plays the new Police Chief of a small town. All is well until townspeople begin dying mysterious deaths a la fairy tales. Sounds pretty cool. And SCREENJUNKIES has an exclusive photo from the film. Take a look!That wolf had it coming.And here are more of your morning headlines…MacGruber!!!! (Pajiba)First clips from V. (io9) Spiderman 4 shooting soonish. (The Playlist) Pedro Almodovar is a P-I-M-P. (Yahoo) Ghostbusters 3 to cast Elisha Dushku??? Why not get, you know, somebody who can act? (/Film) 7 Completely Unrealistic Movie Plots That Came True. (Cracked)

‘MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN’ STARRING HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN WILL MAKE DAVID BLAINE ITS BITCH!
Tuesday, May 19 by

By the Unholy Thumbnail Depicting Willem Dafoe's Ass!  FilmDrunk reports that the new Mandrake the Magician film will see its titular hero escape from an SUV that's been dropped from a plane over the Burning Man Festival (hello, nudist acid tripper one-liner to end that scene), bust a rogue CIA agent out of a maximum secruity prison, and  confront the girl he's left behind.  This makes The Prestige look like a Lars Von Trier film.  The guy who directed Willem Dafoe's ASS in AntiChrist (see thumbnail).  I just came full circle. The Best Heinz Ketchup Interview (SickPigs)The 10 Hottest Daisy Dukes (Manofest)Spielberg And MLK Biopic (Pajiba)Jaclyn Denise Is HOT (GorillaMask)Dont Be Pee Shy (IAmBored)7 True And Unrealistic Movie Plots (Cracked)Broken Embraces Trailer (Filmofilia)Haunting In Conneticut Coming To July (DreadCentral)How To Hide Your Girlfriends Dog You Killed (Holytaco)Bikini Models Hit Manhattan (BustedCoverage)Annette Dawn Is Sexy (Uncoached)Retarded New Moon Poster (Unreality)AntiChrist Review features more Dafoe Ass (ThePlaylist)

SPIELBERG SET TO PRODUCE MLK BIOPIC
Tuesday, May 19 by

Variety reports that Steven Spielberg is set to produce a biopic about the life of inspiring civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr.. The King Estate has granted Dreamworks unprecedented access to the intellectual property of Dr. King including his famous, "I Have A Dream" speech. It goes without saying that this is an important film and I sincerely hope that it is done intelligently and respectfully. In other words, don't let George Lucas near it.Check out more morning headlines. Michael Mann talks up his new talkie, Public Enemies. (The Playlist) Thor casts relative unknowns. (Superhero Hype)Transformers 2 pics roll out. (/Film) LOST characters come clean. (Cracked)Mystery Team finds a distributor. (CHUD) Don Pardo bids farewell. (TV Squad)

TRAILER FOR NEW PARIS HILTON DOCUMENTARY, ‘PARIS, NOT FRANCE’
Monday, May 18 by

According to the "like nachos, but zestier" Film Drunk, The Paris Hilton documentary Paris, Not France – soon to send a generation of geography teachers to suicidal lows – just released this three-minute teaser-trailer.  Read FD's in-depth analysis, which coins the soon-to-be-on-a-tee-shirt term, “PAPARAZZI ASS DILDO PARTY” here.Let's get this link party started! No denying Patricia Silveira Is A Hot Babe (SickPigs) Hilarious Water Skiing Monkeys (Manofest) Tom Hanks Is A Funny Guy (Pajiba) Angelina Christina's Spank Bank (GorillaMask) Watch The Dude With The Cell Phone (IAmBored) 18 More Disturbing Sex Toys (Cracked) Jim Carrey looks creepy In A Christmas Carol (Filmofilia) Fox Pulls The Plug On Sarah Connor Chronicles (DreadCentral) This Man Can Help You With Video Production (Holytaco) Brenda Lynn Is A Sexy Babe (BustedCoverage) Jenna Brooke Is A Hottie (Uncoached) Princess And The Frog Trailer (Unreality) Martin Short To Be In Arrested Development Movie (ThePlaylist) Employee Of The Month (TomOatmeal) Taxi Cuts Down Young Lady (NothingToxic) The Sexiest Chicks Of Summer (Chickipedia)

FOX ANNOUNCES DEVELOPMENT CONTEST
Monday, May 18 by

Got a great idea for an animated holiday special? Well, Fox is seeking your submissions. From Reuters, the network has announced a contest where animators can submit holiday-inspired short films for cash prizes. The winner will receive a deal with the network that could lead to a show getting on the air. Here's my idea. Nobody steal it, okay?Here are more of your morning headlines…. Teri Hatcher regularly attacked by bees. (Cinema Blend) Porn Star Riley Steele in 3-D!!!! (Dread Central) V remake gets picked up. (io9)Dollhouse RENEWED (The Hollywood Reporter) Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles CANCELED (EW)

TARANTINO & MORRICONE TEAM UP FOR ‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’
Friday, May 15 by

Head over to The Playlist to read the track listing for Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds soundtrack.  It's got more Morricone music than a Spaghetti Western marathon.  BUT!  None of the Oscar-winner's tracks were recorded for Basterds. Sounds like Quentin's pulling another Kill Bill with this record and finding places to fit classical Morricone cues into a brand new film.  Worked well enough for me the last time around; I've still got the Kill Bill soundtracks in heavy rotation.  Except for the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique Sound effects.  Those don't go over too well at house parties. Let's see… what else?  Oh yeah:Patricia Silveira Is A Hottie (SickPigs)Kevin Smith And The Bong Of Tears (FilmDrunk)Rachel Nichols Is Sexy (Manofest)Cowabunga! (Pajiba)Jenna Brooke Is Spankin Hot (GorillaMask)This Is The Coolest Tombstone You'll Ever See (IAmBored)5 Junk Piles That Actually Were Something (Cracked)Trailer for Looking For Eric (Filmofilia)DVD Art For The Mutant Chronicles (DreadCentral)10 Letters From Satan (Holytaco)Ben Dover To Comment On Financial News (BustedCoverage)A Girl Named Aerin Is Smoking Hot (Uncoached)THe Road Trailer (Unreality)

