NEW WEBSITE HELPS SCHEDULE YOUR PEE BREAKS

Monday, May 25 by

The new website RunPee.Com has arrived and it’s going to totally change theater-going as we know it. Imagine that you’re watching Transformers 2 and your teeth are floating. You don’t want to break away to the facility because you don’t want to miss any blurry, confusing-to-look-at robot fights or any of Megan Fox’s screentime. Those days are gone, friend. Thanks to RunPee, you now know the exact moment within a film that it is safe to excuse yourself and awkwardly step on all the toes in your row. We’re one step closer to utopia. The future begins.

On this Memorial Day, take a moment to remember those summer blockbusters that sucked balls. (Pajiba)

Joe Dante gives up juicy Gremlins dirt. (Dread Central)

New Land Of The Lost Clip Online. (MTV)

Fan-made LEGO movie posters are pretty rad. (Specky Boy)

Lyndsy Fonseca jumps in Hot Tub. (Empire)
 

 

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