MONICA BELLUCCI JOINS SORCERER’S APPRENTICE
Friday, May 15 by

Renowned boner-causer Monica Bellucci has just joined the cast of Sorcerer's Apprentice. Variety reports that she will play the part of Nicolas Cage's long-lost love in the film. Upon hearing this news, Cage let out an involuntary "SCHWIIIINNNGGGG!!!", before shuffling out of the room using his script to hide the bulge in his khakis.Here are some more eye-popping morning headlines.Stan Bush re-records 'The Touch' for Transformers 2 soundtrack. Outcome is hilarious. (/Film) John Ratzenberger drives the ladies INSANE. (Cinema Blend) Johnny Depp might play Sinatra. Somewhere Joe Piscopo weeps. (Cinematical) America, meet The Fatchelor. (TV Squad) SNL's Casey Wilson hits the boards. (Funny Or Die)

FOREST WHITAKER AND 50 CENT REMAKE JEKYLL AND HYDE
Thursday, May 14 by

/Film reports that despite the upcoming Jekyll film project starring Keanu Reeves, Bad Lieutenant director Abel Ferrara is moving forward with his own retelling of the classic tale. Jekyll and Hyde is set to star Forest Whitaker and 50 Cent as the cursed doctor in a contemporary retelling. Clearly they missed the boat on casting. 50 Cent as Mr. Hyde? They should have cast Mike Tyson. Wouldn't even need no make-up.Check out some more of these morning headlines. Lost Season 5: Hurley's Greatest Hits. (io9) Hanging With Mr. Danza. (NY Post) Fright Night to be remade, more frightening. (Empire) Toy Story 3 crosses over Up. (MTV) Expendables reveils tough new artwork. Grrr. *cough cough* Ouch. I pulled something. (Latino Review)

Wednesday Afternoon Link Dump
Wednesday, May 13 by

Sly Is Back! (FilmDrunk)The Terriblest Laugh Ever (Manofest)Brazil Was A Cool Movie (Pajiba)This Waitress Shoots A Customer (SickPigs)Rachel Leslie Is Spankin Hot (GorillaMask)Cat Crosses The Line (IAmBored)22 Awesome Ways To Quit Your Job (Cracked)

Evan Daugherty Is Scripting He-Man Movie
Wednesday, May 13 by

Just in from Movie Web, newcomer Evan Daughtery has been hired to pen the new He-Man film, Grayskull. I know that many of you may be worried but don't fret. He has found a way to take the already gay story of He-Man and make it infinitely gay. In the re-imagining "Adam is a soldier who sets off to find his destiny, happening upon the magical world of Eternia. There, Skeletor has raised a technological army and is bent on eradicating magic.” So yeah. Take that magic.No star has been attached yet but I'm pulling for this guy. You can do it buddy!Here are more morning headlines. Megan Fox loves girls who love girls. (Cinema Blend)Sit Down, Shut Up gets shipped out. (Playlist) Sly Stallone almost missed his flight. (AICN) Christopher Lloyd is going to have an unfortunate Spring Break. (Bloody Disgusting) Van Damme broin' out with Vinnie Jones (The Hollywood Reporter)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMILIO ESTEVEZ!
Tuesday, May 12 by

Forty-seven years ago today, Emilio Estevez was brought into this world, and its destiny was changed for the better.  In your honor, Screenjunkies is digitally hanging this lovely Young Guns painting on our walls forever, or until the future predicted in Freejack becomes a reality and we can replace it with a hologram of Mick Jagger (image courtesy of artist and calligrapher Terri Alsobrook).Here are some free links, jack: Keyboard Cat Plays Himself Off (SickPigs)Every Man's Fantasy Comes True (Manofest)The Best TV Drunks Ever (Pajiba)Christina Stefanidi Is Spankin Hot (GorillaMask)Amazing Attempt At Human Flying (IAmBored)6 Movies Based On True Strories That Are Bullshit (Cracked)Christopher Lloyd Is A Piranha Expert (DreadCentral)Flowchart For Lying To Your Girlfriend (HolyTaco)Remember When Baseball Wasn't Messed Up? (BustedCoverage)Jeska Vardinski Is An Angel (Uncoached)American Gladiators MOVIE!!! (Unreality)New Doctor Parnassus Photo (ThePlaylist)

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MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS TRAILER EMERGES
Tuesday, May 12 by

Down below we have the trailer for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, the movie that dares ask 'What would happen if a giant octopus fought a mega shark?' The trailer features the colossal sea creatures attacking submarines, boats, oil rigs, jets, commercial flights, and San Francisco. And Earth's only hope is Lorenzo Lamas. *Sigh* Maybe it's not too late to strike some kind of deal with Giant Octopus.   Here are your other morning headlines: Hulu too good to be true. (NY Mag) Aziz Ansari calls out Digital IMAX. (/Film) MTV Movie Awards presenters announced. (MTV) Trek writers explain lack of Shatner. (io9) Where The Wild Things Blog (Latino Review)